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Registered: Jul 11, 2007
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Crucio, A Love Story by Rosalie    (Reviews - 126)

“Let go!” I wail, pulling back from him with a frustrated cry. “I’ve got detention with Carrow and I can’t be late! Please just let go of me!”

He immediately releases me, his expression suddenly darkening. “Oh.” It’s all he can say. We both know what those detentions really are.

Ginny Weasley’s sixth year at Hogwarts is not at all what she expected. Harry’s gone to do something dangerous again, Death Eaters are teachers, and the cruciatus curse is a favorite punishment for misbehaving students… and blood-traitors. Dark but humorous, riddled with both angst and fluff, the events of Deathly Hallows told from Ginny’s point of view without the epilogue.

Written for jessicakmalfoy. Winner of Best Overall of the 2009 D/G Fic Exchange and Best Portrayal of Ginny Weasley. Nominated for Best Portrayal of Draco Malfoy and Best Kiss.

Endless thanks for the beta-ing to Jaden Malfoy.

Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Action, Angst, Drama, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Blood, Graphic Violence
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 9 | Word count: 25889 | Read count: 55599 | Published: Oct 04, 2009 | Updated: Oct 07, 2009
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A Broken Heart's Desire by CCC    (Reviews - 77)

What does a broken heart want? Ginny is trying to figure that out in a dysfunctional relationship with Draco Malfoy. Can he help her or is it just a game?
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger
Compliant with: GoF and below
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Angst
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 3 | Word count: 4196 | Read count: 11059 | Published: Jun 05, 2006 | Updated: Mar 27, 2008
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A Game of the Heart by pinkblood    (Reviews - 71)

When Harry Potter leaves to go Horcrux-hunting with the Golden Trio, a scorned Ginny Weasley faces the prospect of a sixth year rife with loneliness. When an opportunity for revenge against the boy who broke her heart presents itself, she can't help but take it, even if it requires becoming involved with her sworn enemy. But games of love never turn out as they are intended, and Ginny may be putting her heart in more danger than ever before...
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Romance, Smut
Warnings: Sexual Violence
Completed: No
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 9 | Word count: 17815 | Read count: 21045 | Published: Aug 10, 2010 | Updated: Aug 20, 2011
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A Random D/G Smut Biscuit by Anise    (Reviews - 49)

Draco plays some very nasty games with Ginny, but she emerges the winner. Smutty, smutty, smutty. Also, his potty mouth is thoroughly indulged.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Angst, Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 4289 | Read count: 20416 | Published: Jul 08, 2006 | Updated: Jul 08, 2006
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An Unhealthy Infatuation with Snarky Men by CCC    (Reviews - 343)

Ginny finds that she is only attracted to men she can argue with.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Hermione Granger, Other Characters, Ron Weasley
Compliant with: HBP and below
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 13 | Word count: 21524 | Read count: 72079 | Published: Aug 18, 2007 | Updated: Feb 02, 2010
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Back to You by CharmedLife19    (Reviews - 40)

Each are filled with six years worth of misconceptions, but after one strange night both are about to learn that things aren’t always as they appear and sometimes, the person it all comes back to is the one you want most to forget…
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Lucius Malfoy, Neville Longbottom, Pansy Parkinson, Ron Weasley
Compliant with: OotP and below
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Angst, Drama, Romance
Warnings: Character Death
Completed: No
Series: Back to You
Table of Contents

Chapters: 7 | Word count: 14169 | Read count: 6267 | Published: May 13, 2008 | Updated: Feb 24, 2012
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Charcoal and Paint by jessica k malfoy    (Reviews - 56)

He looked at the wall for a long time. “I can paint anything I want?” he asked finally.

She nodded. “Anything.”

“I want to paint you.”

This was written for the D/G Fic Exchange over at Livejournal and yall... I won FIVE awards. FIVE!!! I can't even believe it! I'm so elated! I can't even fathom how this happened! *faints* I won Best Overall Story, Best Fluff, Best Kiss, Best Portrayal of Ginny, and Favorite Line. I can't even comprehend this. Okay I'll shut up now so you can read it!

COMPLETED!

Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Other Characters
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Angst, Drama, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 5 | Word count: 17659 | Read count: 14950 | Published: Sep 19, 2011 | Updated: Nov 16, 2011
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Contractual Obligations by gidge_8    (Reviews - 751)

Selling herself into a marriage contract, Ginny finds herself playing a deadly game, ultimately pitting her husband against her lover and a father against his son. Many twists and turns, depth and evil characters - and a long story of sweet and true love.

New! Epilogue is up! Yes, I know, the story has been "complete" for a couple of years, but this ending has been partially written for a long time and it ties up some loose ends.

Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Lucius Malfoy, Other Characters
Compliant with: HBP and below
Era: Future AU
Genres: Angst, Drama, Romance
Warnings: Non-consensual sex, Sexual Violence
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 32 | Word count: 165632 | Read count: 101823 | Published: Sep 05, 2008 | Updated: Jan 05, 2014
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Crossing into Chaos by Emeral_eyes    (Reviews - 512)

*Completely AU* In a world where Voldemort was never defeated, only a few things matter: pureblood, money and power. All that Ginny Weasley wanted was to survive her 7 years at Hogwarts, a school where the children of the richest and most powerful wizards dominate over others. Denying her natural instincts, she managed to make it into her 6th year without offending any of the cruel and powerful Slytherins - especially that horrible Draco Malfoy. Until one day, she crosses a line, and her peaceful existence is shattered forever. A story filled with adolescent drama, clash of the classes, angst, jealousy, ridiculous pride and love triangles (and squares).
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Blood
Completed: No
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 20 | Word count: 208337 | Read count: 315918 | Published: Apr 28, 2006 | Updated: Nov 18, 2012
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Fighting For My Love by sevs_girl    (Reviews - 118)

Ginny and Draco both begin the new year at Hogwarts with hesitation for what lays ahead in their future, not aware that they have a lot more in common than they realize.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Blaise Zabini (boy), Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Pansy Parkinson
Compliant with: HBP and below
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Action, Drama, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 24 | Word count: 56657 | Read count: 95712 | Published: Dec 17, 2007 | Updated: May 25, 2009
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Fulfilling a Fantasy by CCC    (Reviews - 409)

When Harry leaves Ginny for Hermione, Draco decides it's time to fulfill an old fantasy. Twenty five is a little old to experience her first one night stand, but Ginny thinks she can handle it.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Pansy Parkinson, Ron Weasley
Compliant with: GoF and below
Era: Future AU
Genres: Angst, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 10 | Word count: 25653 | Read count: 56057 | Published: Jan 13, 2008 | Updated: Sep 27, 2009
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I Have Never Felt Your Fear by Echo    (Reviews - 252)

Ginny learns a thing or two about what being a Slytherin can really be like through an unexpected source.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance, Humor, Drama, Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 21 | Word count: 65843 | Read count: 152235 | Published: Jul 27, 2005 | Updated: Jul 27, 2005
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Just a Box of Chocolates? by Peffy    (Reviews - 189)

Ginny receives a box of chocolates from an unknown sender. When she actually tries them, she's in for a treat.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance, Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 5 | Word count: 6688 | Read count: 28966 | Published: Aug 29, 2004 | Updated: Jan 22, 2008
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Notes on Falling Out of Love by fallingskyes    (Reviews - 281)

It's hard to learn how to live without that one person you thought would be in your life forever. But Ginny Weasley had always been a quick study, and there are always certain grey-eyed boys to help speed up the learning process...
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Future AU
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 19 | Word count: 36178 | Read count: 100142 | Published: May 15, 2008 | Updated: Dec 16, 2010
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Rebellion by Archer973    (Reviews - 27)

Ginny meets a very unlikely person in a Muggle club and they strike up an usual partnership. Is Draco a bad influence on the rebellious teen, or is he the only one who can see the real her? DM/GW
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 5 | Word count: 17360 | Read count: 2231 | Published: Jan 02, 2012 | Updated: Feb 18, 2012
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Smoky Snowflakes by Cadaverous Apples    (Reviews - 18)

A late night craving for a smoke sends Ginny Weasley out into the snow, where she finds the most unlikely of persons...with more than desirable results. Hedonism never looked quite as good as Draco Malfoy!
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: Fully compliant
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 6363 | Read count: 1841 | Published: Feb 11, 2010 | Updated: Feb 11, 2010
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The Blond Anti-Christ, or How My Life Went to Hell by CCC    (Reviews - 151)

Ginny has a moment of abject stupidity. Now what is she supposed to do?
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: HBP and below
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance, Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 7 | Word count: 11562 | Read count: 48294 | Published: Oct 22, 2007 | Updated: Jan 05, 2008
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The Dangers of Mistletoe by CCC    (Reviews - 846)

Ginny is ready to kill whoever put magical mistletoe all over the castle. Draco finds the situation rather amusing.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 24 | Word count: 57029 | Read count: 263441 | Published: Oct 23, 2006 | Updated: Feb 28, 2007
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The Devil You Know by CCC    (Reviews - 1004)

Ginny is twenty four, and the war rages on. Draco is a Death Eater, and he needs her help. Of course, he doesn't give her a choice. Now she's surrounded by the enemy. She begins to see that not everything is black and white. Can she come to terms with her new role in his life?
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: GoF and below
Era: Future AU
Genres: Action, Angst, Mystery, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 34 | Word count: 69661 | Read count: 218517 | Published: Sep 26, 2007 | Updated: Sep 28, 2010
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Thunder and Lullabies by Cadaverous Apples    (Reviews - 37)

Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood. Draco Malfoy is helping Ginny Weasley understand her fear in the strangest of ways...
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: OotP and below
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 7115 | Read count: 3592 | Published: Aug 17, 2008 | Updated: Aug 17, 2008
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