This was written for Muted Melody at the dgficexchange. Here were her prompts:
The tone/mood of the fic: Romance/humour, with a hint of angst.
A Theme/element/line of dialogue/object you would like in your fic: Hmm. Theme: One of stereotypes being broken, I guess. Element: No real preference. Line of dialogue: "Who else did you have 'experience' with? The giant squid?" Object I would like in my fic: A tennis racquet.
Special thanks go to Miranthridel Bloom, to whom I benevolently give Blaise, because Draco is otherwise occupied. Thanks also go to freedachickens whose usual sea of red ink was only a small pond this time. Thanks, girls.