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I keep having way too many server/technical issues with FIA, so I will no longer be posting new stories to this site. Find me at FFN to read more: https://www.fanfiction.net/u/1001659/Boogum

A Bounty on Red by Boogum    (Reviews - 20)

Every gunman in the West had taken a stab at getting the bounty on Little Red's head, but now a new ranger is in town, and he's determined to claim his prize. It's a hard life for an outlaw on the run, but at least the saloon girls are still dancing . . .

~Quote of the Moment~

"Well, boys," Little Red said in a low yet surprisingly youthful voice, "looks like we've got ourselves quite the assemblage here. A useless deadbeat for a driver, an old crowbait for a horse, a dead cyclops for a sharpshooter, and a—" his eyes gleamed as they rested on Mr Shiny Boots "—a prissy flannel mouth for an overseer. My, my, what was the old big bug thinking when he sent you to be his delivery man? He must be getting desperate."

Mr Shiny Boots held onto his strongbox more tightly, realising they must have known he had been coming this way. "Now you listen here, you ruffians. I'll have you know that I am—"

A silver revolver was suddenly pushed up against his cheek.

"Did I say you could speak?" Little Red demanded in a voice that suggested if Mr Shiny Boots opened his mouth again he'd soon be sporting a new orifice on the side of his face.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Other Characters
Compliant with: GoF and below
Era: Future AU
Genres: Action, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Blood
Completed: No
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 2347 | Read count: 1813 | Published: Nov 19, 2011 | Updated: Nov 19, 2011
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A Jolly Interlude by Boogum    (Reviews - 12)

In which Draco is snarky, Ginny is flustered, and Christmas is celebrated ... kind of.

He looks at the star like it is poison. Then he looks at the redhead like she is poison.
"No," he says flatly.
"But, Malfoy—"
"No. I am not helping you decorate that tree."


Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: HBP and below
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1294 | Read count: 3020 | Published: Jan 09, 2013 | Updated: Jan 10, 2013
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A Question of Fairy Tales by Boogum    (Reviews - 14)

Add one fairy godmother, a randy prince, glass slippers, a conniving redhead, and a rather distressed Draco Malfoy. Mix it together and you've got one very twisted fairy tale.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: OotP and below
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1133 | Read count: 3228 | Published: Oct 05, 2010 | Updated: Oct 05, 2010
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A Travelling Travesty by Boogum    (Reviews - 21)

There were five people travelling on the Knight Bus that night, and none of them were there because it was their preferred mode of travel. Little did they know, it was about to get a lot worse. A lot worse.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Other Characters, Pansy Parkinson
Compliant with: OotP and below
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1047 | Read count: 3015 | Published: Nov 12, 2010 | Updated: Nov 12, 2010
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A Weasley in a Pear Tree by Boogum    (Reviews - 20)

Handsome men don't fall out of trees, but obnoxious redheads sometimes do.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: HBP and below
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1908 | Read count: 3202 | Published: Dec 17, 2011 | Updated: Dec 20, 2011
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Acting on a Moment by Boogum    (Reviews - 108)

Ginny Weasley was on a mission: get Draco Malfoy's attention or die trying. She would prefer to skip the dying part, though…

Acting on a Moment
Awarded Featured Author of June (2011) by The Review Society | Banner by Incognito
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Other Characters
Compliant with: GoF and below
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 4 | Word count: 12740 | Read count: 22672 | Published: Oct 30, 2009 | Updated: Nov 09, 2009
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And They All Lived Happily Ever After by Boogum    (Reviews - 16)

Once upon a time, in a land not entirely far away, there lived a young girl named Ginevra Molly Weasley, whose life story was so boring that the narrator of the redhead's life decided to take matters into her own capable hands and change it.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Other Characters
Compliant with: OotP and below
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 4 | Word count: 11790 | Read count: 11991 | Published: Feb 15, 2011 | Updated: Feb 28, 2011
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Gossip by Boogum    (Reviews - 8)

"Have you heard the rumours?" he demanded, folding his arms across his chest.

"I hear a lot of rumours, Malfoy," she said bluntly. "You're going to have to be a bit more specific than that."

"Fine. I want to know why it is that everyone seems to think you and I were kissing behind the changing rooms on Friday."

"Oh, that." She shrugged. "I don't know. I can't say I really care either."
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: OotP and below
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1017 | Read count: 2192 | Published: Sep 23, 2012 | Updated: Sep 23, 2012
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Gypsy Girl by Boogum    (Reviews - 13)

My mother told me once that she hated to see birds kept in a cage. She said that birds were not made to be trapped behind bars; they were made to fly.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: GoF and below
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Drama, Romance
Warnings: Character Death
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1298 | Read count: 2509 | Published: May 27, 2010 | Updated: May 27, 2010
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Haircut by Boogum    (Reviews - 12)

"Weasley," he said in a voice dripping with mockery, "what have you done to your hair?"

Ginny groaned and released the red strands, raising her face just enough to glower at him. "What do you think, you idiot?"

"I don't know," he responded, and his lips curved into a smirk. "I can't profess to comprehend the minds of plebeians such as yourself; for all I know you might think that travesty you call a hairstyle is actually fashionable. I mean, you dated Potter. That says it all."
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: HBP and below
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1152 | Read count: 2136 | Published: Sep 23, 2012 | Updated: Sep 23, 2012
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In Which Draco Malfoy is Jealous of a House by Boogum    (Reviews - 21)

Everyone has at least one rival. Draco Malfoy's just happened to be a house.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: The Married Life of Draco Malfoy
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1540 | Read count: 4240 | Published: Nov 29, 2009 | Updated: Nov 29, 2009
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In Which the Feast Becomes a Farce by Boogum    (Reviews - 11)

Ginny had wanted it to be perfect. Draco had wanted it to be over. But no one can guarantee they'll always get what they want, even at Christmas.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Arthur Weasley, Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Lucius Malfoy, Molly Weasley, Narcissa Malfoy, Other Characters, Ron Weasley, Severus Snape
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: The Married Life of Draco Malfoy
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 4169 | Read count: 4135 | Published: Dec 14, 2009 | Updated: Dec 15, 2009
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Just Another Cute Meet by Boogum    (Reviews - 14)

Ginny removed the bagel from her mouth. "Really? We haven't seen each other in years and all you can say is 'Weasley' like we're still at Hogwarts? What about sorry?" She pointed at her coffee-stained shirt. "Look what you did!"
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 3 | Word count: 8241 | Read count: 2765 | Published: Apr 04, 2017 | Updated: Apr 28, 2017
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Kismet by Boogum    (Reviews - 35)

When a seer predicts that Draco Malfoy is Ginny's destiny, she immediately sets out to prove the prophecy wrong. Unfortunately, Fate doesn't listen to the ravings of irate redheads, and it doesn't help that her own thoughts are turning to the dark side.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Luna Lovegood, Other Characters
Compliant with: OotP and below
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 5 | Word count: 23509 | Read count: 17858 | Published: Jun 06, 2010 | Updated: Oct 17, 2010
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Of Brothels and Ice Cream by Boogum    (Reviews - 17)

Ron called it the brothel. Dean Thomas called it a good time. Molly and Arthur Weasley preferred not to think about it at all. Such was the response to Ginny Weasley’s latest attempt at playing entrepreneur.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 6538 | Read count: 3593 | Published: Mar 21, 2011 | Updated: Mar 22, 2011
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Of Sleepy Redheads and Twirling Moustaches by Boogum    (Reviews - 5)

All Ginny wanted was to get her paperwork finished ... so what does Draco Malfoy's perfectly formed arse have to do with it? Written for the DG Forum's Fall 2011 Fic Exchange.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 6284 | Read count: 1762 | Published: Feb 18, 2012 | Updated: Feb 21, 2012
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Santa Malfoy by Boogum    (Reviews - 5)

Draco Malfoy hated Christmas, so why was everyone calling him Santa Claus?

~~*~~

"Do you think it's Santa?" a voice whispered from the shadows.

"He doesn't look like Santa," a snotty voice retorted. "Santa is supposed to be fat and bearded and wear red suits. This man looks like a skinny rat. And he doesn't have a beard."

"A skinny rat?" Draco mouthed to himself, feeling his ire rise.

"But he did come through the chimney," the first voice insisted. "I heard him."

"Well, if that's Santa, then I must be a flying reindeer."
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 8048 | Read count: 2586 | Published: Jan 08, 2011 | Updated: Jan 14, 2011
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The Toad Who Was Not Quite a Prince by Boogum    (Reviews - 6)

In which Ginny discovers a snarky toad, curses are broken, and a happily ever after is eventually found. Almost.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Neville Longbottom
Compliant with: GoF and below
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1613 | Read count: 1923 | Published: Jun 26, 2011 | Updated: Jun 26, 2011
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Under the Whomping Willow by Boogum    (Reviews - 12)

It seemed ridiculous to Draco. Why would anyone want to sit under the Whomping Willow? The tree hit people, for Merlin's sake, and yet there was no mistaking the girl now sitting under the shade of the brutal branches.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: GoF and below
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 2119 | Read count: 3073 | Published: Oct 27, 2009 | Updated: Oct 28, 2009
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Weasley and the Three Males by Boogum    (Reviews - 3)

Someone's been in to Ginny's chocolate. A DG version of Goldilocks and the Three Bears.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 2149 | Read count: 989 | Published: Nov 04, 2013 | Updated: Nov 05, 2013
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Why Quidditch Gear Should Be Banned by Boogum    (Reviews - 6)

It was a truth universally acknowledged that Draco Malfoy was an arrogant tosspot who deserved to be pecked to death by magically modified penguins. It was also true that said tosspot happened to be extremely handsome, and looked far too good in his Quidditch gear for someone so prejudiced and unlikeable. Not that Ginny noticed.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: OotP and below
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1417 | Read count: 1336 | Published: Sep 29, 2013 | Updated: Oct 01, 2013
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Wonder by Boogum    (Reviews - 5)

In which Draco wonders many things, including how to win a date with a certain redhead.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: OotP and below
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1602 | Read count: 2917 | Published: Apr 09, 2011 | Updated: Apr 09, 2011
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Wrong by Boogum    (Reviews - 3)

Maybe it was better this way. Maybe they had been wrong to think two people from such different backgrounds could actually have a happy relationship. Gods knew she'd had enough of the fighting, of the paranoia and pain. It hurt to love him. It hurt being with him. But even then, it hurt so much more when he was gone.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Narcissa Malfoy
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1511 | Read count: 1814 | Published: Apr 27, 2011 | Updated: Apr 28, 2011
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