Jester Hellking [Contact]

Real name: Simi Landau
Registered: Nov 14, 2005
Membership status: Member

'ello, 'ello. I don't have very much to say here, but you can check out my other writings at FanFiction (Winged One), Fictionpress (Winged One1 and MuffinQueen), and Elfwood (Simi Landau *Muffin Queen*). Troll around, enjoy!

(5/13/07) Well. A very long time later, a second story is up, and the sequel to PMaD is in the works. I've changed PMaD to completed because...well, because. I want PMaD to stand alone, but you can't read the sequel without it. So there. I think?
Reviews by Jester Hellking

Over Time: First Friends by Mynuet    (Reviews - 113)

In a series of vignettes spanning ten years, Draco and Ginny form an enduring friendship, which eventually leads to more. Drugged confessions, Playstation abuse, weddings, Christmas shopping, blind dates, stripteases, an exploding wand, and R/Hr on the side. Each chapter corresponds to an element of a challenge, including a required item and phrase.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Blaise Zabini (boy), Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Other Characters, Ron Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Future AU
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 3 | Word count: 24257 | Read count: 31657 | Published: May 07, 2004 | Updated: Feb 07, 2007
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Reviewer: Jester Hellking Signed
Date: Mar 23, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: The Huge Version

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So very, very yummy. I read this all in one sitting, never realizing it was...er...51 pages. Oh my. Oh my. I love the best friends twist on the relationship...priceless!

The Untouchable by creme_de_lilac    (Reviews - 12)

At three in the morning, a scratching could be heard in the Gryffindor Head Girl's bedroom; a box of 'Lawry's: Best Ribs in London' matches at work. But this story is not about the Lawry's ribs or the debatable quality of the meat; it is one of terror and bloodshed and joy, and how the greatest force on earth isn't magic at all. Well, not that sort at least. Patience- all that shall be revealed now is how it began.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance, Horror, Mystery, Drama
Warnings: Blood
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 2 | Word count: 11328 | Read count: 638 | Published: Aug 09, 2004 | Updated: Aug 19, 2004
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Reviewer: Jester Hellking Signed
Date: Jul 18, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: I'm Not Crazy

I like the plot a lot (angsty!Draco and Tomtastic!Ginny are some of my very favorite kinds) but I'm taking some pretty serious issue to some of the dialogue, about three things in particular.
Draco's language is very heavy, florid, and stitled, and though I understand the effect you're going for, it doesn't quite scan, particularly next to Pansy's dialogue. He can speak elaborately without the heavy feeling.
Little Draco's lisp pops up even where there are no sibilants in the words, which came across as a bit ridiculous to me.
And (I've tried it to, to the same effect) Seamus's accent broke my brain.
I don't want to seem overly critical, but those did break up what has otherwise so far been a really neat story to read.
On to the next chapter!

Reviewer: Jester Hellking Signed
Date: Jul 18, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Can You Keep a Secret? : Part One

I love crazy Draco. I need to know what was in that room!
Same mini-crit about Draco's dialogue. Otherwise, nifty nifty keen.

The Pleasure of Your Company by Kirixchi    (Reviews - 145)

A Weasley at the Daughters of Hecate Debutante Ball? That's almost as unthinkable as a Weasley and a Malfoy in love!
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 23 | Word count: 53632 | Read count: 105869 | Published: Aug 14, 2004 | Updated: Aug 14, 2004
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Reviewer: Jester Hellking Signed
Date: May 12, 2007 Title: Chapter 23: Mrs. Draco Malfoy

Oh! That was so sweet. Do you know I was fuming for Ginny when the necklace was sent? I was quite involved. :) Wonderfully written!

Winning the Cup by madalene3666    (Reviews - 275)

Draco decides that he wants to go for the Cup and challenges Ginny to the next match.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance, Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 16 | Word count: 63382 | Read count: 42175 | Published: Oct 22, 2004 | Updated: Aug 22, 2005
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Reviewer: Jester Hellking Signed
Date: Jun 17, 2007 Title: Chapter 16: Epilogue: The Cup Awarded

I read this all in one sitting, and my mind is spinning. It's rare to find such a well-rounded Draco in the fandom, and even though it must have been hard to write (there were times when the portrayal was hard to read) it was an absolute delight. All of your characterizations were excellent, especially the Weasley clan dynamic. Thank you for this!

Of Ears and Icing by smokeline    (Reviews - 13)

Draco and Ginny celebrate their engagement with lots of smut.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance, Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1460 | Read count: 2296 | Published: Apr 05, 2005 | Updated: Apr 05, 2005
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Reviewer: Jester Hellking Signed
Date: Nov 14, 2005 Title: Chapter 1: Of Ears and Icing

Yum, yum, yum. Ginny as a little sexpot seems perfectly right to me.

Quills by Mynuet    (Reviews - 23)

She thought that her writing was the thing most likely to help her be noticed as herself.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Drama
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 2015 | Read count: 3579 | Published: May 15, 2005 | Updated: May 15, 2005
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Reviewer: Jester Hellking Signed
Date: Jul 15, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: ...

I do love this story! Ginny's sentence makes me swoon a little.
I do think at the beginning that Ginny's feeling of invisibility or of being no one is a little overdone, repeated a bit too much. Otherwise, though, the characterizations were great.

Anniversary by KateinVA    (Reviews - 153)

In progress. Ginny commemorates the fifth anniversary of her death and finds herself face to face with someone from her past.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Lucius Malfoy, Severus Snape
Compliant with: OotP and below
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Angst, Drama, Romance
Warnings: Character Death
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 9 | Word count: 11426 | Read count: 39736 | Published: Dec 07, 2005 | Updated: Oct 16, 2007
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Reviewer: Jester Hellking Signed
Date: Feb 16, 2006 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 7

Please, please write more! I'm in love. The summary was gripping. I expected a ghost...this is better.

Reviewer: Jester Hellking Signed
Date: Feb 16, 2006 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 7

Please, please write more! I'm in love. The summary was gripping. I expected a ghost...this is better.

Author's Response: Thank you! I\'m glad you like it!

A Ninety-Eight Percent Perfect Match by Mynuet    (Reviews - 65)

Draco wants an ideal arrangement. Ginny wants a happily ever after. What they get is each other.




Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 16707 | Read count: 19579 | Published: Jul 31, 2006 | Updated: Jul 31, 2006
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Reviewer: Jester Hellking Signed
Date: Jul 31, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: A Malfoy Marriage

Wonderful! It was adorable watching Draco fall in love. All together now: d'awwwwwww! :D

Author's Response: *G* Thanks. I find that I like Draco the sex god fine, but Draco the clueless woobie is a nice change on occasion.

Too Young by Mynuet    (Reviews - 26)

And then, someday, they may recall we were not too young at all. --Nat King Cole
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Molly Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Drama
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 2158 | Read count: 4930 | Published: Mar 12, 2007 | Updated: Mar 12, 2007
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Reviewer: Jester Hellking Signed
Date: Jul 15, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Too Young

D'awww. I love angsty Weasleys.
"That Boy." Heh heh. :)

The Thief of Hearts by Rainpuddle    (Reviews - 22)

Draco has something precious stolen from him, and he’s determined to capture the elusive thief.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Future AU
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 3093 | Read count: 3664 | Published: Apr 04, 2007 | Updated: Apr 04, 2007
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Reviewer: Jester Hellking Signed
Date: Jul 15, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: The Thief of Hearts

Aw, whee. I like that Ginny needed convincing to accept the proposal; that was a lovely sort of role reversal. The title is great, by the way--dragged me in. :D

Author's Response: Thank you so much for reading!

10 Inevitable Draco/Ginny Clichés by maybeseptemberxx    (Reviews - 115)

D/G cliche love.
Category: Essays
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1112 | Read count: 7071 | Published: May 11, 2007 | Updated: May 11, 2007
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Reviewer: Jester Hellking Signed
Date: May 12, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Hehe. I was counting the ones I've done. :)

Renaissance Festival by Persephone33    (Reviews - 38)

Ginny supervises Draco's community service.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1756 | Read count: 4809 | Published: Jul 29, 2007 | Updated: Jul 29, 2007
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Reviewer: Jester Hellking Signed
Date: Jul 30, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Renaissance Festival

Angry!kiss was just as fun as the Shakespearian insults. I giggled all the way through!

The Tower by tudorrose1533    (Reviews - 24)

Winner of "Best Draco Malfoy" at the Spring 2007 D/G Fic Exchange! “The Tower is a card about war, a war between the structures of lies and the lightning flash of truth. It stands for false concepts and institutions that we take for real. You can expect to be shaken up, to be blinded by a shocking revelation. It sometimes takes that to see a truth that one refuses to see.”
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: HBP and below
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Drama, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 2 | Word count: 20103 | Read count: 7251 | Published: Sep 03, 2007 | Updated: Sep 03, 2007
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Reviewer: Jester Hellking Signed
Date: Sep 03, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: The Tower

Oh *snap.* Definitely the best characterization of Draco I've ever read. You get all the lovely fluffy stuff mixed in with Death Eater Draco.
I have to say also, I do love the title. Tarot cards are an instant recipe for shininess!

Reviewer: Jester Hellking Signed
Date: Sep 03, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: The Tower, Part Two

Aw. Yay for things!
Very well written, I enjoyed reading it the whole way through. The Black sisters have to be some of my very favorite characters, and I'm glad you worked them in there. :)