Name: killjoy reviewed Chapter 1 on May 12, 2007 07:37 am
But I like the clichés *pouts*

Some are understandable for example....

Yes Bill and Charlie are normally the first to come around to a D/G relationship.Mostly because their older with more of a calm head.And second since their always away they've never been around Draco enough to really come to hate him.

That girl should have been a Slytherin

I'll go with that one.Ginny can be just as mean and tough as any snake lol

Ron tries to kill Draco after finding out he's shagging his sister....

Well of course he would.I mean he is Ron after all! I mean out of all the kids he was the one who inherited his mother's temper lol I dislike stories where Ron act's calm over it and doesn't explode lol

Ginny is sick of following the Trio....

With Harry wanting to 'protect' her and Ron's over protectiveness who wouldn't get tired of following them around.
Name: Masqerade reviewed Chapter 1 on May 12, 2007 07:30 am
Omg, these are perfect! In every d/g fic I have read, one of these always happens. Bravo!
Name: dramaqueen872005 reviewed Chapter 1 on May 12, 2007 03:38 am
Holy cow you got it down to a T! That's crazy, even down to Charlie and Bill being to first to cave. I liked this line:
"‘Well, shoot! That Ginny girl is hot. I love red hair’"
haha that would be a ditzy Draco's comment, lol.
Name: Moonyk reviewed Chapter 1 on May 12, 2007 02:48 am
Oh man the suddenly Draco realizes Ginny is hot is SOOO TRUE. But i like the Draco Malfoy is a sex god the best. HEHE.
Name: Alluring_Twilight reviewed Chapter 1 on May 12, 2007 01:02 am
Very funny. I have to say that I've read everyone of those cliche's at least twice. My favourite, however is the "She could have been in Slytherin" but then again, that's unlikely, since any Weasley would never be in Slytherin, unless they had Draco for a father..
Name: MistressMalfoy reviewed Chapter 1 on May 11, 2007 11:02 pm
Omg! So true! But we still love them... some, especially, are timeless.

What about the cliche where Harry realises how hot Ginny is and is suddenly in love with her... ie HBP, BUT she's already in love with/going out with/marrying Draco! That one is so amusing...we're all so mean to Harry. It's brilliant!
Name: seegrim reviewed Chapter 1 on May 11, 2007 09:44 pm
You missed my absolute favorite!  Ginny gets sick/injured and Draco sneaks into the hospital wing in the middle of the night to be with her.  Or, he has a big stand-off with a member of the Trio saying he not going to leave her and/or professes his love for her. :)

Author's Response: Since I wrote that a few months ago a million have popped into my head. I'll probably make a second coming of the D/G cliches and that will definitely be one of them!
Name: Briar Rose reviewed Chapter 1 on May 11, 2007 09:19 pm
*giggles* That's so true!
Name: ForeverAnAngel reviewed Chapter 1 on May 11, 2007 09:03 pm
Oh so true!
Name: saucy reviewed Chapter 1 on May 11, 2007 08:39 pm
Haha, I think this is hilarious!!! Do update the list.
Name: jandjsalmon reviewed Chapter 1 on May 11, 2007 05:58 pm
LOL. Very amusing! ;) I have totally been guilty of participating in these and many more.

There is also the 'bump inot each other' cliche and the 'Quidditch Injury' cliche that make me particularly smile too.
Name: Reader reviewed Chapter 1 on May 11, 2007 05:43 pm
I hate to say it, but everything's true. Cliche to the extreme!
Name: DOOMSDAYBRUNETTE reviewed Chapter 1 on May 11, 2007 04:44 pm
so very very true...and funny as well
Name: randomosity reviewed Chapter 1 on May 11, 2007 04:16 pm
I found myself laughing up a storm, because all of these cliches are SOOOOOO true!
Name: joey101 reviewed Chapter 1 on May 11, 2007 04:01 pm
its so true....but i like my share of fluff fulled fics
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