A bet, a wanted witch, and a magical contract land Draco in a most unexpected situation. Can his Slytherin soul survive intact or will he succumb to one redheaded witch in bondage? Snarky humor, romance, and a pinch of angst. “I don’t want it. I didn’t order it. Now leave me the fuck alone.” He slammed the door closed. Only it didn’t close due to the enormous boot wedged into its threshold. One loud grunt later and it flung back open, almost hitting him in the face. Draco reflexively leaned back, and that’s when she was thrust into his unsuspecting arms.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Angst, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None

Chapters: 18 | Word count: 46917 | Read count: 43915 | Published: Nov 29, 2005 | Updated: Jan 18, 2007
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1. Leave Me The Fuck Alone (Reviews - 34) 1884 words



2. It's None Of Your Goddamn Business (Reviews - 19) 1651 words



3. Hullo Up There, Beautiful! (Reviews - 21) 2129 words



4. The Fucking Team Mascot (Reviews - 27) 2498 words

Sorry for the delay in posting this chapter, but the holidays threw me for a loop. I’m back on my feet and writing again. Not sure how this formatting will look on the new site but hope it’s okay. Thanks for reading and all the wonderful reviews! - fallenwitch

5. Those Bastards Are Too Physical For Her (Reviews - 30) 3090 words



6. What The Hell Took Them So Long? (Reviews - 34) 3070 words



7. A Good Wizard (Reviews - 30) 2553 words



8. Bewitched (Reviews - 40) 2346 words



9. Draco's Bad Day, His Very Bad Day (Reviews - 34) 2415 words



10. That Piece of Trash (Reviews - 17) 2454 words



11. Where The Hell's Ginny? (Reviews - 38) 1822 words



12. Balls of Steel (Reviews - 63) 2756 words



13. The Minister's Wife (Reviews - 36) 2986 words



14. His Kiss (Reviews - 61) 2640 words



15. Crazy (Reviews - 34) 3343 words



16. The Supreme Arsehole (Reviews - 38) 3254 words



17. Fuck Off (Reviews - 24) 3012 words



18. A True Pureblooded Witch (Reviews - 62) 3014 words