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Real name: Jessica
Registered: Oct 22, 2005
Membership status: Member
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Hiya. I'm Jandy. I've been here practically forever. I spend most of my time on tumblr now - don't really even read much HP fic. But if you're still here reading - I love you. And I'm also over on Ao3 reading and reviewing like I've always done. I hope you're curating your fandom experience in a way that makes you happy. Much love to you all! :*
Reviews by jandjsalmon

The Sneaky Slytherin and the Redhead's Revenge by Yazethet    (Reviews - 370)

*COMPLETE* Blackmail, intrigue, lust and yes, snogging. He thought he detested her, she knows she loathes him. Can Draco win Ginny over before she tries to completely humiliate him in front of the entire school?
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Blaise Zabini (boy), Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Other Characters, Ron Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: Slash
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 29 | Word count: 82766 | Read count: 214508 | Published: May 10, 2004 | Updated: Apr 17, 2007
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Date: Aug 10, 2007 Title: Chapter 22: To Hogsmeade

*huggles woobie!Draco*

I love when Draco gets jealous...

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Date: Aug 10, 2007 Title: Chapter 23: The Shrieking Shack

OH NO! Who is it?

But YAY on the Ginny likes him thing.

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Date: Aug 10, 2007 Title: Chapter 24: Rings and Things

YAHOO!!!

The ring. This may be my favouritest story ever... you realise that, right?

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Date: Aug 10, 2007 Title: Chapter 25: Slytherin vs. Gryffindor (Part I)

*is on pins and needles about the game*

YAY!

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Date: Aug 10, 2007 Title: Chapter 26: Slytherin vs. Gryffindor (Part II)

YAY! I love Draco I love Draco! That was brilliant. The game sounded fantastic - Blaise nearly had me covering my eyes and saying don't say his name don't say his name over and over again... but it was brilliant.... and then that last bit -- Touch her again and you're dead... I LOVE IT!!! LOVE!

Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: Aug 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 27: Draco's Bad Day

Ouch. A Bad day indeed! He hexed his teammates... and then he told her he loved her... It's wonderful - WHY IS GINNY SO DIFFICULT? ;)

Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: Aug 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 28: The Sneaky Slytherin

The plan makes an odd sort of twisted sense... when she finds out she's going to kill him.

Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: Aug 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 29: The Redhead's Revenge

IT was fabulous. Really Really good. I loved the ending. It was fun and witty and charming and just really really good! The photo--- brilliant. Glad she never found out about him watching her dreams... that would have been messy... a PERFECT thing to write an outtake about *nudge nudge* ;)

Thank you for the awesome read! ;)

Coming Out of the Cabinet by Rainpuddle    (Reviews - 26)

All Draco and Ginny just want is to steal a few minutes alone together. Things don't go according to plan...
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance, Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1343 | Read count: 5120 | Published: May 12, 2004 | Updated: May 12, 2004
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Date: Sep 18, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Coming Out of the Cabinet

Too adorable! I loved it, Pud! ;)

The Games That People Play by Rainpuddle    (Reviews - 38)

Ginny accepts an impossible dare from Lavender. And the worst part is, she has to prove she completed her mission.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: GoF and below
Era: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 2 | Word count: 3153 | Read count: 9746 | Published: May 13, 2004 | Updated: Jun 11, 2004
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Date: Mar 02, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: The Games That People Play

Yeah. I loved this. I love that he took his tie off for her too -- and SURE -- she jsut needs more practice... he's doing HER a favour!

Really wonderful! ;)

Author's Response: Thank you!

Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: Mar 02, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Take the Dare

Hell yes, Id' always take the dare from now on. This was a brilliant continuation. Brilliant. Loved it. I had to fan myself a couple times... and it was masterfully done. *claps* Brava! ;)

Author's Response: Thank you! Thank you! It all started with a dare and a kiss :)

Twelve Things About Christmas by Fearthainn    (Reviews - 18)

The 2002 Christmas Ficmas challenge story. Reflections on the season.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance, Angst
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 2620 | Read count: 10961 | Published: May 16, 2004 | Updated: May 16, 2004
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Date: Feb 22, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Twelve Things About Christmas

Oh Fearthainn, I have read it often, but I'm glad I decided to read again. I'm not sure I reviewed it before. This was magnificent. The writing was phenomenal. Each image was clear and breathtaking. The Ice... the Ivy in their little room. Everything. It was wonderful. And then he came for her. Wow. Really really fantastic!

Secrets And Lies by Fearthainn    (Reviews - 32)

Ginny makes an unusual discovery.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Mystery
Warnings: Sexual Violence
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 4835 | Read count: 6730 | Published: May 16, 2004 | Updated: May 16, 2004
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Date: May 02, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Secrets And Lies

Very well done. Hot.

Though I am left with this sadness after I read... their last kiss showed me that Draco wasn't a heartless evil git... though I'm a bit concerned that essentially she was raped - despite liking it. Hmmm.

I'm conflicted. Though I loved it... I'm not sure.

Ach. If you would just come out and write us another chapter (unlikely, but it doesn't hurt to ask) where Ginny realizes it is him... ;)

Lost by StrangerWithMyFace    (Reviews - 28)

Draco broods; Ginny decides to help; Harry gets a shock.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance, Humor, Angst
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 4219 | Read count: 6265 | Published: May 24, 2004 | Updated: May 24, 2004
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Date: May 25, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Lost

*cries happy tears*


SO SO wonderful. I've read it before -- but I love it and have to praise you lots. LOVE!

Throw It All Away by CliodnaHPFan    (Reviews - 118)

Ginny has had feelings for Harry for as long as she can remember. One summer, she decides to take things into her own hands and find out if she’s really in love with him, or if it’s just an infatuation. She gets her answer, and things spiral downhill from there.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance, Angst
Warnings: Sexual Violence
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 9 | Word count: 26370 | Read count: 37328 | Published: May 28, 2004 | Updated: May 28, 2004
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Date: Mar 04, 2006 Title: Chapter 9: Part the Last

Once again, another favourite... I think my most favourite line of all D/G fiction is your title for Harry... "The Boy Who Lived To Annoy Me".. and I repeat this to everyone I meet... of course giving you credit all the while! You are so so so talented... don't ever let anything get you down about your writing. (*whispers* I don't even mind you H/Hr -- though it's one of (if not MY LEAST) favourite pairings ever! ;) You're brilliant!) PS. I do realise that this fic has no H/Hr, I was just making a point! ;)

Trapped in a Closet With Draco Malfoy by CliodnaHPFan    (Reviews - 21)

“And please, explain to me why it is that I’m stuck in a – in a-“ “Broom closet.” His voice was soft and bitter.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance, Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 2166 | Read count: 4132 | Published: May 28, 2004 | Updated: May 28, 2004
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Date: Mar 04, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Trapped in a Closet With Draco Malfoy

You must must must post the other Trapped story here... I adore them both! ;)

The Plan by Mynuet    (Reviews - 115)

Ginny and Hermione are tired of being dowdy, dateless losers. What are two intelligent girls to do? Why, do some research and formulate a plan. Snape cooks! Goyle cowers! Fun is had. D/G and R/H, written before OotP
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance, Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 15 | Word count: 24223 | Read count: 106976 | Published: Jun 02, 2004 | Updated: Jun 02, 2004
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Date: May 21, 2007 Title: Chapter 15: The Morning After and the Beginning

I read it again... and I loved it again.

yep. Jessica+The Plan=True love! ;)

Comfort by Mynuet    (Reviews - 23)

Draco can't fix what's wrong, but he can be there for Ginny.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance, Angst
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 840 | Read count: 5166 | Published: Jun 05, 2004 | Updated: Jun 05, 2004
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Date: Mar 07, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: for Elsila

Oh, this was lovely! Short, but lovely. I want to find this Draco and have him hold me.... Just brilliant Shar... brilliant!

The Professor Malfoy Series by Mynuet    (Reviews - 74)

Continuing where the Cabana Boy Draco series will leave off whenever I finish writing it, we pick up during Ginny's seventh year, when she and Potions professor Malfoy get up to all sorts of naughtiness. In this first installment, Draco is attempting to teach a class when Ginny gives him a most interesting birthday surprise.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance, Humor, Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 4 | Word count: 13535 | Read count: 18880 | Published: Jun 09, 2004 | Updated: Jun 27, 2004
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Date: Jan 03, 2009 Title: Chapter 4: The Doppelganger Dilemma

Firstly, let me put on my fangirly hat rather than my very good friend hat.

NOW - HEEEEEEEE!!!!

Nextly - many things made me go HEEEEEE!!

"I take it that you're not a mindless slave, then." - "That's never been one of our most prevalent qualities, no."

*giggles madly*
"Haven't we always said we'd fuck us if we were a girl?"

and of course - I LOVE IT!!

"Even though it's me, I hate her saying that to anyone but me."


It still is one of my favourite fics. SUPER good! SUPER hot. Really good!

Excellent! Wonderful!

Watching by Mynuet    (Reviews - 37)

Ginny watches Draco. Sometimes, he looks back.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 2 | Word count: 2975 | Read count: 7647 | Published: Jul 02, 2004 | Updated: Oct 16, 2004
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Date: Mar 07, 2006 Title: Chapter 2: for Calla

It was sweet and funny and totally wonderful! ;)

Ginny's Bad Day by Mynuet    (Reviews - 35)

Ginny is having the worst day of her life... And then it gets better. An epilogue/followup to "The Plan", although I think it can stand alone.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance, Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 6380 | Read count: 7724 | Published: Jul 03, 2004 | Updated: Jul 03, 2004
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Date: Nov 06, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Ginny's Bad Day

It was wonderful! I loved it all, but I think, "Always wanted my little Luna to be a lesbian" took the cake for me! Ha Ha Ha!

Eight Days A Week by bunny    (Reviews - 147)

Draco and Ginny have unofficially declared war until one day, Ginny discovers something about Draco that changes her whole perspective of him. *COMPLETE*
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 6 | Word count: 11503 | Read count: 35518 | Published: Jul 13, 2004 | Updated: Jul 14, 2007
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Date: Jul 25, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: She Said...

I liked it. ;)

I was amused by Ginny's attitude. Very in character. Very fun. A few little annacronysms (Like I can't exaclty picture Draco saying, "jump my bones" but they're not distracting. I usually don't care for first person - but you've written Ginny wonderfully! ;)

Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: Jul 25, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: He Said...

Oh my goodness... I loved it. LOVED hearing it from Draco's POV. You were lovely here.

At the end of that year, Potter saved her from the Dark Lord in the Chamber. I backed off a bit from teasing Ginny; after all I had almost lost her.

AHGHG! Really wonderful!

Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: Jul 25, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: She Falls...

LOL! The Beatles? Really? HA HA HA! I wonder what Lucius felt about it.

Luna seems a bit off -- but I enjoyed it anyway! ;)

Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: Jul 25, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: He Avoided…

You can't leave us there....

So many funny lines:
"It was almost like living at home, minus the fanatical Dark Lord supporter and the suffocated mother that rarely fought back. Not that those things were still like that at home mind you."

And then he goes and says, "I found myself wondering fleetingly if she would frighten our children ranting as she is wont to do, or if it would be her fiery temper that kept them in line since they would most likely be bad and rotten like me."

*clicks next chapter*