Summary: Armed with her wand, dreams of becoming an Auror and a pair of Bill's old black leather motorcycle boots, Ginny Weasley felt prepared for anything her 5th year at Hogwarts could send her way: Quidditch Quaffles, Potions exams, and her brand-new relationship with Harry Potter. What she wasn't expecting was interference from a handful of Slytherins; not just the romantic interest of Draco Malfoy, but a mysterious pair of redheaded twins from France, as well. Add in Cho Chang, dragon pox, Weasleys' Wheezes, a new DADA teacher and Lucius Malfoy's evil plotting, and you've got an adventure that will rival Ginny's first rollercoaster year at Hogwarts. Starts off H/G but will absolutely be D/G. Includes R/Hr and Cho/Charlie as well.
Categories: Works in Progress
Characters: Arthur Weasley, Blaise Zabini (girl), Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Lucius Malfoy, Narcissa Malfoy, Other Characters, Ron Weasley
Compliant with: GoF and below
Era: Past AU
Genres: Action, Angst, Humor, Mystery, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No

Summary: Draco springs Ginny from women's prison, but will she ride in his aqua-blue Cadillac? And why is he using so much Miracle Whip? Watch out for that rat poison, not to mention the nine-inch heels... Utter crackfic (more or less) inspired by the longer video for Lady Gaga/Beyonce's *Telephone*.
Categories: Completed Short Stories
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Luna Lovegood
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Action, Crossover, Horror, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Character Death
Completed: Yes