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AHAHAHAHAH this was the clincher
“Look, over there!” Ginny hissed. “A broom closet!”
i think you pretty much got it all right down to the tee.
great fic :)
Gosh, this was hilarious. I don't know how many times I've read this, but it's funny every time. I especially love:
"“Priscylla Maia Weasley,” Ginny said, then spelled it out so Draco could understand the brevity of the situation."
You're amazing. I wish you'd write more stories!
Hahaha.. wow. Somehow you managed to fit every single D/G plot into one. I especially liked the bit about the curse to eat beets, as opposed to the curse that made her marry Malfoy. Well done. :)
Excellent. The scary thing is that some fics written in all seriousness actually resemble this one quite a bit, what with the random use of Deus Ex machina. (I loved the "randomly changing how Ginny feels about draco" Deus Ex, for instance)... Excellent job.
...still Wicked Brilliant after years and many re-reads. *bows down*
Wait a minute...
This was a parody?
What?! This was a parody?! But the plot made so much sense and Draco and Ginny were so in character!
I'm schocked! So shocked that I've managed to spell shocked with an extra 'c'! Heavens!
It was cliche but it was funny (what you were aiming for), so, thank you! :-)
After re-reading this story, I still crack up.
Heh, I think you've managed to include almost every random plot twist that I've read on this site. :D
good to know its not serious. haha.
Oh, wow. This was hilarious. Copping a feel while he saved her life. Why would apureblood family named their daughter after a state in America....lol
I believe you included every Harry Potter D/G cliche ever known to man. Except the Mary Sue.
This is such a perfect parody.
" “...And she really is a bit of a creepy child, all precocious and wide-eyed. But Mum likes her well enough.” "
This line was absolutely hilarious. Ginny calling her own kid creepy? My, what's the world coming to?
It was too much. I didnt bother reading it all.
Very well written, and you got every single last detail right. I'mk sure more has been added since.
I LOVED THIS! Lol, it was perfect. Oh my god, lol. I loved the gaudy name (“Priscylla Maia Weasley,” Ginny said, then spelled it out so Draco could understand the brevity of the situation.) and her explanation (“I had any number of thin excuses,” Ginny said, “but mostly I didn’t want you to see me fat. It took a bit of time to get rid of the baby weight.”) Hehehehe :D But really, this is outstanding. I could go on, but would rather read more of your fics :) GREAT job!
Did they just leave the kid???????
hahahahaha! Thank you x3! It felt so nice to laugh at the parody of all those plotlines that Suethors mangle again and again. You have given me hope and inspiration!
No leather pants!Draco?!
Super-cute, and intelligently parodied. Great job. :oD
Okay, that last note was really helpful. ^_^
I almost stopped reading because I thought you were serious and I was like oh dear! it keeps jumping around!!
and that would never happen!
actually the name Virginia was named after the "virgin" queen Elizabeth I...ergo, Virginia would actually work for a family in England...