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Registered: Aug 26, 2004
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Here to satisfy the impeccable affinity for white-blond-silver meets red-chocolate-freckles. :) If you'd like to see my fics, art, recommendations for fics and authors, or general HP-related links and etc, please check out the Memories section of my livejournal. I'm currently working on a few stories. The more feedback a fic gets, the more swiftly the inspiration flows, and the faster I'll put up a new chapter. I also love alluding to cool people, especially enthusiastic reviewers. (For a mortifyingly apt example of this tendency, check out the fifth chapter of "Ginny Weasley and the Online Date.") Nerdiness is uber-cool. :oD

Hey, Baby -- how can I know so many digits of pi and not the digits of your phone number?

Reviews by twiddlekinks

The Broken Road by CliodnaHPFan    (Reviews - 299)

Ginny Weasley has gone through a string of men, even suffering through a stint being married to the Savior of the Wizarding World. She keeps her pain bottled up inside, until when she finally snaps, she does something drastic that changes her world forever.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 21 | Word count: 79473 | Read count: 131887 | Published: Aug 11, 2005 | Updated: Mar 03, 2006
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Reviewer: twiddlekinks Signed
Date: Sep 08, 2005 Title: Chapter 11: 11 :: Hubris

Oooh -- I absolutely love the way you're playing somewhat-clueless-and-confused-but-hopelessly-sexy Draco in this. And I also love it when Ginny's bright and confident and smart. Harry, however, is the proverbial stick in the mud. Well done! :)

Reviewer: twiddlekinks Signed
Date: Sep 13, 2005 Title: Chapter 13: 13 :: Accord

!! Beautiful, and hot. Especially sweet: cinnamon met steel. Quite apt, and very well done. :)

Nearly Naked by Echo    (Reviews - 16)

Draco's drowning his sorrows. Crossover with BtVS.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Humor, Crossover
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 3113 | Read count: 3535 | Published: Aug 17, 2005 | Updated: Aug 17, 2005
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Date: Jan 14, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: is that your wand or are you just happy to see me?

Awww! So very cute and human. :)

Closet Cliche by Nival Vixen    (Reviews - 42)

Sick of Draco and Ginny getting stuck in a closet? Especially when they always seem to have room to have sex? Well, so are they...
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Humor, Romance, Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 5 | Word count: 3331 | Read count: 20790 | Published: Aug 17, 2005 | Updated: Nov 12, 2006
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Reviewer: twiddlekinks Signed
Date: Sep 08, 2005 Title: Chapter 3: A Classroom!

haha A bit of an odd duck in storylines, but you're doing a cute job of mixing in fic and banalities and, well, closets. You might want to watch your verb tense, as sometimes jumping around between past/present/first/third person can be confusing. But, in general, 'twas a very cool idea. :)

Author's Response: Thanks! An odd duck... Never heard that before... I know about the tense, and I am very sorry! I only realised after I'd done the chapter that it swapped! I'll try to keep that in line, but I wouldn't expect much because I never could colour inside the lines very well... (Don't ask where THAT came from... I'll keep the tense in the proper form, but sorry if I forget!)

'Twas! ha ha ha ha! Love that word... Thanks for reviewing!

Love by obssessedmadwoman    (Reviews - 15)

Sequel to Quidditch. Short, happy, and succinct. Un-understandable without having first read Quidditch.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 3344 | Read count: 2689 | Published: Aug 21, 2005 | Updated: Aug 21, 2005
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Reviewer: twiddlekinks Signed
Date: Dec 01, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Love

I absolutely /love/ this story. Not only is it practical and fluffy all at once, but it's witty and quippy and clever, too. Woohoo! :)

Secret Passages by Aphrodite    (Reviews - 8)

Ginny, Draco and an amusing secret.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley
Compliant with: GoF and below
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor
Warnings: Blood
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 873 | Read count: 4659 | Published: Sep 01, 2005 | Updated: Sep 01, 2005
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Reviewer: twiddlekinks Signed
Date: Sep 01, 2005 Title: Chapter 1: Marshmallows!!

Awww! This was cute; the marshmallow affinity for Draco has oodles of potential. :) Good job!

Author's Response: thanks for reviewing, glad you like it.

Lies by jessica k malfoy    (Reviews - 237)

Draco kidnaps Ginny on the pretense of saving her. WARNINGS: angst, VIOLENCE, abuse, drama, smut, mean & evil Draco, and absolutely no happy endings what so ever!
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: HBP and below
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Angst, Drama, Smut
Warnings: Blood, Character Death, Graphic Violence, Non-consensual sex, Sexual Violence
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 16 | Word count: 40312 | Read count: 42288 | Published: Sep 05, 2005 | Updated: Oct 31, 2007
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Reviewer: twiddlekinks Signed
Date: Sep 07, 2005 Title: Chapter 1: Kidnapped

Ooh -- this storyline has oodles of potential. Am looking fwd to the next update. :)

My Anything by Eienvine    (Reviews - 363)

It's an old spell and an older oath, and Draco Malfoy would have laughed them off were he not in his present situation. Things being as they are, however, being married to Ginny Weasley might just be the answer to his problems. Pre-HBP.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 21 | Word count: 119113 | Read count: 221766 | Published: Sep 20, 2005 | Updated: Oct 16, 2006
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Reviewer: twiddlekinks Signed
Date: Oct 16, 2006 Title: Chapter 21: Epilogue

Quite cute, overall -- especially the sweet yet sassy dialogue at the end. Good job! ^_^

The Sum of Many Parts: Thalia's Guideline to Writing Quality HPfic of the D/G Variety... by Thalia    (Reviews - 46)

The things that will make your beta (and you better have one)'s life easier, the things that some members of the Cabal might be too tactful to tell you, and the things that make or break a D/G fic...
Category: Essays
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Action
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 4 | Word count: 5495 | Read count: 11927 | Published: Oct 10, 2005 | Updated: Feb 14, 2006
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Reviewer: twiddlekinks Signed
Date: Oct 11, 2005 Title: Chapter 2: Part Two: General Canon

Very well-written, with quite a few valid points from an author-itative point of view. One of my top pet peeves is mixing up you/you're and its/it's, and that happens all too often in fanfic. As do run-on sentences. Gah!! I'm guessing it's b/c the American public doesn't read enough at the young formulative ages of childhood and teenagerdom. Which books were your favorites growing up? (I'm searching for suggestions.) :) Again, good work! :)

Author's Response: Thank you. My favourite books growing up? Hmm... I liked the Anne of Green Gables series to an extent, though I liked L. M. Montgomery's Emily series better than the Anne series. I also loved Joan Aiken's The Wolves of Willoughby Chase and Ellen Raskin's The Westing Game. Those were my elementary and early middle school favourites. After that, it was a steady diet of Austen, Shakespeare, Bronte, Swift, and others mostly of the BritLit variety :)

Desperately Wanting by LadyGinevraMalfoy    (Reviews - 10)

AU: Draco is the only son of a well respected British Nobleman. Ginny is a poor, yet worldly young woman. They meet while Draco is traveling abroad. A whirlwind romance ensues, and they are married in a tribal ceremony. The newlyweds return to England where deception and predjudice cause Ginny to leave. Seventeen years later a young woman shows up on Draco's doorstep claiming to be his daughter. She turns his world upside down. Once all of the truth comes to light, will Draco and Ginny find their way back to each other?
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance, Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 3245 | Read count: 2087 | Published: Oct 26, 2005 | Updated: Oct 26, 2005
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Reviewer: twiddlekinks Signed
Date: Nov 12, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: How It All Began

This is a super cute idea. A small question -- did you mean "reverie" instead of "revelry" in this sentence?

“Is there something wrong?” Draco’s voice broke her from her revelry.

Otherwise, good work. :)

Along Came A Wizard by fallenwitch    (Reviews - 642)

A bet, a wanted witch, and a magical contract land Draco in a most unexpected situation. Can his Slytherin soul survive intact or will he succumb to one redheaded witch in bondage? Snarky humor, romance, and a pinch of angst. “I don’t want it. I didn’t order it. Now leave me the fuck alone.” He slammed the door closed. Only it didn’t close due to the enormous boot wedged into its threshold. One loud grunt later and it flung back open, almost hitting him in the face. Draco reflexively leaned back, and that’s when she was thrust into his unsuspecting arms.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Angst, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 18 | Word count: 46917 | Read count: 43914 | Published: Nov 29, 2005 | Updated: Jan 18, 2007
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Reviewer: twiddlekinks Signed
Date: Jan 05, 2006 Title: Chapter 3: Hullo Up There, Beautiful!

hahaha Blaise is such a sweet shaggable character. And though Draco seems to be quite psychologically intact, Ginny seems to be a tad lacking. I wonder what happened? Intriguing storyline, and succinct, yet entertaining language. Good job thusfar! :)

Reviewer: twiddlekinks Signed
Date: Jan 19, 2006 Title: Chapter 5: Those Bastards Are Too Physical For Her

So many questions! Good action in this chapter. And, come to think of it, I was wondering where spitfire Ginny went, as well. Good work! :)

Author's Response: Yep, she\'s still in there, tucked away but not destroyed! Thanks for your review. -fallenwitch

Reviewer: twiddlekinks Signed
Date: Mar 21, 2006 Title: Chapter 7: A Good Wizard

Oooh... I must confess: Not only are your wit and ideas quite the coolness, but I also love your references to Draco's bum, however uptight and head-attracting it might be. hehehe :)

Reviewer: twiddlekinks Signed
Date: Mar 21, 2006 Title: Chapter 7: A Good Wizard

Oooh... I must confess: Not only are your wit and ideas quite the coolness, but I also love your references to Draco's bum, however uptight and head-attracting it might be. hehehe :)

Author's Response: Thanks, twiddlekinks, coming from you, I take that as the ultimate compliment! -fallenwitch

Anniversary by KateinVA    (Reviews - 153)

In progress. Ginny commemorates the fifth anniversary of her death and finds herself face to face with someone from her past.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Lucius Malfoy, Severus Snape
Compliant with: OotP and below
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Angst, Drama, Romance
Warnings: Character Death
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 9 | Word count: 11426 | Read count: 39736 | Published: Dec 07, 2005 | Updated: Oct 16, 2007
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Reviewer: twiddlekinks Signed
Date: Oct 18, 2007 Title: Chapter 9: Chapter 9

Eeee!!!! I've been waiting for this bit for quite a while, and it's totally a cliffhanger (again). :) hehehe Well done, girlie. :)

Author's Response: Thank you! I\'ll try not to keep you waiting as long for the next one.

Keeping Christmas on the Death Train by Anise    (Reviews - 2336)

Two and a half years after his failure to kill Albus Dumbledore, Draco has long been accepted back into the ranks of the Death Eaters. He is still obsessively searching for the rebel Ginny Weasley, but he hides that secret well. When she is found one snowy December night, he smuggles her onto the Death Eaters? train with him. And he begins to learn that nothing will ever be the same again?

Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Mystery, Romance
Warnings: Bestiality, Character Death, Graphic Violence, Non-consensual sex, Sexual Violence
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 119 | Word count: 422332 | Read count: 273104 | Published: Dec 14, 2005 | Updated: Nov 02, 2009
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Reviewer: twiddlekinks Signed
Date: Jan 20, 2006 Title: Chapter 18: Chapter 18

Aiyah... Poor Draco. I was quite hoping that the scales would render him innocent, but the darker part of KCotDT is definitely getting darker. Well-written, as always, Anise! :)

Reviewer: twiddlekinks Signed
Date: Jan 13, 2006 Title: Chapter 15: Chapter 15

Aiiii... You and your cliffhangers. Quite delicious of a story, overall -- it's quite intelligent, and I'd definitely fall for this moral-yet-slightly-confused-but-wonderful Draco that you've created. Ah, Ginny... Great work, Anise! :)

Misconceptions by Hearts Cadence    (Reviews - 704)

Malfoy is acting suspiciously, and the Trio immediately assumes the worst. However, when Blaise Zabini offers Ginny a different perspective, she begins to wonder if maybe all of their beliefs concerning Draco are just...misconceptions. But that's only the beginning.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Blaise Zabini (boy), Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Lucius Malfoy, Luna Lovegood, Molly Weasley, Pansy Parkinson, Ron Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Action, Drama, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 45 | Word count: 204764 | Read count: 446072 | Published: Jan 02, 2006 | Updated: Mar 05, 2006
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Reviewer: twiddlekinks Signed
Date: Oct 27, 2006 Title: Chapter 34: Lupin's Help

Research!! Fantastic way of tying together DM's resourcefulness and smarts. haha I confess -- I did the same thing w/ "PhD," but in a bio-oriented world. Props on your ideas for Protego + ! :)

Resolve by Embellished    (Reviews - 45)

Draco made a New Year's resolution, but Ginny is making it very hard for him to keep it.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: HBP and below
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 2043 | Read count: 4109 | Published: Jan 05, 2006 | Updated: Jan 05, 2006
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Reviewer: twiddlekinks Signed
Date: Jan 05, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Resolve

hahahaha This was adorably cute. Esp the Snape and potions ingredients and nekkid bit. Witty and well-done, E! :)

Author's Response: That part made me shudder a bit when I wrote it. But I figured that if it didn\'t, it would never have worked for Draco. Though I suppose it might not have worked, even for him. Alas, we will never know!

Ginny Weasley and the Trouble With Post-Its by fluff ducky    (Reviews - 46)

Ginny Weasley's life has been turned upside-down, inside-out, and into total madness ... all because of an evil little 3 by 3 inch paper ... D/G, with a side order of Luna/Blaise.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 2 | Word count: 2398 | Read count: 7395 | Published: Jan 07, 2006 | Updated: Aug 25, 2007
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Reviewer: twiddlekinks Signed
Date: Jan 08, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: The Post-It

hahaha This was uber-sweet, and I especially liked the bit about grammar -- er, the lack thereof. Am lookin' fwd to more stuff. :)

Author's Response: thanks you! by the way, i am a super-fan of PhD.. i hate the sciences, but if Draco Malfoy was ever my professor, I\'m sure I would stay in school til the day i died.

Reviewer: twiddlekinks Signed
Date: May 16, 2008 Title: Chapter 2: My Last Will And Testament

hehe This story has been on my "Favorites" list for a while now, and I enjoyed re-reading Ginny's tangents. Are you going to continue the apoplexy? :oD hehehe Post-its... ^_^

Author's Response:

I absolutely adore your stories. Hahah I think you've inspired me to finally pick this story up again, its been far too long since I've written a chapter.

 Thanks for the review!

You Don't Know Me At All by Hearts Cadence    (Reviews - 49)

“So let me get this straight – you sic your crazy owl on me and have me dragged away from my mates so I can cater to your completely irrational female emotional crisis? Explain to me at what point you thought this was a good idea.”
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1743 | Read count: 7278 | Published: Jan 11, 2006 | Updated: Jan 11, 2006
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Reviewer: twiddlekinks Signed
Date: Oct 26, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: You Don't Know Me At All

Awwwww... And this embodies what the absolutely /perfect/ boyfriend would do. Man... it makes ye fall in lurve w/ Draco all over again. :)

The Dangers of Boredom by Hearts Cadence    (Reviews - 36)

Draco Malfoy is just discovering that life is unbelievably dull when excitement in the form of Ginny Weasley comes crashing into him...literally. [OneShot]
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 3917 | Read count: 6824 | Published: Jan 14, 2006 | Updated: Jan 14, 2006
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Reviewer: twiddlekinks Signed
Date: Sep 17, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Bored

Mmm... A truly yummy story. ^_^

The Ice Dragon and the Flame Princess by Nokomis    (Reviews - 37)

or, The Tumultuous Courtship of Draco Malfoy and Ginny Weasley: A Parody.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 4951 | Read count: 1768 | Published: Feb 23, 2006 | Updated: Feb 23, 2006
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Reviewer: twiddlekinks Signed
Date: Feb 24, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: The Ice Dragon and the Flame Princess

Super-cute, and intelligently parodied. Great job. :oD

If We Meet Today by tudorrose1533    (Reviews - 22)

Ginny Weasley and Draco Malfoy have an encounter on the Eiffel Tower, as a rainstorm begins to rage.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 2117 | Read count: 3747 | Published: Mar 13, 2006 | Updated: Mar 13, 2006
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Reviewer: twiddlekinks Signed
Date: Sep 23, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: If We Meet Today

Ah, so beautiful, like so many of your haunting, riveting, realistically-charactered, and believably human stories. :)