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Real name: Jessica
Registered: Oct 22, 2005
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Hiya. I'm Jandy. I've been here practically forever. I spend most of my time on tumblr now - don't really even read much HP fic. But if you're still here reading - I love you. And I'm also over on Ao3 reading and reviewing like I've always done. I hope you're curating your fandom experience in a way that makes you happy. Much love to you all! :*
Favorite Stories

1000 Miles by JSaintG7    (Reviews - 63)

The sixth year is proving absolutely exhausting for Ginny, but she's found something that seems to be fixing all her problems. Who woulda thought that casual sex with Draco Malfoy would be beneficial?
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 5 | Word count: 18523 | Read count: 19994 | Published: Jul 27, 2004 | Updated: Dec 07, 2004
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A Bit of the Dark Sinister by Echo    (Reviews - 281)

Draco and Ginny had a "moment" in the past that resulted in... another person. A person whose Malfoyishness was always mistaken for Weasley spunk.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance, Humor, Drama
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 16 | Word count: 36073 | Read count: 143710 | Published: Jul 26, 2005 | Updated: Jul 26, 2005
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A Chocolate Covered Malfoy by CCC    (Reviews - 365)

Ginny and Draco are assigned to be partners in a cooking class. When they spill a pan full of chocolate cake batter, interesting things ensue.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 9 | Word count: 23020 | Read count: 89304 | Published: Jan 07, 2007 | Updated: Mar 25, 2007
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A Common Cure by Black Alnair    (Reviews - 158)

AU. Draco Malfoy has an uncommon skill and he offers his services to the Order of the Phoenix to protect his mother. But as his importance to the Order grows, his strength and will slackens. Finally, all Draco wants is peace, but can Ginny Weasley help him find peace with her before he seeks it in the Dark?

This story takes place after OotP but uses a few elements from HBP.

**And now includes illustrations! Thanks to the rulers of the DG universe, er...the Cabal, for letting me post them here!**

Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Action, Angst, Drama, Romance
Warnings: Blood, Character Death
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 16 | Word count: 41453 | Read count: 18200 | Published: Jan 05, 2006 | Updated: Mar 03, 2007
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A Forbidden Union by SlytherinVixen    (Reviews - 70)

What happens when the real Ginny is revealed and when the two most unlikely people begin falling for each other?
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Drama, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 33 | Word count: 75691 | Read count: 13858 | Published: Jul 05, 2004 | Updated: Mar 02, 2006
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A Leap in the Dark by Mynuet    (Reviews - 54)

*DH SPOILERS* Theorizing that one could time travel within his own lifetime, Dr. Sam Beckett stepped into the Quantum Leap accelerator and vanished ....
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Other Characters, Ron Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Future AU
Genres: Action, Crossover
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 2 | Word count: 2320 | Read count: 8399 | Published: Jul 26, 2007 | Updated: Jul 29, 2007
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Comments: Very cute idea!

A Little Problem by ronlover    (Reviews - 32)

One night in the life of Ginny Weasley, a little problem was formed. The little problem grew into a life-altering problem that changed Ginny's life forever, along with someone else’s...
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 5 | Word count: 13660 | Read count: 16095 | Published: Sep 15, 2005 | Updated: May 26, 2006
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A New Day by flame_kitty    (Reviews - 34)

Draco kisses Ginny to get back at Pansy for cheating on him but Ginny becomes more and more alluring to the smooth Slytherin God. Will he ever stop thinking about her?
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 4 | Word count: 3301 | Read count: 14116 | Published: Nov 12, 2005 | Updated: Jun 09, 2006
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A Not So Simple Kind of Life by dragonsangel68    (Reviews - 332)

SEQUEL TO DRAGON AND ANGEL. Draco and Ginny return from their honeymoon ready to live happily ever after, but their vast differences in background and family values make for an interesting start to their married life. Add Draco's inexperience with pregnant women and the stage is set for hilarity, confusion and embarrassment.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: Arthur Weasley, D/G Offspring, Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Lucius Malfoy, Molly Weasley, Narcissa Malfoy
Compliant with: None
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: Dragon and Angel Arc
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Chapters: 18 | Word count: 311733 | Read count: 47038 | Published: Apr 23, 2006 | Updated: Oct 18, 2009
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A Trying Breath by Ephemere    (Reviews - 131)

A horrifying experience has been pushed aside, and people try to get on with their normal lives. But that experience soon turns into distant memories. Distant memories soon turn into haunting nightmares. When nightmares turn into reality, what can a certain group of Hogwarts students do to keep a certain redhead from slipping away? D/G story you've never quite seen before. Contains trips to the library, snogging, unexpected romance, and dreaming Gryffindors.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Other Characters, Ron Weasley
Compliant with: OotP and below
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Action, Drama, Humor, Mystery, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 9 | Word count: 70478 | Read count: 48432 | Published: Mar 05, 2005 | Updated: Jun 05, 2008
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After(word)s by distempered    (Reviews - 18)

Post-rendezvous, Draco wants to say those three forbidden words.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 2820 | Read count: 7413 | Published: Apr 11, 2006 | Updated: Apr 11, 2006
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Along Came A Wizard by fallenwitch    (Reviews - 642)

A bet, a wanted witch, and a magical contract land Draco in a most unexpected situation. Can his Slytherin soul survive intact or will he succumb to one redheaded witch in bondage? Snarky humor, romance, and a pinch of angst. “I don’t want it. I didn’t order it. Now leave me the fuck alone.” He slammed the door closed. Only it didn’t close due to the enormous boot wedged into its threshold. One loud grunt later and it flung back open, almost hitting him in the face. Draco reflexively leaned back, and that’s when she was thrust into his unsuspecting arms.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Angst, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 18 | Word count: 46917 | Read count: 43913 | Published: Nov 29, 2005 | Updated: Jan 18, 2007
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An Allusion to Better Days by squaredancer    (Reviews - 47)

Ginny Weasley has it hard. Her rent's due in five days, and she doesn't have a hundred quid to her name. Her latest beau has flown off looking for greener pastures, her boss has retired and been replaced with a nasty bint who could rival Umbridge (or be her cousin) and wizarding society look down on her as nothing but a pawn, someone in between. And to think, once, she had been their everything. He had been their everything. Together, they were everything. But those days were done and dusted, all that was left was a frightening new world of hardships and rainy days without an umbrella.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance, Angst, Drama
Warnings: Blood
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 4 | Word count: 9448 | Read count: 10087 | Published: Oct 14, 2005 | Updated: Nov 05, 2005
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An Unhealthy Infatuation with Snarky Men by CCC    (Reviews - 343)

Ginny finds that she is only attracted to men she can argue with.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Hermione Granger, Other Characters, Ron Weasley
Compliant with: HBP and below
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 13 | Word count: 21524 | Read count: 72037 | Published: Aug 18, 2007 | Updated: Feb 02, 2010
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Anniversary by KateinVA    (Reviews - 153)

In progress. Ginny commemorates the fifth anniversary of her death and finds herself face to face with someone from her past.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Lucius Malfoy, Severus Snape
Compliant with: OotP and below
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Angst, Drama, Romance
Warnings: Character Death
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 9 | Word count: 11426 | Read count: 39711 | Published: Dec 07, 2005 | Updated: Oct 16, 2007
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Anything But Secondhand by MrsDanielRadcliffe    (Reviews - 97)

Ginny graduates. Draco attends. Mayhem ensues.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Angst, Humor, Romance, Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 9 | Word count: 18027 | Read count: 15079 | Published: Feb 04, 2005 | Updated: Jan 15, 2006
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Bed Of Lies by Slythhearted    (Reviews - 63)

A harmless romp where by Draco tries to make up for past mistakes, Ginny is unsympathetic, Luna is Luna, and Blaise tries to steal the show.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 5 | Word count: 9361 | Read count: 3189 | Published: Mar 26, 2006 | Updated: Apr 07, 2006
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Before the Storm by Glass_Mermaid    (Reviews - 491)

*Winner of the Draco/Ginny Fanfiction Award for Best Novel Length Story.* "Perhaps not everything is as black and white as it appears. Perhaps, even my father was tangled in a web of his own emotions, and in the end it spelled his death. Perhaps I too will share his fate, dying not for the cause I believe in, but for that which I cannot foresee." The ever weaving threads of our own decisions can lead to irrevocable knots, and when Lucius Malfoy is destroyed by unexpected forces, his son, Draco, is thrown into a world of political intrigue, insatiable passion and desperate gambits, opening doors he never thought to look for, and creating a life he never thought he would have as his own.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance, Angst, Drama
Warnings: Blood, Sexual Violence, Character Death
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 25 | Word count: 162089 | Read count: 154919 | Published: Mar 02, 2005 | Updated: Apr 21, 2005
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Bitter Sweet Temptation by xNymphadoraX    (Reviews - 16)

Why has Ginny Weasley found herself in the arms of Draco Malfoy, not once, but twice?
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Hermione Granger
Compliant with: None
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 4090 | Read count: 5557 | Published: Nov 07, 2005 | Updated: Nov 07, 2005
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Blasphemous Rumours by lielabell    (Reviews - 14)

Telling the truth shouldn't be this hard.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Angst
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1103 | Read count: 2894 | Published: Sep 08, 2006 | Updated: Sep 08, 2006
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Blind by smprsgrrl    (Reviews - 88)

When Ginny and Harry get engaged, Draco must finally face his feelings about her... or risk losing her to another wizard.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Compliant with: HBP and below
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Drama, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 7 | Word count: 13742 | Read count: 24498 | Published: Apr 01, 2006 | Updated: Jan 04, 2008
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Break in the sun (till the sun breaks down) by Peki    (Reviews - 235)

Harry Potter defeats Lord Voldemort, and the wizarding world rejoices. Ginny Weasley's hopes and dreams seem to come true, at last; Draco Malfoy's end in Azkaban prison. But there is more to life than the obvious choices, and as Ginny and Draco struggle to redefine themselves in a post-war world, a chance encounter leads to more than either of them could ever have imagined...




Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Arthur Weasley, Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Molly Weasley, Narcissa Malfoy, Pansy Parkinson, Ron Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Angst, Romance, Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 25 | Word count: 53044 | Read count: 120058 | Published: Mar 09, 2006 | Updated: Apr 30, 2006
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Breaking His Heart by fallenwitch    (Reviews - 86)

The War tears the Slytherin from his redheaded witch. Heartbreak, damning choices, and assumptions rule the day. A tale of love where angst meets romance on the long road to a possible happily ever after. This fic contains the usual potty-mouth language, a snarky Draco, a feisty Ginny, sarcastic humor, romance, and a bit of angst.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Angst, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 5 | Word count: 9872 | Read count: 2193 | Published: Apr 13, 2006 | Updated: Apr 23, 2006
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Breaking the Rules by dragonsangel68    (Reviews - 136)

Late for Quidditch training, Draco doesn't think to pause before he enters the change rooms.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 7 | Word count: 28347 | Read count: 56096 | Published: Feb 13, 2007 | Updated: May 07, 2007
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Comments: D/G, Ron/Pansy -- Very good indeed!

Broomsticks and Hospital Wings by fluff ducky    (Reviews - 13)

Ginny Weasley knocks some sense into our beloved Draco. One-shot. Please review!

Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: OotP and below
Era: None
Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 3203 | Read count: 4047 | Published: Aug 24, 2007 | Updated: Aug 24, 2007
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