Genres: Humor
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Harry's Saving-People-Thing by Anise    (Reviews - 44)

A triumph of bad taste, this stupid, dreadful, and hastily thrown-together thing began as a post in ARGH, and went from there. Basically, we were all arguing that Harry saving Ginny in the CoS did not foreshadow eternal deathless twu wuv, because, well, he’s saved a lot of people. My twisted little mind then wondered, “Hmm… what if the same thing had to be true of everyone’s Harry ever saved?” And this was born…

 

 

Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1111 | Read count: 4163 | Published: Jan 08, 2006 | Updated: Jan 08, 2006
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Having A Ball by booster    (Reviews - 29)

Evil plotting always has consequences. Always. While Draco and Ginny are busy scheming to get some time together by organising a masked ball for the Ministry of Magic, perhaps they really should have remembered this....
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1904 | Read count: 4286 | Published: Apr 21, 2006 | Updated: Apr 21, 2006
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Having Her Cake by sugarbear_1269    (Reviews - 17)

A complete one-shot with Draco and Ginny on that happiest of days, the birthday.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance, Humor, Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1431 | Read count: 4568 | Published: Sep 26, 2005 | Updated: Sep 26, 2005
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Having His Cake and Eating it Too by Echo    (Reviews - 32)

Draco gets something good for his birthday.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance, Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 2355 | Read count: 5063 | Published: Jul 26, 2005 | Updated: Jul 26, 2005
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Healer by Findabhiar Aery    (Reviews - 28)

OneShot, based on a challenge from AirmidM and JulieMalfoyZabini. DracoGinny, Healer's robes, closet.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: D/G Offspring, Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley
Compliant with: OotP and below
Era: Future AU
Genres: Humor, Romance, Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1975 | Read count: 4920 | Published: Aug 06, 2007 | Updated: Aug 06, 2007
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His Girl by Persephone33    (Reviews - 47)

Voldemort has been defeated and Harry and Draco have become reluctant friends. 'His Girl' features a lovesick Harry, a calm and collected Ron, a Hermione that drools over anything male and Slytherin, and a very sexually frustrated Ginny Weasley. When you throw in an after Quidditch party, an illicit love potion, and a couple of threesomes, you have a Hogwarts like you've never seen before! Book six is completely disregarded.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Blaise Zabini (boy), Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Other Characters, Pansy Parkinson, Ron Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: Character Death, Slash
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 10967 | Read count: 9115 | Published: Oct 22, 2006 | Updated: Oct 22, 2006
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His Girl Weasley by mimosa_magic    (Reviews - 70)

Draco Malfoy only wanted two things in life: Ginny Weasley and a good story. Now he's found a way to get them both - at the same time!
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 7 | Word count: 12837 | Read count: 17428 | Published: Feb 10, 2006 | Updated: May 30, 2006
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Hitting Draco Upside the Head by CCC    (Reviews - 34)

Ginny and Draco argue over a misunderstanding. Half the fun of arguing is making up.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Humor, Romance, Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 911 | Read count: 5018 | Published: Jul 06, 2006 | Updated: Jul 06, 2006
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Holidating by idreamofdraco New!   (Reviews - 38)

Ginny is tired of being the only single Weasley at family gatherings and all the pity that comes with that status. Draco could do without opportunistic women taking advantage of his desire to connect. The solution? Team up to become platonic dates during the holidays.

If only their hearts could stick to the plan....

CHAPTER ELEVEN SNIPPET:

When Ginny finally came downstairs, her eyes were bright and red-rimmed with happy tears. Her teammates and friends swarmed her again, congratulating her on becoming an auntie once more. She thanked everyone profusely, but her attention was clearly divided. Her eyes kept drifting toward Draco as if to make sure he stayed put until she could reach him.

And when she was finally free from the well-wishers and standing in front of him once more, it took all of Draco’s control not to pull her toward him and kiss her. That look on her face, the relief and elation—he never wanted to see it leave. He realized then that there was little Draco wouldn’t do to spare her from misery, like the kind she’d experienced over the summer when she’d been bashed in the press.

The realization frightened him enough to flee, but he couldn’t. She was here. As much as he wished to escape his feelings, he also couldn’t deny himself the opportunity to be around her.

Holidating 6

Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Molly Weasley, Other Characters, Pansy Parkinson, Ron Weasley
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 11 | Word count: 77750 | Read count: 3688 | Published: Jan 30, 2021 | Updated: Feb 18, 2024
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Honour Bound by Myanceris    (Reviews - 41)

When her family perished in the great wizarding war, Ginny turned her back on the magical community and eeked out a life for herself in the muggle world. Struggling to make ends meet, Ginny seeks to escape her hum-drum life and a throwaway comment from Draco galvanises her into action. Afraid of losing her, Draco intervenes and nothing ends up going to plan.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: HBP and below
Era: Future AU, Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor, Romance, Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 7 | Word count: 26046 | Read count: 6256 | Published: Apr 23, 2015 | Updated: Aug 17, 2015
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How a Snake May Be Caught by Aquarius21    (Reviews - 6)

Draco's not the best of criminals.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: D/G Offspring, Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 2014 | Read count: 3542 | Published: Apr 16, 2007 | Updated: Apr 16, 2007
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How to get a Man to Wear Pajama Pants by dragonsangel68    (Reviews - 35)

Draco is ill. Molly Weasley insists on ensuring he has his Pepperup Potion and is dressed appropriately. D/G
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Molly Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor, Romance, Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 8243 | Read count: 4918 | Published: Feb 02, 2005 | Updated: Feb 02, 2005
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How to Wow Your Witch and The DIY Guide to Erectile Dysfunction Charms by lielabell    (Reviews - 15)

Ginny could hardly believe it. Draco Malfoy, that supercilious prat of a boy, had done something she wasn't sure she would have been capable of herself. Written for the D/G Fic Exchange 2008
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Future AU
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 2705 | Read count: 3141 | Published: Jan 24, 2009 | Updated: Jan 24, 2009
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How We Pretend To Feel by cherryredxx    (Reviews - 77)

Nine years after being hurt by Draco, Ginny finally gets her chance for revenge.

CHAPTER SIXTEEN QUOTE:

I sighed and went to the door, removing the deadbolt that I had put in, and opened it without even looking.

I gasped when I saw who it was.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: Blaise Zabini (boy), Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Lucius Malfoy, Narcissa Malfoy, Other Characters, Pansy Parkinson, Ron Weasley
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Action, Angst, Drama, Humor, Mystery, Romance
Warnings: Character Death, Sexual Violence
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 16 | Word count: 70082 | Read count: 14797 | Published: Jul 08, 2012 | Updated: Aug 03, 2013
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I (Don't) Need a Hero by idreamofdraco    (Reviews - 9)

Draco Malfoy has a knack for saving Ginny Weasley's life. COMPLETE!
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 8 | Word count: 14979 | Read count: 14180 | Published: Feb 22, 2019 | Updated: Jul 17, 2019
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I Dream of Ginny by turkish    (Reviews - 10)

In which Draco acquires a new toy, and Ginny acquires a new wardrobe. Can a Malfoy and a Weasley make each other's dreams come true?
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: OotP and below
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1489 | Read count: 2908 | Published: Apr 13, 2008 | Updated: Apr 13, 2008
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I Have Never Felt Your Fear by Echo    (Reviews - 252)

Ginny learns a thing or two about what being a Slytherin can really be like through an unexpected source.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance, Humor, Drama, Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 21 | Word count: 65843 | Read count: 152215 | Published: Jul 27, 2005 | Updated: Jul 27, 2005
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I Hear the Secrets that You Keep, When You're Talking in your Sleep by CCC    (Reviews - 134)

Ginny talks in her sleep. Draco finds out some interesting things.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Hermione Granger
Compliant with: HBP and below
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 4 | Word count: 8013 | Read count: 32508 | Published: Aug 31, 2007 | Updated: Sep 26, 2007
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I Potato You by yunnage    (Reviews - 76)

Potatoes are better
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: Fully compliant
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 541 | Read count: 4471 | Published: Oct 04, 2005 | Updated: Oct 04, 2005
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I Would Never by Sw33tCh3rryPi3    (Reviews - 18)

Ginny Weasley and Draco Malfoy are just friends. Frenemies, really. Honestly, they are. Ask anyone—especially them. And there are some lines you just don’t cross with your best frien—frenemy. And so they won’t. Really they won’t. They are happy to tell each other how much they won’t…
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: GoF and below
Era: Future AU, Past AU
Genres: Angst, Humor, Romance, Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 2 | Word count: 4737 | Read count: 2585 | Published: Apr 02, 2017 | Updated: Apr 10, 2017
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I'll Take The Chocolate-Covered Draco, Please by VickyVicarious    (Reviews - 8)

Look at the title. That, plus Ginny, is pretty much it.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Arthur Weasley, Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Molly Weasley
Compliant with: OotP and below
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1546 | Read count: 3625 | Published: Oct 22, 2009 | Updated: Oct 22, 2009
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I'm Not In Love by Eris Malkin    (Reviews - 2)

Free of his father but weary of the upcoming war, Draco never intended to befriend Ginny Weasley, never intended to get involved with her. Ginny, still in love with Harry Potter and hating the world's somber outlook, planned on waiting for Harry until the end. Sometimes things don't go as planned... **HBP SPOILERS**
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: Blood, Graphic Violence
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 2 | Word count: 3523 | Read count: 469 | Published: Jan 01, 2006 | Updated: Jan 10, 2006
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Ice Cream Sunday by Sarea Okelani, Jade Okelani    (Reviews - 29)

Draco loved Sundays. And sundaes. But not Weasleys.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 3715 | Read count: 11122 | Published: May 22, 2004 | Updated: May 22, 2004
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If Music Be the Food of Love by Foreveress    (Reviews - 16)

“If music be the food of love, [sing] on.” –William Shakespeare



Where family feuds, snarling insults, and clashes with the Dark Lord fail, the sweet songs of life take hold to connect the weasel and the ferret in a relationship other than pure hatred. What can soothe the fiery heart of Ginny, or melt the icy soul of Draco? Music.

Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 4 | Word count: 10995 | Read count: 12822 | Published: Jul 10, 2006 | Updated: Jul 22, 2006
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If Only, If Only by Nakita    (Reviews - 27)

DH SPOILERS!! Three years after the war ends, the Malfoys are trying to make up for their past. What happens when they find out they have more to fix than they thought? And how exactly are the Weasleys involved?
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 2 | Word count: 6147 | Read count: 5294 | Published: Mar 09, 2008 | Updated: Mar 15, 2008
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