I don't know if posting this is a useful thing or the height of horrible hubris, but enough people have asked.... so here it is.Category: Essays
Draco plays some very nasty games with Ginny, but she emerges the winner. Smutty, smutty, smutty. Also, his potty mouth is thoroughly indulged.Category: Completed Short Stories
A silly drabble about what would inevitably happen if Harry and Ginny ever got (God forbid) married. Anyone expecting intricate plotting or vast character development will be disappointed, but leather pants are involved, however tangentially.Category: Completed Short Stories
The stunning secret ending of Book 7, now revealed! As presented in my two presentations at Lumos. Okay, there's more than that, but I wanted that part to show up at the beginning of the summary! Read the twisted web of theories about love potions, Snape, H/G, JKR's unorthodox religious beliefs, secret gospels, and, yes, endings to Book 7. Extra D/G information added for this archive! You'll laugh! You'll cry! You'll fall in love with canon all over again.Category: Essays
Harry, Hermione, Draco, and Ginny are trapped in a dungeon and forced to endure Professor Snape's detention. What does he make them do? Why, read bad fanfic, of course. My one and only MST.Category: Completed Short Stories
By the spring of her fifth year, Ginny Weasley had almost convinced herself that she didn’t really still want Harry Potter. But when he finally kissed her one Hogsmeade weekend in June, she couldn’t resist the power of all those years of waiting and watching and hoping and praying. Six months later, her dream has finally come true… except that Draco Malfoy just won’t leave her alone. Strange things are afoot, and once Ginny starts to figure out what’s really going on, nothing is as simple as it seems…Category: Long and Completed
The good news is that magical chocolate really does have romance-enhancing properties. The bad news is that at Hogwarts, well, everybody's been giving chocolate to everyone else at Hogwarts for years. Including the giant squid. What will happen when the consequences catch up with them all at last?Category: Completed Short Stories
NEW, revised, and expanded version. What really happened between Draco and Ginny in the Room of Requirement? Well, some very interesting things, and the rating has been bumped up to Definitely Naughty, as y'all can see. Film spoilers. Enjoy.Category: Completed Short Stories
Canon D/G in Book 7? Plot secrets revealed? Ginny's fate? Fractures in the Trio? Draco's decisions? Yep, they're all here and more, in Creamtea's astonishing predictions for Book 7. Come and see! Presented, as always, by Anise. :)Category: Essays
Creamtea reveals the shocking truth about why H/G REALLY existed in HBP, and what it meant. Backed up with solid canon evidence! Surprises! Unassailable logic! A D/G ending! Read it and explore the mystery...Category: Essays
Yep, Creamtea gave me permission to post her fabulous theory on THIS SITE ONLY. We're special. :) Contains amazing and well-supported ideas about what will happen to Draco (and Ginny) in HBP. Aside from a short note that is noted as such, I didn't write any of this.Category: Essays
All Ginny wants is to get the upper hand just once with drool-worthy hunk of man candy and callous playboy Draco Malfoy before he moves on to his next careless conquest. So how did this simple plan lead to time travel, nefarious plots involving the most infamous whorehouse in the wizarding world, and the teenaged Draco’s achingly sweet, chocolate-flavored kisses? Even Draco Malfoy was innocent once, as Ginny learns all too well…Category: Works in Progress
Chapter THIRTY-FIVE Quote of the Day:
Ginny reached down to pick up the tiny, crumpled-up ball of Draco’s note. I’m going to die if I don’t know what the rest of it said, she admitted to herself. She unwrapped it and smoothed it out.
Just wait for me--
There was a blank line. Then the handwriting picked up again.
Weasley, it’s hours later. I’ve come back, but I won’t tell you what I’ve been doing, of course. I don’t want to burden you with that knowledge. Loki knows, I wish I didn’t have to remember it myself. I’m tired, more tired than I’ve ever been in my life, maybe, so tired that I don’t know what I’m writing, or even what I’m thinking. I nearly tore up this parchment and sent the letter of credit without it. But I won’t. I won’t. I’ll write everything in it, and you can decide what to do.
Canon proof for D/G! JKR’s hidden da Vinci code! Draco as the HBP! Yep, it’s all here, and more, in this essay. I decided (with some nudging from Mynuet) that it was now or never, for publishing this thing. Read it, and make of it what you will.Category: Essays
Ginny and Draco must take a cross-country road trip in a Honda Civic in order to find Mad-Eye Moody and Harry Potter, who have been sucked through a wormhole into another dimension of time and space, a land of unimaginable bizarreness... Southern California. Much madness and satire of American pop culture ensues! Will Draco get a makeover that involves leather pants? Why are male wizards in Santa Monica wearing push-up bras? And what's with the drugged-out hippie elves? Read this fic and find out... ;)Category: Works in Progress
Category: Completed Short StoriesA triumph of bad taste, this stupid, dreadful, and hastily thrown-together thing began as a post in ARGH, and went from there. Basically, we were all arguing that Harry saving Ginny in the CoS did not foreshadow eternal deathless twu wuv, because, well, he’s saved a lot of people. My twisted little mind then wondered, “Hmm… what if the same thing had to be true of everyone’s Harry ever saved?” And this was born…
The sequel to The Bat-Bogeys Cometh, and the second in the trilogy. In the summer of 1997, the entire wizarding world hovers above the abyss of its own destruction. The Death Eaters have escaped Azkaban and killed dozens of students on the Hogwarts Express, and the school has become a fortress of fear. No-one knows what happened to Draco Malfoy... except for Ginny. But there is more to the story than anybody dreams, and Ginny cannot resist going to Sirius Black’s grave on a long, hot summer evening, and as she tries to unravel the mystery of his life and death, she falls into a dream of the last days at Twelve Grimmauld Place with him, two years before. And when Ginny wakes to the reality of 1997 Hogwarts, she begins to understand why she is remembering all of these long-gone events... because although her last chance to save the wizarding world from the doom that awaits it lay in that summer past, there are powers to whom nothing is impossible—for a price.Category: Works in Progress
In the Anise-verse, Draco and Ginny have a bond that can never be broken. Here's the ungodly long fic where it all began. It features clock towers, time travel, sixteenth century Scotland, Suleiman the Magnificent, harems, Grindelwald, long sea voyages, Immortals, the Hand of Glory, and lots of UST. ;) Warning: My penchant for history is fully explored!Category: Works in Progress
Two and a half years after his failure to kill Albus Dumbledore, Draco has long been accepted back into the ranks of the Death Eaters. He is still obsessively searching for the rebel Ginny Weasley, but he hides that secret well. When she is found one snowy December night, he smuggles her onto the Death Eaters? train with him. And he begins to learn that nothing will ever be the same again?Category: Works in Progress
Since childhood, Pansy has known that she's destined for Draco. Trouble is, she hates him, he despises her, and his frustrated desires are turned towards Ginny Weasley, the one person on the face of the earth who is most forbidden to him. This doesn't fit into Lucius Malfoy's plans at all. So one autumn afternoon at the manor, he teaches Pansy a lesson in seduction, lust, and the twisted paths of power...Category: Long and Completed
Ginny Weasley is absolutely sure that Draco Malfoy is hatching a particularly evil plot as junior head of the Ministry Department of Culture, and that it definitely involves puppy-strangling, bribing officials, and consistently wearing trousers tailored very tight in back. Or at least it's a theory that makes sense when she's been surviving on two hours of sleep a night for far too long, and Draco keeps vetoing her sketches for the new marble statues at the Ministry fountain. But then Luna Lovegood gives her a potion with some very curious effects, and Ginny finds that she just may have to revise her opinions about those evil trousers...Category: Works in Progress
The backstory to QatD. In the fall of his seventh year, Harry slips further and further into despair-- until he finds comfort from a most unlikely source. What the living can't understand, the dead sometimes do, or at least that turns out to be true of Myrtle. But she's got more than forbidden love to worry about. Ginny Weasley, the only girl who has ever been her friend, has a mysterious stalker... and when the truth about him comes out, it may be more than anyone can bear.Category: Works in Progress
D/H spoilers galore! What really happened in the Epilogue of Doom. Poor, poor Harry, so very clueless...Category: Works in Progress
Draco could probably concentrate better on his psychology class if it weren’t for two things: he’s hiding out at Hogwarts from a murderous Voldemort, and Ginny Weasley is his tutor. It’s a sunny Saturday afternoon at the library, and Draco and Ginny are all alone. Will the primordial sexual drives of the id win out? Was Carl Rogers right about the power of unconditional positive regard? And why does existential angst have to keep rearing its ugly head? AU, set during Draco’s seventh year.Category: Works in Progress
Either Dumbledore’s assignment of Draco and Ginny as Potions study partners was perfectly innocent, or it’s all part of Voldemort’s cunning plan to spread nastiness, evil, and complete and utter un-niceness over all of Hogwarts by getting his sinister junior Death Eater heir-to-darkness a shagging partner to perk up the apocalypse to come. Ron is convinced it’s the latter, especially once he learns the shocking truth about Ginny’s cherry pie, Draco’s remarkably long, hard stick, and the Undershorts of Evil. This fic is COMPLETE!Category: Long and Completed
What really went on at the Ministry after Ginny left Draco on Azkaban? Find out in this companion fic to *Keeping Christmas on the Death Train.* Lots of Pansy/Neville smut (oh, don't look at me like that,) Millicent/Blaise, references to Blaise/Everybody, and D/G, of course.Category: Works in Progress