Name: chenlixiang reviewed In Which the Feast Becomes a Farce on Sep 07, 2018 02:07 am
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Name: Gin Malfoy reviewed In Which the Feast Becomes a Farce on Nov 24, 2010 03:26 pm
ok... that was exceptionally odd, and humorous. lol I liked it though.

Author's Response: Uh, yes. See, I have this problem that when I don't get enough sleep, I tend to go a little crazy and that, er, reflects in my writing . . .

I am glad you were able to enjoy it in some way, though.
Name: choravenclaw reviewed In Which the Feast Becomes a Farce on Jan 07, 2010 01:22 pm
=D
You make me blush with your compliments Kim!

Don't worry about not having time, i want you to use all the little time you have to give us new chapters!
=DD

Crazy given by you?
EVERYONE has to love!
You're one of the few people who can pull it off sweetie!

^;^


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Name: GoldenFawkes reviewed In Which the Feast Becomes a Farce on Dec 18, 2009 02:20 am
Haha! Nice job!

Author's Response: Thanks. ^_^
Name: slitherhither reviewed In Which the Feast Becomes a Farce on Dec 17, 2009 11:22 pm
Wow--how you got in all those "crazy" requirements and still had a coherent story is amazing! Bravo. Very sweet and chaotic--just like it would be if such a dinner really happened.

Author's Response: Well, I don't know about coherent, but I was determined to get all the requirements in the story. If I'm going to write a crack!fic, I might as well do the whole works.
Name: MK Richie reviewed In Which the Feast Becomes a Farce on Dec 17, 2009 11:36 am
Funny! I put me in a festive mood and made me laugh plenty of times. =]

Author's Response: I'm a bit late in replying, but I'm pleased it put you in the festive mood and gave you a few laughs. That was my aim. ^_^
Name: lilactree reviewed In Which the Feast Becomes a Farce on Dec 15, 2009 10:20 pm
The "crazy must haves" were done very well! I really liked it particularly for the creativity put into the plot and details. :)

Author's Response: Thank you. I can't claim the "crazy must haves", but I certainly had fun inserting them in my story.
Name: Nutmeg44 reviewed In Which the Feast Becomes a Farce on Dec 15, 2009 03:39 pm
oh wow. i'd love an encore of that every year. such a happy christmas. ron needs to stop taking eating lessons from the tasmanian devil. brilliant.

Author's Response: Yes, I think Ron needs to go back to etiquette school. Narcissa and Lucius could probably do with some therapy lessons, too. *grins*
Thanks for the review.
Name: Incognito reviewed In Which the Feast Becomes a Farce on Dec 15, 2009 10:57 am
The blond glowered at his wife, who was currently singing along to said torture. He was horrified to discover that she was even including actions.

Kim, do NOT kill me with laughter at the beginning of a fic, okay? This is not fair!

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“How do you think they’ll feel when you greet them with a slurred hello?”

“Sober.”


OMG, I love your banter/dialogue. Such dry wit, m'dear. ^_~

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“I know, but I’m sure the dinner will feel just as meaningful when we’ve satisfied our hunger on a bird that doesn’t taste like ash.”

Damn you for always making me cackle at work. I swear everyone here thinks I'm insane(r).

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Severus Snape, who had long tired of the night’s excitement, not to mention the people surrounding him, had somehow got caught in the way of one of Harry’s flying kicks.

OMFG!!! I am crying now. Flying kicks. LMAO! Kim, please, stop! PLEASE!

This was brilliant. Your already wonderful talent as a writer just improves with each day. This was excellently executed. I was thoroughly enthralled and moved (to laughter and tears) by your hilarious dialogue and amusing turn of events.

~Lia

Author's Response: Can you tell that I had a lot of fun with this? I thought the flying kicks added a nice touch. ^_^
Name: scentasia reviewed In Which the Feast Becomes a Farce on Dec 15, 2009 08:34 am
LMAO!!!I am still laughing...hahaha...this was brilliant...i so needed this! THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!love you work

Author's Response: Aww, thank you. ^_^
Name: choravenclaw reviewed In Which the Feast Becomes a Farce on Dec 15, 2009 05:38 am
She was particularly fond of impersonating a horse as she sung, “Giddy up, Giddy up, Giddy up” while racing around the room, the garish pink tinsel she was holding streaming around her like a particularly sparkly feather boa.


Good God Kim!
Even i'm looking at the computer likeshe was a complete nutters!
=O


“Don’t worry, darling,” taunted his wife as she wrapped the tinsel around his neck and used it to pull his face closer to hers.
“Christmas is tacky, love,” retorted Ginny, giving him a quick peck on the lips. “Deal with it.”

This is one of the sweetest, fluffy, cutest act-silly scenes i've ever seen!


“I don’t know, Ginny,” said Draco slowly. “I don’t think my parents are going to like this.”
“Why not?”
Draco looked at his wife’s happy face and found that he did not have the heart to tell her that her Christmas tree was hideous. Instead, he wrapped his arms around her waist and kissed her lovingly on her lips.
“Never mind. I’m sure the dinner will go fine,” said the blond, keeping his more pessimistic reflections to himself.


She is no fair to Drakie-poo!
Poor bloke doesn't stand a chance when she's looking like a pouting little girl.
oh dear!
Can you imagine when they have a girl just like her?
He'll be tre greatest idiot!
;P


“Ginny, when I’m sober I hate your family. So, for this day to go smoothly, I suggest you give me back that bottle.”

He fonud his way of being a nice fellow around her family and she doesn't understand!
How mean of her!
;P


You’re twenty-seven, Draco. The least you can do is act it.”
“Yes, Mum.”
Her eyes narrowed. Draco quickly back-peddled and gave her a placating smile before the tirade could come.
“Don’t worry, love, I’ll be a veritable saint. Not a sip of alcohol will touch my lips until dinner.”

Oh yeah, that's very believable!
Like he could keep THAT promise!



Narcissa Malfoy, standing tall and proud on the doorstep, ignored her husband in what she considered to be dignified silence—in reality she was just sulking. When he reached out to take her arm, she shifted it smoothly away from his outstretched hand, her chin tilting with unmistakable scorn.
“I’m sure I can manage to walk through a door on my own,” said the blonde in a voice that could freeze bone marrow.
Lucius Malfoy took this reproach with unruffled composure and simply walked on inside. His wife followed with a rather sour look on her face

I just LOOOVE these two!
=DD
And this seems like an interisting twist!

Surely she didn’t think that placing his father in between and Fred and George Weasley was going to inspire the Christmas spirit?

I snorted so loud my nose feels like it's burning!


“Go on, Drake,” prodded the redhead, waving the purple horror in front of him like it was the greatest of treats, “pull a cracker with me.”
Draco lifted an eyebrow with haughty dignity. “I’ll pull a cracker with you if you stop calling me that ridiculous nickname.”

hih, drake sound so much like a little kid!
=)

One minute he was trying to cut a particularly stubborn piece of meat, and the next minute Narcissa Malfoy was letting out an outraged shriek as a very saucy covered steak hit her right on the nose and then dropped to her lap, leaving a trail of brown in its wake.

Oh GOD!
I knew this would end up going very very worng, i didn't expect the nose bit, though, although i gotta admit i was expecting food to be thrown on her!
He DOES deserve to eat with the children!

“Well, I know where you get your alcoholic tendencies from,” remarked Ginny to her husband while staring at the drunken older woman in astonishment.

Poor Draco is suffering far too much in these Christams fics!


“How dare you disrespect my mother like that!” roared the blond, completely ignoring his wife as he pummelled the hapless ex-Gryffindor.

At least one thing to make Draco happy!
He finally got to lay his fists all over Pothead!
=DD


“Oh dear,” said Fleur. “I believe you just killed Harry Potter with a Christmas tree.”
“The scar-headed idiot has survived more murder attempts than I can count,” responded Draco bluntly. “You can’t tell me he died by something so mundane as a Christmas tree.”
“Well, it was a very large tree,” said Percy reasonably.
"And ugly,” muttered the twins together.
Ginny glowered at them.

Finally someone else insults that horrid Christmas tree!
Maybe that will serve her as a good opinion.


AMAZING story Kim1
I laughed so muhc with this!
You did wonderful, and the list wasn't hard to guess on most parts, i mean, narcissa drunk and taking off her knickers???
Kinda hard to picture!
;p


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Author's Response: Thank you, Manu, for this epic and very awesome review. I wish I could do more justice with my reply, but my time is limited. I'm very glad you enjoyed this. It was a crack!fic, so it was always going to be crazy, but who doesn't love crazy every now and then?
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