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I once said I'd never read or write an angst fic, which was moronic of me, because 90% of the things I read and write in fanon are angsty.

BUT a good humor fic is equally nice.

I mostly ship D/G, but Tonks/Remus and George/Luna are favorites as well.
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The Cabbage Capers by Rainpuddle    (Reviews - 80)

Continuation of And Baby Makes Three. Draco and Ginny are the parents of two young sons. See who wins the battle for control of the Malfoy household. A collection of cookies and stories. This story is open ended, but technically complete. Each chapter is a stand alone story.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 9 | Word count: 25174 | Read count: 37424 | Published: May 18, 2004 | Updated: Jan 22, 2006
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Date: Apr 02, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: The Great Cabbage Brouhaha

I can just imagine a mini smug little Draco look-alike right now. Too cute.

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Date: Apr 02, 2006 Title: Chapter 4: Troubles in the Liamocracy

"They are very scary, Mum! One drank water out of the fish tank before Mrs. Thomas stopped him!"

That was only one of the lines that had me struggling not to wake up the house at quarter past two.

Fifteen Years by Rainpuddle    (Reviews - 48)

Take a peek into lives of Draco and Ginny after fifteen years of marriage. Sequel to ABMT and The Cabbage Capers.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: D/G Offspring, Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: HBP and below
Era: Future AU
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 7 | Word count: 31347 | Read count: 17377 | Published: May 29, 2004 | Updated: Jan 23, 2008
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Reviewer: spider Signed
Date: Apr 02, 2006 Title: Chapter 4: Fifteen Years - Part 4

Yes, there's another chapter, but I can't believe it's almost over. For some reason I thought this story would continue on indefinitely, but alas, no...

I do have to say, though, that Liam's plight throughout this story has kept me in stitches. He must be so traumatized - Sarea as well. Even so, he'll do a great job.
Wonderful story!

Dragon and Angel by dragonsangel68    (Reviews - 748)

COMPLETE!  Strolling through Diagon Alley Lucius Malfoy comes across a little boy who could have been Draco's twin.  Has his family tree been expanded, without his knowledge?  Has Draco been keeping secrets?  Or is he oblivious to the fact that he may have an heir?
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: Arthur Weasley, D/G Offspring, Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Lucius Malfoy, Molly Weasley, Narcissa Malfoy, Other Characters, Pansy Parkinson, Ron Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance, Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: Dragon and Angel Arc
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Chapters: 56 | Word count: 387242 | Read count: 282229 | Published: Jun 27, 2004 | Updated: Jan 11, 2006
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Reviewer: spider Signed
Date: Apr 28, 2006 Title: Chapter 24: Special Hugs

Poor, poor Draco.

I should feel bad for Ron ("Naughty?" Ron spluttered. It was one thing to have to explain the whole thing, but to be accused of being naughty by a four year old — that was bloody rude, in his opinion. *That was absolutely hilarious*), but somehow he did deserve it. Wonderful.


Author's Response: Thanks :) It\'s hard to feel sorry for Ron when he was being \"naughty\" ;)

Reviewer: spider Signed
Date: May 01, 2006 Title: Chapter 53: Hogsmeade

I loved Ginny's comment at the end of the chapter; thank heavens that they aren't staying at Fred or George's house - I wouldn't be surprised if the walls truly did have eyes and ears.
Also, Snape's comment at the end of dinner:
"Dinner was superb, Mrs. Weasley. I can honestly say I haven't had a meal like it in years."

made my afternoon. He made me laugh the entire chapter, and I'm sure that he hadn't had a dinner like that in a very long time and in more ways than one. I hope that Madam Rosmerta continues to ruffle him; it's hilarious to read.

Great job on the story; I'm nearing the end and am excited for your follow up.

Author's Response: Thank you :) Yes, Fred and George\'s houses would most likely be infected with lots of ears ;) Snape is so much fun to write, especially when he\'s interacting with the children. It would have been years since he\'d suffered through a meal with small children. Madam Rosmerta is patient if nothing else. She\'s not about to let him off the hook that easily.

Reviewer: spider Signed
Date: May 02, 2006 Title: Chapter 56: Help

Oh this was the most amazing story I have read in ages, and is officially one of my most favorite stories of all time. I just don't even know how to say how brilliant you are. Every chapter only made me want more - I've been shirking a few of my studying duties to just get a bit more each time. I laughed (at least 10 times each chapter); I cried (this chapter still has me in tears); I grimaced and had to take a break when things were intense or just mortifying for someone - usually Draco (as much as I adore him, it was wonderful to see him uncomfortable at times).

Everything was just amazing and brilliant. Wow. Thank you so much for this story. It's a classic.

Author's Response: Thank you so much!

Reviewer: spider Signed
Date: May 02, 2006 Title: Chapter 56: Help

Oh this was the most amazing story I have read in ages, and is officially one of my most favorite stories of all time. I just don't even know how to say how brilliant you are. Every chapter only made me want more - I've been shirking a few of my studying duties to just get a bit more each time. I laughed (at least 10 times each chapter); I cried (this chapter still has me in tears); I grimaced and had to take a break when things were intense or just mortifying for someone - usually Draco (as much as I adore him, it was wonderful to see him uncomfortable at times).

Everything was just amazing and brilliant. Wow. Thank you so much for this story. It's a classic.

Author's Response: Thank you so much!

Reviewer: spider Signed
Date: May 02, 2006 Title: Chapter 55: Welcome to the Family

Oh this was the most amazing story I have read in ages, and is officially one of my most favorite stories of all time. I just don't even know how to say how brilliant you are. Every chapter only made me want more - I've been shirking a few of my studying duties to just get a bit more each time. I laughed (at least 10 times each chapter); I cried (this chapter still has me in tears); I grimaced and had to take a break when things were intense or just mortifying for someone - usually Draco (as much as I adore him, it was wonderful to see him uncomfortable at times).

Everything was just amazing and brilliant. Wow. Thank you so much for this story. It's a classic.

Author's Response: Thank you so much!

Reviewer: spider Signed
Date: May 02, 2006 Title: Chapter 56: Help

Oh this was the most amazing story I have read in ages, and is officially one of my most favorite stories of all time. I just don't even know how to say how brilliant you are. Every chapter only made me want more - I've been shirking a few of my studying duties to just get a bit more each time. I laughed (at least 10 times each chapter); I cried (this chapter still has me in tears); I grimaced and had to take a break when things were intense or just mortifying for someone - usually Draco (as much as I adore him, it was wonderful to see him uncomfortable at times).

Everything was just amazing and brilliant. Wow. Thank you so much for this story. It's a classic.

Author's Response: Thank you so much!

Of Socks and Timing by Citrus587    (Reviews - 6)

Off a challenge at portkey. Draco has returned to the wizarding world. Ginny is helping him out along the way.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance, Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 829 | Read count: 1684 | Published: Jul 31, 2004 | Updated: Jul 31, 2004
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Reviewer: spider Signed
Date: May 02, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Of Socks and Timing

The last line made me laugh out loud. Nice cookie.

Don't Say A Word by duckchick    (Reviews - 18)

Ginny attends the New Year’s Eve party with Colin Creevey, Harry once again failing to notice her availability. But there’s someone else who suddenly sees her with new eyes, and decides to grasp a moment in time with her. A moment that could change their perceptions of each other forever.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 3235 | Read count: 2677 | Published: Aug 09, 2004 | Updated: Aug 09, 2004
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Reviewer: spider Signed
Date: Jun 03, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Don't Say A Word

Wonderful. I loved the ending.

Homecoming: In Things Unseen by Adelagia    (Reviews - 112)

Part 1 of 2 in the Homecoming series. After coming face to face with the Dark Lord, Draco has second thoughts about the Death Eaters and flees to Hogwarts. There he finds sanctuary, an unlikely friend, and an alarmingly ambiguous future. Rated R for swears, just in case.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Drama, Romance
Warnings: Character Death
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 12 | Word count: 20659 | Read count: 11775 | Published: Sep 16, 2004 | Updated: Mar 10, 2006
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Reviewer: spider Signed
Date: Mar 29, 2006 Title: Chapter 12: Chapter Twelve

Oh, even if it will be quite a while, please do continue. I couldn't believe the cliffy that this ended on. But I shall go on to your other fics. Great job with this half of your story, I'm eagerly anticipating the rest.

Lost and Found by Lissanne    (Reviews - 35)

When Arthur Weasley is murdered, Ginny must work with the Unspeakable assigned to the murder investigation... only to find it's the last person she wants to talk to. Has Harry/Hermione and Ron/Pansy on the side.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Angst, Drama, Romance
Warnings: Character Death
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 7219 | Read count: 1638 | Published: Dec 09, 2004 | Updated: Dec 09, 2004
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Reviewer: spider Signed
Date: Mar 17, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Lost and Found

I really, really liked this. It was beautiful. Brian and the rest of the kids were all adorable ("We want kisses!"), and even though this was a one-shot, Draco and Ginny's relationship wasn't forced at all. Everything flowed really well.

Great job.

Author's Response: Thanks so much, Spider. I love writing kids, they\'re so much fun, and I\'m pleased you enjoyed Draco and Ginny\'s relationship. Thanks for letting me know :-)

Imitating Life by lielabell    (Reviews - 18)

Ginny thought all her dreams were coming true...
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Drama, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 3 | Word count: 7861 | Read count: 1429 | Published: Dec 29, 2004 | Updated: Aug 01, 2006
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Reviewer: spider Signed
Date: Aug 07, 2006 Title: Chapter 3: No Longer At Ease

This is a great story, mostly because it's very realistic. I haven't gone through anything like this myself, but Ginny's emotions are incredibly real and clear to the reader, even when she's feeling rather jumbled herself.

Oh, and I love the names of the titles, Chinua Achebe wrote Things Fall Apart and No Longer at Ease, and though I haven't yet read the latter, the former is also a classic.

I can't wait for the next chapter!

The Lush Life by Vesanmyn    (Reviews - 657)

A Vesica/Mynuet Collaboration. If Ginny had even the slightest inkling of what the day would bring, she probably would have called in sick. A disastrous press conference proved to be no match for the spin doctoring talents of Lush's chief and Ginny finds herself catapulted from being a lowly intern to the very eye of the storm, living a double life as a careerwitch and glamorous front woman for a racy new line. Throw in a few A-list events, a few dozen crises, an endless promotional tour with her new co-worker and the last person she wanted to spend time with, and a mystery waiting back home that neither of them may be able to solve….Every day's an adventure when you're living the Lush Life!
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Drama, Mystery, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 13 | Word count: 27031 | Read count: 80375 | Published: Jan 05, 2005 | Updated: Apr 28, 2007
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Reviewer: spider Signed
Date: Mar 29, 2006 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter Seven – The Photo that Shook the World

I knew that the last picture was going to be something...indiscreet, for lack of a better word, but I had no idea that the photographers would go that far. How did they even get her like that when she was nearly passed out?

On second thought - the fact that she was nearly passed out probably made it easier. Hilarious chapter. My mouth was agape the entire time. Can't wait for the next one!

Author's Response:
Ves says: Well, it might not be clear from the text, but the idea is that she is NOT showing that much. Artfully arranged limbs and foreground characters are covering her actual bum, but there is enough to tell she\'s totally naked. Myn had the inspiration for this, but my interpretation was that it was sort of a peeping tom shot...a radient Ginny framed by the dark and blurred forms of photographers and fans...sort of a peek into an esclusive world with a glimpse of the goddess at its center. Of course, I could be wrong...
Myn says: No, you\'re right. It\'s very much intended to give the illusion of a distant goddess, a star in the firmament, and while you see the curve of her hip, you don\'t actually see as much as you would if she was wearing a thong at the beach. I\'d draw it to give a clearer idea, but my art skills are low to non-existent.

Don't Wake Me From This Dream by andromeda77    (Reviews - 87)

It's his last summer holiday before leaving Hogwarts and Draco is in agony over missing Ginny. A wonderful discovery in his father's library gives him the power to be with her...but who will pay the price for the ghastly mistake he overlooks?
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Action, Angst, Drama, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 31 | Word count: 72063 | Read count: 72315 | Published: Jan 13, 2005 | Updated: May 26, 2006
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Reviewer: spider Signed
Date: May 27, 2006 Title: Chapter 26: A Dream So Real

I wonder if Nadella is Narcissa under a glamor. That's an interesting idea, but at the same time I'm not too sure about it, as Voldemort seemed to know who Nadella is. In such a case, he would know that Narcissa was posing as an old, lowly servant. Anyway, nice job - I'm hooked on all of the suspense.

Author's Response: You might be onto something...but I shan\'t give it away!

Reviewer: spider Signed
Date: May 27, 2006 Title: Chapter 30: The Circular Room

Wow. Narcissa Malfoy isn't a pureblood. Nice, nice twist.

Full of Grace by Selina Kyle    (Reviews - 12)

"In the end there was litttle he could refuse her."
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance, Angst
Warnings: Character Death
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 2035 | Read count: 2436 | Published: Jan 27, 2005 | Updated: Jan 27, 2005
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Reviewer: spider Signed
Date: Apr 14, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Full of Grace

Oh my god, I hope I'm not being insane or something, but Draco killed her.

I think I'm in shock right now, to be honest. When your story began, even all the way until the last few lines, I swore that the ending would be happy - part of the reason is because of the sweet recipe that ran throughout the lines. But I just don't know what to say now.

Sorry.

This was brilliant though. I think I might go off and cry now. I sound unbelievably stupid but...wow.

Author's Response: Thank you so much! I left the ending a bit open-ended (Draco could\'ve let her escape), but in my mind that\'s exactly what happened.

How to get a Man to Wear Pajama Pants by dragonsangel68    (Reviews - 35)

Draco is ill. Molly Weasley insists on ensuring he has his Pepperup Potion and is dressed appropriately. D/G
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Molly Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor, Romance, Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 8243 | Read count: 4667 | Published: Feb 02, 2005 | Updated: Feb 02, 2005
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Reviewer: spider Signed
Date: Apr 16, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter One

I haven't laughed so hard in a very long time. Thanks for this hilarious fic.

Author's Response: Thank you :) I have a giggle every time I reread it too ;)

Anything But Secondhand by MrsDanielRadcliffe    (Reviews - 97)

Ginny graduates. Draco attends. Mayhem ensues.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Angst, Humor, Romance, Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 9 | Word count: 18027 | Read count: 14404 | Published: Feb 04, 2005 | Updated: Jan 15, 2006
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Reviewer: spider Signed
Date: Apr 02, 2005 Title: Chapter 7: Emptying The Gringott's Vault

Very cute story so far. Harry's concern for Hermione is something I never thought I'd see, but undeniably amusing. It's too cute. I can't wait for the update.

Author's Response: Thanks, man. I found it entirely amusing when I wrote it too. It's kind of everything the stereotype of women while they are pregnant is, and it is actually what women should be able to partake in when they are pregnant. Men should respond exactly as Harry did...alas, it is not to be. Anyway, I wrote it because I've known several pregnant people (mostly friends) and that is almost exactly how they acted the entire time. I mean, the phone would ring and they would start crying...they would see the smudge of dirt on their driveway, they would start crying...they'd see the color of the wall they painted 6 months previous....*poof* tears...oh, and they hate that color now, but they'd cry when they painted over it. LOL! Thanks for the review!

Tantamount by Maleficent    (Reviews - 90)

Sex and men are never easy...
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: Blaise Zabini (boy), Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Luna Lovegood, Ron Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 3 | Word count: 16825 | Read count: 14156 | Published: Feb 20, 2005 | Updated: Feb 28, 2005
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Reviewer: spider Signed
Date: Apr 02, 2005 Title: Chapter 1: Part One: A girl's perspective.

This. Story. Is. Too. Fucking. Funny. "Jigga wha?" Telling you how hard I laughed at the image of thugged out Ginny with her hands stuffed in her pockets is pointless, because I'll go on for hours. The thing is, it was really scary because the way you wrote it, I COULD imagine thugged out Ginny strolling along in Hogwarts. My god. Too funny. But I think what's really great about this story so far (and in the first chapter, you're on a roll!) is that there is an underlying sweetness to Ginny that makes everything so much funnier. Like her going on about how scared she actually, really is. Wow. Anyway, I'm off to the next chapter.

Reviewer: spider Signed
Date: Apr 02, 2005 Title: Chapter 3: Part three: A third person's perspective.

That was amazing. Sorry I can't offer much more than that.

Before the Storm by Glass_Mermaid    (Reviews - 491)

*Winner of the Draco/Ginny Fanfiction Award for Best Novel Length Story.* "Perhaps not everything is as black and white as it appears. Perhaps, even my father was tangled in a web of his own emotions, and in the end it spelled his death. Perhaps I too will share his fate, dying not for the cause I believe in, but for that which I cannot foresee." The ever weaving threads of our own decisions can lead to irrevocable knots, and when Lucius Malfoy is destroyed by unexpected forces, his son, Draco, is thrown into a world of political intrigue, insatiable passion and desperate gambits, opening doors he never thought to look for, and creating a life he never thought he would have as his own.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance, Angst, Drama
Warnings: Blood, Sexual Violence, Character Death
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 25 | Word count: 162089 | Read count: 144286 | Published: Mar 02, 2005 | Updated: Apr 21, 2005
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Reviewer: spider Signed
Date: Apr 02, 2005 Title: Chapter 17: Chapter Sixteen

The last scene was my favorite part of this chapter. Ginny comparing the asparagus soup to wine was very funny. And the Pansy/Ron rivalry was great. The trick he played on her was well deserved, I think.

Author's Response: Lol, I love asparagus soup. I think it's interesting to note that they've got to a point where Ginny feels comfortable enough to joke with him, even though he doesn't really play such games.

Reviewer: spider Signed
Date: Apr 04, 2005 Title: Chapter 18: Chapter Seventeen

You're such a fast updater! Anyway, I liked the motif of the chapter, the storm, and how each pair or individual character thought about it. It sort of seems like everyone is on the edge of something big that's just waiting to happen. Nice job.

Author's Response: I try, I try. I don't want to lose momentum. They are all standing on the precipice of something momentous, I think...

The Eternal Gesture by torndeception    (Reviews - 30)

A series of interactions between Draco and Ginny. Something I wrote to get my creativity wheel turning.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1230 | Read count: 1963 | Published: Mar 20, 2005 | Updated: Mar 20, 2005
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Reviewer: spider Signed
Date: May 12, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: The Eternal Gesture

Absolutely Beautiful. Every single line.

Author's Response: Wow, what a compliment! Thanks so much! =^.^=