Bitch mode ON

Apparently there's a girl somewhere in Canada who is under the impression that I am stupid. She started out using the name Cara and has tried using various aliases, including Canadian Kitten and Mariah. She does not, however, change her bio (except to change her age), or her email address, or what story she chooses to plagiarize. Once again, this absolute moron has attempted to submit a ripoff of Echo's "A Bit of the Dark Sinister". There's a saying that goes that insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result, and if we use that standard, this chick is completely and totally loony. So, officially, for the record, on the front page of my archive, I will say that the chick who sometimes goes by Cara and is currently using canadian_rocker_kitten@hotmail.com, you are an absolute and complete troglodyte, a form of life apparently incapable of thought. You are not welcome here and we would like to request that you kindly go away until you have figured out how to pick up a clue when it is dropped on your head attached to an anvil.

Everyone else, do not, whatever you do, make me go through this again. Seething homicidal rage is not a state I enjoy spending time in.