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Real name: Kim
Registered: Dec 23, 2008
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Hi! I'm Kim.
I'm a D/G lover (who isn't?)but I don't write stories (if I did, they would all be horrible anyway).
I'm a shameless reader though.
Reviews by somerandomperson

Ronald Bilius Weasley's Theory of Time and Relativity by Sarea Okelani    (Reviews - 31)

Sometimes, a married man just has to admit to himself how much he longs for little boys.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance, Humor, Angst
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 5351 | Read count: 7188 | Published: Jun 19, 2004 | Updated: Jun 19, 2004
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Reviewer: somerandomperson Signed
Date: Jun 02, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Ronald Bilius Weasley's Theory of Time and Relativity

"There's still time, Malfoy," Ron said, tipping the beer bottle up to his lips. "There's still lots of time."
The story altogether made me laugh so much!

The Clock by jandjsalmon    (Reviews - 38)

D/G/H

Ginny looks at the family clock and remembers when other members joined the family! Dedicated to Marilyn -- don't give up hope on us D/G writers girl... we CAN deal with new canon! ;) And a big giant HUG to my fabulous beta Colleen. You ROCK! ;)

Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: D/G Offspring, Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Lucius Malfoy, Ron Weasley
Compliant with: HBP and below
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Drama, Romance
Warnings: Blood, Character Death
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 3534 | Read count: 4530 | Published: Dec 12, 2005 | Updated: Dec 12, 2005
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Reviewer: somerandomperson Signed
Date: Jun 02, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: The Clock

wow... this is amazing!
Loved the way the clock was used
It shows that draco and ginny should be together ;)

Author's Response: Thank you so much, for reading and for the awesome review!

The Maker of Coffins by EverVengeful    (Reviews - 59)

He sees all the pitfalls and glories of death; how two lovers would cheat it, to how a torn family would face it.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Character Death
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 965 | Read count: 4772 | Published: Aug 23, 2006 | Updated: Aug 23, 2006
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Reviewer: somerandomperson Signed
Date: Jul 07, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

You have no idea on what emotions I felt while reading this. Actually, you probably do. Poor Draco - he must've really loved Ginny to do that in the end. Well done. Well written and excellent idea writing the story as the coffin maker's point of view.

On One Condition by idreamofdraco    (Reviews - 22)

Ginny has lost her shoe, and thus begins her bad day. Who could have possibly taken it from her?
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: OotP and below
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1654 | Read count: 8629 | Published: Jan 21, 2009 | Updated: Jan 21, 2009
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Reviewer: somerandomperson Signed
Date: May 29, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: On One Condition

aww... that's so sweet! this needs a sequel ;)

Author's Response: I'm glad you liked it! :)

Of Draco, Ginny, and the Excessively Extensive List of Salaciously Sexual Euphemisms by Anise    (Reviews - 64)

Either Dumbledore’s assignment of Draco and Ginny as Potions study partners was perfectly innocent, or it’s all part of Voldemort’s cunning plan to spread nastiness, evil, and complete and utter un-niceness over all of Hogwarts by getting his sinister junior Death Eater heir-to-darkness a shagging partner to perk up the apocalypse to come. Ron is convinced it’s the latter, especially once he learns the shocking truth about Ginny’s cherry pie, Draco’s remarkably long, hard stick, and the Undershorts of Evil. This fic is COMPLETE!
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley
Compliant with: OotP and below
Era: Past AU
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 4 | Word count: 17994 | Read count: 10547 | Published: Jul 08, 2009 | Updated: Jul 11, 2009
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Reviewer: somerandomperson Signed
Date: Jul 08, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

THIS WAS HILARIOUS!
My favaourtie one so far has to be the 'broomstick'.
Oh, is Ron gay in this story?
This was utterly amazing. Good Work.

Reviewer: somerandomperson Signed
Date: Jul 09, 2009 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2

Ron seems to be rather obsessed with this. Nevertheless, it was amusing. :)
When are we going to find out whether Ron is gay or not? I'm rather curious. o.o
My nick is pretty awesome if I should say so myself. ;)
I have a feeling the next chapter is going to be excellent.

Reviewer: somerandomperson Signed
Date: Jul 10, 2009 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3

GEE! So he isn't gay! :)
The ‘Top-Secret Gryffindor Male Homosexuality Subtext Gymnasium and Leather Bar’ made me think of fight club for a strange reason...
Can't wait for the last chapter ;)

Reviewer: somerandomperson Signed
Date: Jul 12, 2009 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4

This was awesome!
I don't know what else to say so... I'll just leave it at that :)