Poor Draco. Wife, crazy aunt, hellish work, hellish homelife. He really put himself into the middle of things there didn't he? He dug a deep hell hole.
i rad this on riddiculus, please write the last chappie! its soo funny
You by far have the greatest AU story and one of the best Humor fics I've ever read. As for this chapter: Talk about a bad day at work. Poor Draco. I think Lucius giving Ginny a copy of "Grand Theft Auto" and turning her into a car thief who steals a "Cobra" of all cars and having Harry save the day was Classic! There were so many lines that I thought were just priceless but my favourite has to be: "Draco wished everyone would stop telling him his wife was a tramp." Great job!
I think this is a WONDERFUL story. I love the plot and the Southern setting is hilarious. I'd like to see more of it.
To tell you the truth, this has got to be THE worst story I have ever read--EVER! It's just dumb, and stupid, and plotless.
GREAT chapter. I laughed my arse off -- particularly when thinking about them with outrageous Southern accents. :)) Are you ever going to close on the mystery of Ginny's trampiness, or will you leave it up to us to either give her the benefit of the doubt, or believe all those other boys? <g>I particularly enjoyed Harry's cameo -- for some reason the idea that he always thought Ginny would be his, coupled w/ the fact that he had no clue she'd been sleeping around, makes me laugh.
I'm curious to know why Draco felt he had to make sure Pansy wasn't angry -- fear of retribution? :D
And I really liked the offhand way Draco was totally fine w/ the idea of Ginny getting fat.
Draco should have killed Harry onthe spot for macking on Ginny like that. Does he not have anydecency? It'sthe guy's wife for godsakes! Draco isn't a very good husband eitherhe doesnt' defeend Ginny when people call her a tramp. Pansy needs to die. SoDoes Harry. Nev can go fo rgood measure too. The pink sheets thing rulz! So fnny!!!!!!!! Youmust write more NOW!
All I can say is poor Draco. He's got such a hard life ahead of him. I think living with Aunt Trixie and one working shower might behoove him to make enough money to get a place for him and Ginny. Although, Gin has to stop distracting him in the morings so he can get his cute little arse to work on time - pink sheets or no. He's so not going to enjoy living with two women who are not his mother. He's going to be torn by what his aunt wants and his demanding pretty princess of a wife. He needs to learn now that the wife is always right. He just needs to drill that into his little oversexed brain right now. It will save him a lot of grief in the future. Work must be painful for him, what with those silly little Gryffs. And Harry *dies* That boy is so clueless he wouldn't know know it if he was slapped upside the head with a two-by-four. He was going to marry Ginny in a few years! HAH. In what reality is she a good girl and Draco corrupted her? It's more like she has corrupted him! (But they are so adorable together). It seems like of everyone there - Ernie, Nev, Seamus and Harry - Draco is going to get along with Nev the best, almost running over him with a car aside of course. I don't know how Draco is going to enjoy working for this father-in-law because at some point he's going to want to brag about Gin's prowess in bed, especially when the hormones get to raging.... I think Pansy is the victim here. She had every intention of being Mrs. Malfoy and she stupidly screwed herself out of it. Oh well, Draco looks better with Ginny anyway. Pansy is just going to have to learn to suck it up and deal with it - Gin will give her plenty of fodder soon when that belly starts to poke out. I must say that Draco really did make a nice save there at the end. That situation could have gone to hell in a handbasket in a hurry, but he said the right thing to appease her when she needed the most. He actually had an adult moment for a second - there might be hope for him after all... I think he truly does love Ginny, deep down he does, or else he would have bothered to defend her when people called her a tramp. He can overlook her past, probably even deny much of it, because he does love her. And I like to think she loves him too even though they are both young and stupid and in for a world of rude awakenings! If you can't tell - I absolutely adored it!