kewljules [Contact]

Real name: Julia
Registered: Jan 30, 2006
Membership status: Member
Website: http://kewljules00799.livejournal.com/profile

kewljules is known as Julia by her friends, and 'that henious wench' by her enemies. Among other things, she enjoys Elton John, being silly, being a feminist, long walks on the beach*, random useless facts, Han Solo, coffee ice cream, films, reading, Pink Is The New Blog, snarky boys, sarcasm, and the New England Patriots.

Julia is a die-hard R/Hr shipper, and also enjoys H/G in canon. She thinks it's nice, although a bit plain and boring; kind of like vanilla ice cream. D/G, however, is her second favorite ship, a close second only to R/Hr. Julia finds D/G to be exciting and sexy and interesting and snarky and wonderful, like chocolate peppermint ice cream.(H/L is another favorite fannon ship. It reminds Julia of black raspberry ice cream.)Julia harbors a secret crush on Draco Malfoy. (And you'd better not tell him.)

Julia's muse is named Audrey, and she is very tempermental. She is known to often run off on holiday with rich playboys at a moments notice, leaving Julia high and dry.

If you want to know any more about Julia, she suggests you click on the link to her livejournal above.







*Julia was just kidding about the walks on the beach. In fact, Julia finds the large amounts of sand found at most beaches to be annoying.

**Also, Julia relaizes she may have a slight problem with relating ships to ice cream flavors. She has decided not to seek professional help as of yet.


Reviews by kewljules

A Bit of the Dark Sinister by Echo    (Reviews - 281)

Draco and Ginny had a "moment" in the past that resulted in... another person. A person whose Malfoyishness was always mistaken for Weasley spunk.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance, Humor, Drama
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 16 | Word count: 36073 | Read count: 143918 | Published: Jul 26, 2005 | Updated: Jul 26, 2005
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Reviewer: kewljules Signed
Date: Feb 10, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: eyes

One of my favorite moments of all time in ANY fanfiction remains "'Where's my little ferret?' 'Right next to the big one.'"


Brilliant, absolutely brilliant, fic. Just read it again for the fifth time. Loved it even more, as usual.

Anniversary by KateinVA    (Reviews - 153)

In progress. Ginny commemorates the fifth anniversary of her death and finds herself face to face with someone from her past.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Lucius Malfoy, Severus Snape
Compliant with: OotP and below
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Angst, Drama, Romance
Warnings: Character Death
Completed: No
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 9 | Word count: 11426 | Read count: 39736 | Published: Dec 07, 2005 | Updated: Oct 16, 2007
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Reviewer: kewljules Signed
Date: Mar 07, 2006 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 7

ARGH.

PLEASE UPDATE SOON!!!!!!!

Author's Response: I\'m glad you\'re enjoying it.

Keeping Christmas on the Death Train by Anise    (Reviews - 2336)

Two and a half years after his failure to kill Albus Dumbledore, Draco has long been accepted back into the ranks of the Death Eaters. He is still obsessively searching for the rebel Ginny Weasley, but he hides that secret well. When she is found one snowy December night, he smuggles her onto the Death Eaters? train with him. And he begins to learn that nothing will ever be the same again?

Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Mystery, Romance
Warnings: Bestiality, Character Death, Graphic Violence, Non-consensual sex, Sexual Violence
Completed: No
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 119 | Word count: 422332 | Read count: 273104 | Published: Dec 14, 2005 | Updated: Nov 02, 2009
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Date: Jun 18, 2006 Title: Chapter 43: Chapter 43



...poor, poor, POOr hermione. and go crabbe!

i really am starting to not mind snurk now.

Reviewer: kewljules Signed
Date: Jun 18, 2006 Title: Chapter 42: Chapter 42

I KNEW IT!!!!!!!!!! I KNEW IT!

those bastards. grr.

i hope poor draco doesn't get caught for throwing up. uh oh.

Reviewer: kewljules Signed
Date: Jun 18, 2006 Title: Chapter 42: Chapter 42

I KNEW IT! Those bastards. Poor Hermione. When Snurk told her to meet him, I just *knew* she was his mother. I knew there was a reason he had such good grammar.

Oh, I hope poor Malfoy doesn't get caught for throwing up.

Reviewer: kewljules Signed
Date: Feb 25, 2006 Title: Chapter 34: Chapter 34

Ooh my.


I really rather dislike that woman.

And I feel absolutely no sympathy for Snurk. I know pieces of wood with more intelligence than him. Idiot.

Reviewer: kewljules Signed
Date: Feb 24, 2006 Title: Chapter 33: Chapter 33

BELLATRIX, THAT BITCH, SHE TOOK IT!!!


I'LL KILL HER.


*coughs*

erm.

Misconceptions by Hearts Cadence    (Reviews - 704)

Malfoy is acting suspiciously, and the Trio immediately assumes the worst. However, when Blaise Zabini offers Ginny a different perspective, she begins to wonder if maybe all of their beliefs concerning Draco are just...misconceptions. But that's only the beginning.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Blaise Zabini (boy), Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Lucius Malfoy, Luna Lovegood, Molly Weasley, Pansy Parkinson, Ron Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Action, Drama, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 45 | Word count: 204764 | Read count: 446186 | Published: Jan 02, 2006 | Updated: Mar 05, 2006
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Reviewer: kewljules Signed
Date: Feb 22, 2006 Title: Chapter 42: One Last Test

That was an evil, horrible, witchy nasty thing to do, leaving it off like that.


Good for you. I rather love cliffies.

Reviewer: kewljules Signed
Date: Mar 06, 2006 Title: Chapter 45: The Last Confrontation

ERm....request..?

One shot of Sarah and Harry? Please? Prety please?

Ginny's Revenge by CCC    (Reviews - 376)

Ginny catches Harry with another woman. What will she do for revenge?
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Humor, Romance, Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 26 | Word count: 73871 | Read count: 86115 | Published: Jun 15, 2006 | Updated: Sep 14, 2009
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Reviewer: kewljules Signed
Date: Jun 18, 2006 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2

This is snarky perfection. Please tell me it's not done. I want more!!

Author's Response: There will be about fifteen chapters. Please keep reading and reviewing.

Hitting Draco Upside the Head by CCC    (Reviews - 34)

Ginny and Draco argue over a misunderstanding. Half the fun of arguing is making up.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Humor, Romance, Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 911 | Read count: 5018 | Published: Jul 06, 2006 | Updated: Jul 06, 2006
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Reviewer: kewljules Signed
Date: Jul 07, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Hitting Draco Upside the Head

yes! i love it!

i am a guy-smacker too, so i relate to ginny totally. and yay for draco being all cute and snogging her in public.

Author's Response: Thank you, I thought it was a fun idea for a story. Plus who doesn\'t want to smack their guy upside the head every once on a while.

The Dangers of Mistletoe by CCC    (Reviews - 846)

Ginny is ready to kill whoever put magical mistletoe all over the castle. Draco finds the situation rather amusing.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 24 | Word count: 57029 | Read count: 263163 | Published: Oct 23, 2006 | Updated: Feb 28, 2007
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Reviewer: kewljules Signed
Date: Feb 20, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

SEQUEL SEQUEL SEQUEL SEQUEL SEQUEL SEQUEL SEQUEL SEQUEL SEQUEL SEQUEL SEQUEL SEQUEL SEQUEL SEQUEL SEQUEL SEQUEL SEQUEL SEQUEL SEQUEL SEQUEL SEQUEL SEQUEL SEQUEL SEQUEL SEQUEL SEQUEL SEQUEL SEQUEL SEQUEL SEQUEL SEQUEL SEQUEL SEQUEL SEQUEL SEQUEL SEQUEL SEQUEL SEQUEL SEQUEL SEQUEL SEQUEL SEQUEL SEQUEL SEQUEL SEQUEL

Seriously, if you do not continue this, I will track you down and MAKE YOU WRITE IT.

I'm in love with this story. I think it's brilliant. You're brilliant. Just keep effing writing it. Please.

Author's Response: Such enthusiasm, I am flattered. I will write a sequel. I sent off an epilogue to my beta, and I will post it once she has fixed it up a bit. : )
Would you consider doing my laundry so I could write more?