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The Sneaky Slytherin and the Redhead's Revenge by Yazethet    (Reviews - 370)

*COMPLETE* Blackmail, intrigue, lust and yes, snogging. He thought he detested her, she knows she loathes him. Can Draco win Ginny over before she tries to completely humiliate him in front of the entire school?
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Blaise Zabini (boy), Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Other Characters, Ron Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: Slash
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 29 | Word count: 82766 | Read count: 214541 | Published: May 10, 2004 | Updated: Apr 17, 2007
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Reviewer: killjoy Signed
Date: Apr 09, 2007 Title: Chapter 24: Rings and Things

So it was Seamus lol one of my all time fav characters.As much as I love Ron/Hermmione I also love to see him blow his top when it comest to D/G lol great update

Author's Response: Seamus amuses me too! That's why I had to throw him in there somewhere ;)

Reviewer: killjoy Signed
Date: Apr 10, 2007 Title: Chapter 25: Slytherin vs. Gryffindor (Part I)

Great update but I'm still hoping that Slytherin wins...no author ever lets Slytherin win...LOL

Author's Response: Well... as much as I wanted to let Sly win sometimes it just can't be done ;)

Reviewer: killjoy Signed
Date: Apr 10, 2007 Title: Chapter 26: Slytherin vs. Gryffindor (Part II)

Damn it no one ever lets Slytherin win *rolls eyes* Oh well Blaise just shot Ginny's little secret all too hell lol

Author's Response: I know. And I so wanted to have them win when I first wrote it, but the story demanded to go in a different direction. Hope you're still enjoying it! ;)

Reviewer: killjoy Signed
Date: Apr 15, 2007 Title: Chapter 28: The Sneaky Slytherin

Hahaha...so Draco himself purposely let the embarrassing photo out only so he could act like the wounded party in the hopes Ginny would feel guilty and he could make himself look good by saying he still loved her.

The boy is a genius! That is such a Slytherin thing to do LOL got to love him lol

Reviewer: killjoy Signed
Date: Apr 20, 2007 Title: Chapter 29: The Redhead's Revenge

Did Seamus actually say that..maybe not.But was he thinking it? Hell yeah he is a guy and they are hot twin sisters LOL..anyway great story I liked it very much

The Shotgun Bride by Nokomis    (Reviews - 150)

Draco and Ginny have been seeing each other on the sly for months when something unexpected happens. Now they have to tell their families. Beat downs, an evil grandmother, muscle cars, Scooby boxer shorts and rednecks make appearances.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 21 | Word count: 41973 | Read count: 83169 | Published: May 13, 2004 | Updated: Nov 01, 2004
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Date: Sep 10, 2006 Title: Chapter 21: Family Tradition

Loved it.But Lucius was by far the best lol.I think my fav part was when Draco yelled out his name and him hitting his head was great.Not to mention his obsession with Vanna and W.O.F

The Baby's Got A Secret by KatherineGrace    (Reviews - 131)

A Draco/Ginny fic in the view of, mainly, the trio...Ginny's got a secret, and the trio's determined to find out what it is...Rated for profanity in later chapters.

Chapter 1: The trio discusses Plan A.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Drama, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 28 | Word count: 53948 | Read count: 115686 | Published: Aug 18, 2004 | Updated: Aug 26, 2005
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Date: May 20, 2007 Title: Chapter 28: END

Oh lord a Malfoy snake hooking up with a Longbottom lion...that is a scary thought LOL She'll eat the poor boy alive LOL.Great story.I've read this but couldn't remember if I ever left feedback.So here you go GREAT STORY

Second Impressions by Slythhearted    (Reviews - 103)

A post Hogwarts romance proving that house boundaries cease to be important when you fall in love.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance, Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 14 | Word count: 29008 | Read count: 80830 | Published: Sep 14, 2004 | Updated: Sep 14, 2004
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Reviewer: killjoy Signed
Date: Feb 12, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter One

Loved this.Loved Katie and Marcus Loved Draco and Ginny.This is going straight to my fav section

Winning the Cup by madalene3666    (Reviews - 275)

Draco decides that he wants to go for the Cup and challenges Ginny to the next match.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance, Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 16 | Word count: 63382 | Read count: 42175 | Published: Oct 22, 2004 | Updated: Aug 22, 2005
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Reviewer: killjoy Signed
Date: Aug 21, 2006 Title: Chapter 16: Epilogue: The Cup Awarded

Ah right ou go Blaise lol.Great story.I'm a new turncoat to the Draco/Ginny ship and so this story is great.I loved Blaise and Luna too.

Refraction by Myanceris    (Reviews - 46)

Ginny and Draco have been in a secret relationship since the end of the war and the stakes have just got higher...
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance, Humor, Angst, Drama
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 2 | Word count: 11143 | Read count: 10749 | Published: Jan 19, 2005 | Updated: Jan 20, 2005
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Reviewer: killjoy Signed
Date: Sep 05, 2006 Title: Chapter 2: Breaching Gulfs

I like this a lot.And I'd like to say "go Ginny!" in standing up for your man.Update soon please

Caught Cookies by dragonsangel68    (Reviews - 77)

The newly weds return to Hogwarts to find privacy is hard to come by.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Ron Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 3306 | Read count: 3854 | Published: Jan 23, 2005 | Updated: Jan 23, 2005
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Reviewer: killjoy Signed
Date: Sep 18, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: A Little Privacy

Loved it and want more!I love Ron and all but lord is the boy dense.Someone needs to set the boy down and explain to him he has no say in his sister's life.

Author's Response: Thanks! You know we could tattoo those instructions to Ron\'s head and he\'d still try to butt into Ginny\'s life ;)

Punch Drunk Love by Karen Noelle    (Reviews - 23)

It started with a punch.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Other Characters
Compliant with: None
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 2 | Word count: 4591 | Read count: 7166 | Published: Jan 29, 2005 | Updated: Jun 11, 2007
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Reviewer: killjoy Signed
Date: Jun 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Drunk

I'm liking this.I only had one problem with it.I wished instead of Alicia you had used Katie Bell.I have always loved Katie and Marcus going at each other lol

Twelve Days To Christmas by Karen Noelle    (Reviews - 27)

When Ginny Weasley received the letter of invitation from the International Association of Quidditch to join the British team in the upcoming World Cup, she was ecstatic.

Until she found out who the other British Seeker was.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 10042 | Read count: 9115 | Published: Feb 01, 2005 | Updated: Feb 01, 2005
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Reviewer: killjoy Signed
Date: Jun 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Twelve Days To Christmas

Very good story but....and yes I know this is nitpicking but I could have done without Harry/Hermione.Sorry but that is one of my least favorite ships.But other than that I really liked this.

So You Bought The Cow by Nokomis    (Reviews - 9)

Sequel to The Shotgun Bride. The further adventures of redneck!Draco and Ginny as they deal with family, friends, marriage and everything else that comes their way.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 2641 | Read count: 6256 | Published: Jun 30, 2005 | Updated: Jun 30, 2005
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Date: Sep 09, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Pushing Up Daisies

ROTFLMAO I can't even hardly write this I'm laughing so hard.THe bad part is that sadly I see some of my family in this story lol.Tonks working at Hooters,Fluer a stripper and Percy and his six pack bit was great.But The Walker Texas Ranger plates was the top.I loved it!

Nearly Naked by Echo    (Reviews - 16)

Draco's drowning his sorrows. Crossover with BtVS.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Humor, Crossover
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 3113 | Read count: 3535 | Published: Aug 17, 2005 | Updated: Aug 17, 2005
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Date: Sep 27, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: is that your wand or are you just happy to see me?

Ok first off let me give a BIG yes to the sequel idea.Now I know the story was most about D/G and it was great.But the fight between Dawn/Connor and L/B had me ROTFLMAO.Connor's line about her not ever being tied up in a good way was hilarious.I'd like to see more of those four lol When D/G date it would be great seeing the Weasleys *cough* Ron *cough* reaction lol

As Always, An Admirer by distempered    (Reviews - 50)

Ginny’s being showered with gifts from an anonymous admirer…who just so happens to be a Slytherin that we all know and love.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 3605 | Read count: 6867 | Published: Mar 09, 2006 | Updated: Mar 11, 2006
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Reviewer: killjoy Signed
Date: Feb 10, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: As Always, An Admirer

This was very good.Now we just need another part showing the family finding out who Ginny's new boyfriend is.Because sometimes for m for me that's the best part lol

Veritas Amo by Rosa di Corte    (Reviews - 29)

Amidst the Second War, in a changing world, two people – Ginevra Weasley and Draco Malfoy – find themselves, and each other… D/G; AU after Book 5
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Mystery, Romance
Warnings: Slash
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 4 | Word count: 48225 | Read count: 9359 | Published: Mar 14, 2006 | Updated: Mar 19, 2006
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Reviewer: killjoy Signed
Date: Oct 10, 2006 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4

Oh dear god please update this soon! I love the way Ginny keeps smacking the Golden Trio down over the way they treat her.Thank goodness Dumbledore had enough sense to not punish Ginny that bad.I like the friendship Ginny and Colin have going with the Slytherins.I hope Ginny keeps up with her toughness.

Ginny's Revenge by CCC    (Reviews - 376)

Ginny catches Harry with another woman. What will she do for revenge?
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Humor, Romance, Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 26 | Word count: 73871 | Read count: 86115 | Published: Jun 15, 2006 | Updated: Sep 14, 2009
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Reviewer: killjoy Signed
Date: Apr 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 19: Chapter 19

LOL the last two lines from Ginny and Draco cracked me up.Also that bit Draco said about if Ginny didn't like what his mom liked for the wedding than it could get ugly lol.

Author's Response: Thank you. I\'m glad you liked it . : )

Post-game Streak by Mynuet    (Reviews - 27)

Ginny goes for a little walk after a quidditch match.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 2183 | Read count: 4054 | Published: Aug 08, 2006 | Updated: Aug 08, 2006
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Date: Feb 19, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Strolling

Ok this is very good.We need more to this.

Shall Rise Again by Peki    (Reviews - 292)

Sequel to Break in the sun (till the sun breaks down). For a few blissful hours, the differences between them did not matter. But as Draco and Ginny struggle with their budding relationship, they must soon discover that many things separate them still - family, friends and society as well as their own explosive tempers. The future they want for themselves comes at a price, and reconciling what they each want out of life is a challenge that might just break them apart...
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Arthur Weasley, Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Lucius Malfoy, Molly Weasley, Narcissa Malfoy, Other Characters, Pansy Parkinson, Ron Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Drama, Romance, Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 21 | Word count: 112523 | Read count: 61652 | Published: Aug 11, 2006 | Updated: May 27, 2007
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Reviewer: killjoy Signed
Date: Feb 10, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Love this.I've always loved D/G.They have fire no one else from the books or movies have.Plus seeing Ron and the rest of the family get mad is great.Harry being a jealous git is to funny.I like how Ginny put Hermoine in her place about those books(yes I know other story)I'm betting it was Hermoine herself who got them banned because they slighted muggle borns.

Author's Response: Yeah, I do enjoy D/G even though it's not canon because it's a pairing with a great potential for explosive passion *g* I'm glad you like both stories! Thank you for reviewing!

A Tale of Two Matchmakers by Kerichi    (Reviews - 524)

Romance for three couples when Blaise and Luna use Shakespearean styled matchmaking to hook up Ginny and Draco. There's Much Ado about...something!

Nominated for a Quicksilver Quill award for Best Romance- Non Canon on Mugglenet

* Written before the HBP, this tale presents an alternate sixth year in which Dumbledore lives, Draco is more than a foil to Harry, and Blaise Zabini is a girl. I hope readers who ship Draco/Ginny will enjoy the story which includes dancing with faeries, Celtic and Norse mythology, school holidays in London and Spain, and loads of fantasy and romance. "Is this a kissing book?" (to quote the Princess Bride) Yes, it is.*



Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Blaise Zabini (girl), Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Luna Lovegood
Compliant with: None
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: Tales of Two Matchmakers
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Chapters: 50 | Word count: 316158 | Read count: 130300 | Published: Oct 12, 2006 | Updated: Mar 29, 2007
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Reviewer: killjoy Signed
Date: Mar 23, 2007 Title: Chapter 40: Backlash

You know I've never liked Molly.Not in the books or the movies or in fanfiction stories.I just can't stand her.But I do like this story.I hope Ginny stands up to her parents and Ron.

Author's Response: D\'you think it\'s because she\'s portrayed as always over-reacting and believing the worst so easily? I figure if a man like Arthur loves her, she has to be lovable...we just don\'t see much of that side of her. :D

Reviewer: killjoy Signed
Date: Mar 23, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Matchmaker, Matchmaker

I forgot to say in my last review that I really like Blaise/Terry's relationship.I almost didn't read this story because when if comes to stories I'm a huge 'boy' Blaise being bestfriend/snark partner with Draco.But like I said I'm actually reading this story for Blaise/Terry than Draco/Ginny lol Wes and Luna are great too.

Author's Response: Wow, that\'s such a huge compliment. I absolutely treasure it. Thank you! :) :] =)

Reviewer: killjoy Signed
Date: Mar 24, 2007 Title: Chapter 42: When Dreams Do Show Me Thee

Great updates as normal.Blaise's Tarzan dream cracked me up.It was great.Arthur was sweet saying all tha stuff about how Molly still looked good after all these years....yes I DO like Arthur...lol.But the whole thing with the Twins and Ginny tackeling and hexing Bill was hilarious LOL

Author's Response: With Fred and George as brothers, you can live with overprotective ones like Ron and Bill! Arthur is sweet. I hope his Mollywobbles appreciates him properly! ;)

Reviewer: killjoy Signed
Date: Mar 27, 2007 Title: Chapter 48: Love and Madness

"In Romania."

Oh boy I can just see Molly's temper now lol.Great updates by the way.Sorry I haven't been able to leave feedback on each one.

Author's Response: I\'m glad you\'re reading and reviewing when you can! ^_^

Harry Potter and His Rather Large Ego by nun outfits are cool    (Reviews - 98)

It is three years after the war has ended; five years after Dumbledore's death. Harry is invited to a wedding where he sees all the people he has been studiously ignoring for all this time.


Just some D/G Harry bashing(ish)


Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 3 | Word count: 8387 | Read count: 10189 | Published: Oct 20, 2006 | Updated: Jan 08, 2007
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Reviewer: killjoy Signed
Date: Jan 12, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: Gnomes, Rescuer Extrordinaires, and a Dance or Two.

Your big headed 'I'm the hero everyone loves me' Harry reminds me of Angel off Buffy LOL.This is very over the top and very damn funny.I hope to see more of this great story soon lol

Author's Response: I am very pleased that you liked it. I\'m trying my vair hardest to get the next chapter out at a reasonable time ;)