Summary: I had used to make him force me every time, back when I was strong. He would grapple me to the floor, relishing the sensation of my fingernails tearing across his skin, taking the same depraved pleasure he was there to force upon me. Then he’d pour the sickly stuff down my throat, the foul-tasting liquid burning my esophagus, and then- and then I’d feel. Then I’d truly begin to hate myself.
Categories: Completed Short Stories
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Angst, Horror
Warnings: Blood, Graphic Violence, Non-consensual sex, Sexual Violence
Completed: Yes

Summary: Draco springs Ginny from women's prison, but will she ride in his aqua-blue Cadillac? And why is he using so much Miracle Whip? Watch out for that rat poison, not to mention the nine-inch heels... Utter crackfic (more or less) inspired by the longer video for Lady Gaga/Beyonce's *Telephone*.
Categories: Completed Short Stories
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Luna Lovegood
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Action, Crossover, Horror, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Character Death
Completed: Yes