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A Bit of Silk by CCC    (Reviews - 47)

Ginny finds another woman's lingerie in her house. When she questions Draco, she is surprised at his answer.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1563 | Read count: 12131 | Published: Jan 05, 2007 | Updated: Jan 05, 2007
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A Chocolate Covered Malfoy by CCC    (Reviews - 365)

Ginny and Draco are assigned to be partners in a cooking class. When they spill a pan full of chocolate cake batter, interesting things ensue.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 9 | Word count: 23020 | Read count: 89370 | Published: Jan 07, 2007 | Updated: Mar 25, 2007
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A Common Cure by Black Alnair    (Reviews - 158)

AU. Draco Malfoy has an uncommon skill and he offers his services to the Order of the Phoenix to protect his mother. But as his importance to the Order grows, his strength and will slackens. Finally, all Draco wants is peace, but can Ginny Weasley help him find peace with her before he seeks it in the Dark?

This story takes place after OotP but uses a few elements from HBP.

**And now includes illustrations! Thanks to the rulers of the DG universe, er...the Cabal, for letting me post them here!**

Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Action, Angst, Drama, Romance
Warnings: Blood, Character Death
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 16 | Word count: 41453 | Read count: 18200 | Published: Jan 05, 2006 | Updated: Mar 03, 2007
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A Tale of Two Matchmakers by Kerichi    (Reviews - 524)

Romance for three couples when Blaise and Luna use Shakespearean styled matchmaking to hook up Ginny and Draco. There's Much Ado about...something!

Nominated for a Quicksilver Quill award for Best Romance- Non Canon on Mugglenet

* Written before the HBP, this tale presents an alternate sixth year in which Dumbledore lives, Draco is more than a foil to Harry, and Blaise Zabini is a girl. I hope readers who ship Draco/Ginny will enjoy the story which includes dancing with faeries, Celtic and Norse mythology, school holidays in London and Spain, and loads of fantasy and romance. "Is this a kissing book?" (to quote the Princess Bride) Yes, it is.*



Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Blaise Zabini (girl), Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Luna Lovegood
Compliant with: None
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: Tales of Two Matchmakers
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Chapters: 50 | Word count: 316158 | Read count: 130318 | Published: Oct 12, 2006 | Updated: Mar 29, 2007
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Comments: great story

Adventures in Matrimony by Mynuet    (Reviews - 82)

Maybe not always happily, and ever isn't guaranteed, but the story of Draco and Ginny definitely continues after the marriage.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 3 | Word count: 2521 | Read count: 19991 | Published: Feb 07, 2007 | Updated: Apr 19, 2007
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Comments: Hahaha this is great

Bare Naked by Dee    (Reviews - 49)

Aurors-in-training get paid shit and Ginny wants her independence. Which wouldn't be a problem for Draco if Blaise didn't have a fetish for naked Muggles.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 8035 | Read count: 4233 | Published: May 05, 2005 | Updated: May 05, 2005
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Bed Of Lies by Slythhearted    (Reviews - 63)

A harmless romp where by Draco tries to make up for past mistakes, Ginny is unsympathetic, Luna is Luna, and Blaise tries to steal the show.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 5 | Word count: 9361 | Read count: 3189 | Published: Mar 26, 2006 | Updated: Apr 07, 2006
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Breaking the Rules by dragonsangel68    (Reviews - 136)

Late for Quidditch training, Draco doesn't think to pause before he enters the change rooms.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 7 | Word count: 28347 | Read count: 56248 | Published: Feb 13, 2007 | Updated: May 07, 2007
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Comments: very good story

C'mon Sweet Catastrophe by sugar_quill    (Reviews - 5)

She knew it was a mistake, she knew and she didn't care...
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1109 | Read count: 2406 | Published: Aug 09, 2005 | Updated: Aug 09, 2005
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Caught by dragonsangel68    (Reviews - 188)

Draco is discovered in his girlfriend's bed after a party. Chaos ensues when her father invokes an ancient magical law, much to the mortification of the Malfoys.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Arthur Weasley, Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Lucius Malfoy, Molly Weasley, Narcissa Malfoy, Ron Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 10 | Word count: 22842 | Read count: 33836 | Published: Jan 03, 2005 | Updated: Jan 22, 2005
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Caught Cookies by dragonsangel68    (Reviews - 77)

The newly weds return to Hogwarts to find privacy is hard to come by.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Ron Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 3306 | Read count: 3854 | Published: Jan 23, 2005 | Updated: Jan 23, 2005
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Dark Directed by Fearthainn    (Reviews - 163)

A chance encounter tangles Ginny Weasley's life with that of the most unlikely of people--Draco Malfoy
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance, Angst
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: Dark Directed
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Chapters: 11 | Word count: 124073 | Read count: 105499 | Published: May 16, 2004 | Updated: May 16, 2004
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Comments: Very good

Dragon and Angel by dragonsangel68    (Reviews - 750)

COMPLETE!  Strolling through Diagon Alley Lucius Malfoy comes across a little boy who could have been Draco's twin.  Has his family tree been expanded, without his knowledge?  Has Draco been keeping secrets?  Or is he oblivious to the fact that he may have an heir?
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: Arthur Weasley, D/G Offspring, Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Lucius Malfoy, Molly Weasley, Narcissa Malfoy, Other Characters, Pansy Parkinson, Ron Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance, Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: Dragon and Angel Arc
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Chapters: 56 | Word count: 387242 | Read count: 297168 | Published: Jun 27, 2004 | Updated: Jan 11, 2006
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Frozen by Lunaeyes    (Reviews - 181)

*Completed* Draco spent his childhood being frozen out by everyone. By his father, by his mother, by everyone in his life. So now he freezes everyone else. It's cold, but it's safe.

A girl with flaming hair and a fiery soul can save him, but only if he'll let her.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: HBP and below
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 16 | Word count: 34619 | Read count: 92337 | Published: Jul 24, 2006 | Updated: Sep 29, 2007
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Harry Potter and His Rather Large Ego by nun outfits are cool    (Reviews - 98)

It is three years after the war has ended; five years after Dumbledore's death. Harry is invited to a wedding where he sees all the people he has been studiously ignoring for all this time.


Just some D/G Harry bashing(ish)


Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 3 | Word count: 8387 | Read count: 10198 | Published: Oct 20, 2006 | Updated: Jan 08, 2007
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June by julian steerpike    (Reviews - 90)

Six hours into the closing of the school term, Draco Malfoy is found unconscious in Ginny Weasley's room in the Burrow. As old sins and new horrors reveal themselves, the bloodiest June of the Second War begins. D/G/H
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Other Characters, Ron Weasley
Compliant with: HBP and below
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Drama, Horror, Romance
Warnings: Blood, Graphic Violence
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 9 | Word count: 36858 | Read count: 103743 | Published: Nov 27, 2005 | Updated: Oct 11, 2011
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Misconceptions by Hearts Cadence    (Reviews - 704)

Malfoy is acting suspiciously, and the Trio immediately assumes the worst. However, when Blaise Zabini offers Ginny a different perspective, she begins to wonder if maybe all of their beliefs concerning Draco are just...misconceptions. But that's only the beginning.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Blaise Zabini (boy), Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Lucius Malfoy, Luna Lovegood, Molly Weasley, Pansy Parkinson, Ron Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Action, Drama, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 45 | Word count: 204764 | Read count: 447006 | Published: Jan 02, 2006 | Updated: Mar 05, 2006
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Nearly Naked by Echo    (Reviews - 16)

Draco's drowning his sorrows. Crossover with BtVS.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Humor, Crossover
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 3113 | Read count: 3537 | Published: Aug 17, 2005 | Updated: Aug 17, 2005
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Notes on Falling Out of Love by fallingskyes    (Reviews - 281)

It's hard to learn how to live without that one person you thought would be in your life forever. But Ginny Weasley had always been a quick study, and there are always certain grey-eyed boys to help speed up the learning process...
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Future AU
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 19 | Word count: 36178 | Read count: 99491 | Published: May 15, 2008 | Updated: Dec 16, 2010
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One Night at Gris-Gris by Anise    (Reviews - 18)

What really went on at the Ministry after Ginny left Draco on Azkaban? Find out in this companion fic to *Keeping Christmas on the Death Train.* Lots of Pansy/Neville smut (oh, don't look at me like that,) Millicent/Blaise, references to Blaise/Everybody, and D/G, of course.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Humor, Mystery, Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 7 | Word count: 26724 | Read count: 7354 | Published: Jan 24, 2007 | Updated: Feb 16, 2007
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Refraction by Myanceris    (Reviews - 46)

Ginny and Draco have been in a secret relationship since the end of the war and the stakes have just got higher...
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance, Humor, Angst, Drama
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 2 | Word count: 11143 | Read count: 10854 | Published: Jan 19, 2005 | Updated: Jan 20, 2005
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Sailing the Dark Ship by kjcp    (Reviews - 201)

COMPLETE A week of detention bring Draco and Ginny closer together, and against all odds, an unlikely friendship emerges. But what will happen when their bond is tested and they both have to face the things they fear most? COMPLETE
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance, Angst, Drama
Warnings: Blood, Sexual Violence, Character Death
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 16 | Word count: 122021 | Read count: 31288 | Published: Jun 21, 2005 | Updated: Oct 29, 2005
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Second Impressions by Slythhearted    (Reviews - 103)

A post Hogwarts romance proving that house boundaries cease to be important when you fall in love.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance, Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 14 | Word count: 29008 | Read count: 80929 | Published: Sep 14, 2004 | Updated: Sep 14, 2004
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Comments: the best

Secrets of Slytherin Royalty by Sunfire    (Reviews - 110)

Draco and Pansy are the perfect dungeon duo, but a secret from their past will change everything for them, and for any Gryffindors that get caught in the middle of it.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Narcissa Malfoy, Pansy Parkinson
Compliant with: OotP and below
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Drama, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 11 | Word count: 20010 | Read count: 61949 | Published: Feb 15, 2007 | Updated: Mar 13, 2007
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Comments: great story

So You Bought The Cow by Nokomis    (Reviews - 9)

Sequel to The Shotgun Bride. The further adventures of redneck!Draco and Ginny as they deal with family, friends, marriage and everything else that comes their way.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 2641 | Read count: 6367 | Published: Jun 30, 2005 | Updated: Jun 30, 2005
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