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I've been reading fanfiction for about two years, ever since my sister read me a section of a d/g fic a friend had recomended. I still haven't found that exact piece, although i have kept an eye out, but i've totally fallen in love w/ fanfiction, d/g in particular. i've been pretty passive, at first not even leaving reviews. i now do leave reviews, and i'm hoping to work up to writing something small eventually.
Favorite Stories

An Unhealthy Infatuation with Snarky Men by CCC    (Reviews - 343)

Ginny finds that she is only attracted to men she can argue with.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Hermione Granger, Other Characters, Ron Weasley
Compliant with: HBP and below
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 13 | Word count: 21524 | Read count: 72079 | Published: Aug 18, 2007 | Updated: Feb 02, 2010
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And with my childhood's faith by Peki    (Reviews - 77)

Anyone deserves a second chance. ~ Written for the D/G fic exchange 2006.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Luna Lovegood, Narcissa Malfoy, Ron Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Future AU
Genres: Action, Drama, Romance, Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 4 | Word count: 37971 | Read count: 42611 | Published: Jan 08, 2007 | Updated: Jan 08, 2007
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Conflict Resolution by Adelagia    (Reviews - 190)

Draco and Ginny hate each other with a passion. The end. Well, no, not really.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 7 | Word count: 18765 | Read count: 49416 | Published: Jun 27, 2007 | Updated: Apr 13, 2008
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Demented Cherubs by CCC    (Reviews - 455)

Valentine's Day brings a surprise, but not the one Ginny was hoping for.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley
Compliant with: GoF and below
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 15 | Word count: 34511 | Read count: 63708 | Published: Sep 12, 2007 | Updated: Jul 04, 2010
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Draco Malfoy and the Significant Rampaging Hedge by nun outfits are cool    (Reviews - 87)

Draco Malfoy is asked by The Dark Lord to complete a task that has been annoying him for a while...






He gets on with it like the crafty Slytherin we know and love, but is distracted by a certain red-haired Gryffindor...











Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 3 | Word count: 2510 | Read count: 7276 | Published: Nov 05, 2006 | Updated: Dec 11, 2006
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Exquisite Irony by Myanceris    (Reviews - 318)

Harry is dead; Voldemort won (or did he?); Ginny Weasley is all alone, left to the mercies of the Malfoy family.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: D/G Offspring, Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Lucius Malfoy, Molly Weasley, Narcissa Malfoy, Other Characters
Compliant with: None
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Angst, Romance, Smut
Warnings: Blood, Character Death, Sexual Violence
Completed: No
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 19 | Word count: 80110 | Read count: 92398 | Published: Aug 11, 2004 | Updated: Jul 05, 2022
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Foolish Consequences by Sunfire    (Reviews - 193)

What would make a family as close as the Weasleys turn its back on its youngest member? Ginny breaking Harry's heart might, as would her sleeping with Draco Malfoy. Too bad she's done both.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: HBP and below
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Angst, Drama, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 13 | Word count: 29643 | Read count: 97081 | Published: Apr 09, 2007 | Updated: Jan 19, 2008
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Hearts and Soul Parts by Sunfire    (Reviews - 44)

In the wake of war, one young witch and wizard are made into thieves for the cause, but they end up stealing more than they'd planned to.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: HBP and below
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Action, Drama
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 27 | Word count: 67844 | Read count: 91449 | Published: Jul 18, 2007 | Updated: Jun 28, 2018
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Here's To You by sweetpea    (Reviews - 18)

When one life ends, another begins.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Angst
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 3149 | Read count: 2577 | Published: Dec 08, 2006 | Updated: Dec 08, 2006
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Hesperides' Apple by ogygiasylph    (Reviews - 871)

When Ginny Weasley becomes Draco Malfoy's wife, he suspects neither her true identity nor her dangerous motives. But when all Hell breaks lose and their relationship takes unexpected turns, there is more at stake than preserving their marriage--namely, preserving their lives.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Blaise Zabini (boy), Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Hermione Granger, Narcissa Malfoy, Neville Longbottom, Other Characters
Compliant with: None
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Drama, Mystery, Romance
Warnings: Blood, Character Death, Graphic Violence
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 33 | Word count: 166850 | Read count: 239493 | Published: Jun 29, 2006 | Updated: Sep 17, 2009
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Hold Me, Heal Me by sugarbear_1269    (Reviews - 172)

In a world where Death Eaters reign and good wizards hide in plain sight, preconceived notions must be redefined. AU for post-Hogwarts setting. WARNING: Allusion to H/Hr since I posted this at Portkey. Please don't bludgeon me; I almost did it myself.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance, Angst, Drama
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 11 | Word count: 29460 | Read count: 25149 | Published: Oct 25, 2004 | Updated: Sep 03, 2006
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I Hear the Secrets that You Keep, When You're Talking in your Sleep by CCC    (Reviews - 134)

Ginny talks in her sleep. Draco finds out some interesting things.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Hermione Granger
Compliant with: HBP and below
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 4 | Word count: 8013 | Read count: 32508 | Published: Aug 31, 2007 | Updated: Sep 26, 2007
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In Vino Veritas by Embellished    (Reviews - 189)

Draco Malfoy fancies himself a connoisseur of fine wine and fine women, but a string of encounters with Ginny Weasley teaches him that he still has something to learn about both.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Narcissa Malfoy, Pansy Parkinson
Compliant with: HBP and below
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 8 | Word count: 18347 | Read count: 62662 | Published: Apr 18, 2006 | Updated: Jun 16, 2006
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Inferno by eliagem    (Reviews - 13)

Love can never be wrong.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Angst, Drama, Romance
Warnings: Character Death
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 2211 | Read count: 3027 | Published: Apr 09, 2007 | Updated: Apr 09, 2007
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Comments: short,but original, with beautifully done emotions

Mine by Findabhiar Aery    (Reviews - 144)

Draco Malfoy watched Ginny Weasley for years. Now, ten years after leaving Hogwarts, he has his chance in the world of big business.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: Blaise Zabini (boy), Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Luna Lovegood, Molly Weasley, Narcissa Malfoy, Other Characters, Pansy Parkinson, Ron Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 7 | Word count: 31888 | Read count: 20177 | Published: Feb 28, 2008 | Updated: Jan 05, 2009
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Nineteen Years Later... the Truth by Anise    (Reviews - 893)

What really happened in the DH Epilogue of Doom. Poor, poor Harry, so very clueless...

Chapter SIXTY-NINE quote of the day:

Ginny scowled at him. “You don’t know me very well.”

Draco shook his head, his eyes more sorrowful than ever. “No. I don’t. Eternity wouldn’t be long enough for that.”

“Why do I feel as if we’ve suddenly wandered into the set of a men’s cologne commercial?” complained Lucifer.

“Can’t you keep your damn mouth shut, Lucifer?” spat Draco.

“Please… really… I don’t think you should talk to him that way,” whispered Ginny.


Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter
Compliant with: Fully compliant
Era: None
Genres: Angst, Humor
Warnings: Character Death
Completed: No
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 69 | Word count: 315075 | Read count: 138760 | Published: Jul 30, 2007 | Updated: Feb 26, 2011
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One Year in Paris by goodbyedraco    (Reviews - 19)

Draco Malfoy's role in the Final Battle for the light side was over. His role in Ginny Weasley’s life, however, was far from it as one unnatural event threatens to overturn his perfectly well ordered existence and it was all the Weaslette’s fault. From Diagon Alley, to the romantic City of Light, and to the lush vineyards of Bordeaux, Draco and Ginny discover themselves and each other.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Arthur Weasley, Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Lucius Malfoy, Molly Weasley, Narcissa Malfoy, Other Characters, Ron Weasley
Compliant with: Fully compliant
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Drama, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 4 | Word count: 23604 | Read count: 4869 | Published: Aug 22, 2007 | Updated: Sep 21, 2007
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Sanctuary by Eustacia Vye    (Reviews - 100)

A million shattered pieces/ Then let it be/ I'll tell you tales you won't believe/ I'll tell you anyway/ I'll be released. (BT - Lullaby for Gaia)
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Luna Lovegood, Pansy Parkinson
Compliant with: HBP and below
Era: Future AU
Genres: Angst, Drama, Smut
Warnings: Non-consensual sex, Sexual Violence
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 12 | Word count: 51706 | Read count: 34936 | Published: Oct 10, 2007 | Updated: Dec 04, 2007
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The Boggart Debacle by CCC    (Reviews - 228)

Boggarts reveal Ginny and Draco's greatest fears.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Hogwarts-era, Past AU
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 10 | Word count: 16244 | Read count: 66407 | Published: Sep 03, 2007 | Updated: Aug 20, 2009
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The Devil You Know by CCC    (Reviews - 1004)

Ginny is twenty four, and the war rages on. Draco is a Death Eater, and he needs her help. Of course, he doesn't give her a choice. Now she's surrounded by the enemy. She begins to see that not everything is black and white. Can she come to terms with her new role in his life?
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: GoF and below
Era: Future AU
Genres: Action, Angst, Mystery, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 34 | Word count: 69661 | Read count: 218517 | Published: Sep 26, 2007 | Updated: Sep 28, 2010
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The Lush Life by Vesanmyn    (Reviews - 657)

A Vesica/Mynuet Collaboration. If Ginny had even the slightest inkling of what the day would bring, she probably would have called in sick. A disastrous press conference proved to be no match for the spin doctoring talents of Lush's chief and Ginny finds herself catapulted from being a lowly intern to the very eye of the storm, living a double life as a careerwitch and glamorous front woman for a racy new line. Throw in a few A-list events, a few dozen crises, an endless promotional tour with her new co-worker and the last person she wanted to spend time with, and a mystery waiting back home that neither of them may be able to solveā€¦.Every day's an adventure when you're living the Lush Life!
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Drama, Mystery, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 13 | Word count: 27031 | Read count: 82300 | Published: Jan 05, 2005 | Updated: Apr 28, 2007
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The Witches' Wager by Yazethet    (Reviews - 77)

Five witches agree to an unusual wager: to be the last in their group to marry. 
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Hermione Granger, Luna Lovegood, Other Characters, Pansy Parkinson
Compliant with: OotP and below
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 2 | Word count: 3897 | Read count: 4825 | Published: Aug 26, 2007 | Updated: Sep 07, 2007
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