Genres: Humor
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An Unhealthy Infatuation with Snarky Men by CCC    (Reviews - 343)

Ginny finds that she is only attracted to men she can argue with.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Hermione Granger, Other Characters, Ron Weasley
Compliant with: HBP and below
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 13 | Word count: 21524 | Read count: 72060 | Published: Aug 18, 2007 | Updated: Feb 02, 2010
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An Unpredictable Proposal by idreamofdraco    (Reviews - 3)

Draco is ready for marriage, but he is not ready for the proposal. Good thing he has plenty of friends to give him advice....
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Molly Weasley, Pansy Parkinson, Ron Weasley
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1695 | Read count: 1112 | Published: Aug 24, 2019 | Updated: Aug 24, 2019
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Anatomy of a Relationship by Alexandria Malfoy    (Reviews - 3)

They were on the verge of breaking apart. The only solution was to deconstruct and analyze. Originally written for the 2009 D/G Fic Exchange for IluvCaptainJack.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Blaise Zabini (boy), Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Luna Lovegood, Other Characters
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Future AU, Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 5483 | Read count: 3440 | Published: Aug 30, 2009 | Updated: Aug 30, 2009
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And Baby Makes Three by Rainpuddle    (Reviews - 97)

Draco and Ginny begin their next great adventure - parenthood. This story is open ended, but technically complete since each piece is a stand alone.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance, Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 12 | Word count: 24963 | Read count: 85946 | Published: May 15, 2004 | Updated: Mar 13, 2006
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And Knowing is Half the Battle by Echo    (Reviews - 19)

Draco and Ginny have a little tiff about what others know and don't know about them.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance, Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1137 | Read count: 5530 | Published: Jul 26, 2005 | Updated: Jul 26, 2005
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And They All Lived Happily Ever After by Boogum    (Reviews - 16)

Once upon a time, in a land not entirely far away, there lived a young girl named Ginevra Molly Weasley, whose life story was so boring that the narrator of the redhead's life decided to take matters into her own capable hands and change it.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Other Characters
Compliant with: OotP and below
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 4 | Word count: 11790 | Read count: 13961 | Published: Feb 15, 2011 | Updated: Feb 28, 2011
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And You Love It by MrsDanielRadcliffe    (Reviews - 79)

Written for the DG Fic Exchange on LJ for slytherinwench. Draco and Blaise make a bet concerning the lovely Miss Weasley. Loosely based upon Bernard Shaw's play Pygmalion.





After Chapter Five posts later today or tomorrow, it will officially be COMPLETE!
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: Blaise Zabini (boy), Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Narcissa Malfoy, Other Characters
Compliant with: None
Era: Future AU
Genres: Angst, Drama, Humor, Romance, Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 5 | Word count: 10813 | Read count: 37766 | Published: Jan 08, 2007 | Updated: Feb 18, 2007
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Anger Management by Draco Luva    (Reviews - 6)

Ginny has a serious anger problem, and it results in therapy that just might make it worse.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance, Humor
Warnings: Blood, Graphic Violence
Completed: No
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1862 | Read count: 2797 | Published: Jun 24, 2005 | Updated: Jul 11, 2005
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Animals by dykeadellic    (Reviews - 14)

Draco watched her from the dark, his grey eyes hooded with lust. The thrill of the chase always got to him. But this one was different. This one he wanted to keep instead of kill. Ginny Weasley would be his.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Future AU
Genres: Crossover, Drama, Horror, Humor, Mystery, Romance, Smut
Warnings: Blood, Graphic Violence, Non-consensual sex
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1121 | Read count: 2944 | Published: Dec 16, 2014 | Updated: Dec 16, 2014
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Anise's Only MST Fic by Anise    (Reviews - 75)

Harry, Hermione, Draco, and Ginny are trapped in a dungeon and forced to endure Professor Snape's detention. What does he make them do? Why, read bad fanfic, of course. My one and only MST.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance, Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 5922 | Read count: 5418 | Published: Jun 23, 2005 | Updated: Jun 23, 2005
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Another Day by Qweene_of_Argylle    (Reviews - 13)

Since the end of her fifth year, Ginny's been acting strangely. What happens when she finally breaks down and confesses something interesting to Harry?
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance, Humor, Angst
Warnings: Blood
Completed: No
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1461 | Read count: 485 | Published: Dec 11, 2005 | Updated: Dec 11, 2005
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Anti-Pink by Thalia    (Reviews - 35)

Draco Malfoy, cynic extraordinaire, on his least favourite holiday of the year. Add one feisty Weaslette and way too much pink for his taste, and the results may be surprising. One-shot!
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance, Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1268 | Read count: 3964 | Published: Feb 14, 2005 | Updated: Feb 14, 2005
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Anything But Secondhand by MrsDanielRadcliffe    (Reviews - 97)

Ginny graduates. Draco attends. Mayhem ensues.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Angst, Humor, Romance, Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 9 | Word count: 18027 | Read count: 15079 | Published: Feb 04, 2005 | Updated: Jan 15, 2006
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Argus Filch's Tale of Hogwarts by MemoriesFade    (Reviews - 7)

He is often overlooked and ignored, the cranky caretaker of Hogwarts. But he is a man who sees things that others do not, scandalous things. His name is Argus Filch, and he has a story to tell, one that will make the hardest heart soften.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Other Characters
Compliant with: Fully compliant
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 4845 | Read count: 3400 | Published: Feb 18, 2011 | Updated: Feb 18, 2011
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As You Wish by Alexandria Malfoy    (Reviews - 14)

Ginny wants a change of pace. Draco is gifted with a magic lamp. Who he finds inside is the last person he’d ever expect. Originally written for the D/G Fic Exchange on LiveJournal.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: Blaise Zabini (boy), Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Narcissa Malfoy, Other Characters
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Future AU
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 3 | Word count: 7104 | Read count: 8151 | Published: Jun 19, 2010 | Updated: Jun 24, 2010
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Assigned Seats by BelleAmour    (Reviews - 7)

Assigned seats are required for the train trip home from Hogwarts. Ginny is worried when she finds out that Draco has been assigned to her compartment, but she doesn't know just how bad it will be.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Luna Lovegood, Ron Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 7245 | Read count: 1609 | Published: Jul 09, 2013 | Updated: Jul 09, 2013
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Babies are Transfigured Out of Stone by Rhea Summers    (Reviews - 14)

"How do you make babies?" Draco Malfoy deals with this age-old question which has always fascinated young children.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 3790 | Read count: 2019 | Published: Aug 11, 2006 | Updated: Aug 11, 2006
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Baby, Oh Baby by SexySlytherin    (Reviews - 8)

At first it was simple Draco+Ginny AKA Malfoy+Weasley = enemies. During a fight, a baby comes between them. Literally. They are told to watch the baby (as punishment). Do things change? You bet.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 2 | Word count: 2772 | Read count: 4966 | Published: Oct 04, 2004 | Updated: Oct 04, 2004
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Baking Lessons by Embellished    (Reviews - 32)

Draco finds Ginny baking in the kitchens. Has he bitten off more than he can chew?
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: OotP and below
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 4372 | Read count: 6830 | Published: Jan 30, 2005 | Updated: Jan 30, 2005
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Bands by Mynuet    (Reviews - 101)

Rock bands at Hogwarts! Blossoming romance! And you would not believe what can be done with an oboe. A total guilty pleasure fic that is nowhere near complete.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance, Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 4 | Word count: 5666 | Read count: 15690 | Published: Oct 11, 2004 | Updated: Aug 03, 2007
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Barnabas, Galleons, and Full-Frontal Snogging by penfold    (Reviews - 12)

Draco and Ginny find themselves working together in a contest, as well as competing against each other on the side. In the end, everyone wins.

Written for the Summer 2009 D/G Fic Exchange for svu_ada_love. Received nominations for Best Kiss, Best Minor/Supporting Character, and Fic Most in Need of a Sequel.

Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Luna Lovegood
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Future AU
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 7552 | Read count: 3181 | Published: Sep 03, 2009 | Updated: Sep 03, 2009
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Battle of the Bulge by meatvirgin    (Reviews - 13)

Ginny seeks adventure and change, and Draco finds out that she does it commando.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance, Humor, Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 878 | Read count: 1590 | Published: Oct 27, 2004 | Updated: Dec 31, 2004
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Be of Good Cheer by Fearthainn    (Reviews - 41)

Wherein Ginny sings, ears are noticed, Draco takes his father's advice, and there is no gratuitous mistletoe.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance, Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 7093 | Read count: 6617 | Published: May 07, 2004 | Updated: May 07, 2004
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Beat It by Warriorlily    (Reviews - 15)

“What do you want, Weasley?”
“You were listening to Muggle music?” she asked, wrapping her hands around the warm cup.
“Michael Jackson, if you must know,” Malfoy answered, rolling his eyes in exasperation, although his cheeks had an unexpected pink tinge. “Now, can you leave so that I can eat my pancakes in peace?”
A little tribute to the late King of Pop.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: HBP and below
Era: Future AU
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 2314 | Read count: 2572 | Published: Jun 28, 2009 | Updated: Jun 29, 2009
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Because You Don't Exist by draconis major    (Reviews - 23)

Draco is working for the Ministry as an Invisible, an elite and unknown Auror, while the rest of the world thinks he's six-feet under. On a mission in New York he goes into a pub where he thinks he's met the barmaid before. The red hair should really be a tip-off.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Humor, Mystery, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1689 | Read count: 3144 | Published: Nov 24, 2007 | Updated: Nov 25, 2007
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