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Real name: Jessica
Registered: Oct 22, 2005
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Hiya. I'm Jandy. I've been here practically forever. I spend most of my time on tumblr now - don't really even read much HP fic. But if you're still here reading - I love you. And I'm also over on Ao3 reading and reviewing like I've always done. I hope you're curating your fandom experience in a way that makes you happy. Much love to you all! :*
Reviews by jandjsalmon

A Chocolate Covered Malfoy by CCC    (Reviews - 365)

Ginny and Draco are assigned to be partners in a cooking class. When they spill a pan full of chocolate cake batter, interesting things ensue.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 9 | Word count: 23020 | Read count: 89370 | Published: Jan 07, 2007 | Updated: Mar 25, 2007
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Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: Mar 10, 2007 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 7

HA HA HA! Poor Poor Madam Pince - having to clean up the library! Poor Poor Draco. I think there's a pill for that... ;)

And I just have to say, you are amazing with words and characters.. Ron made me giggle when he said what all of US have known for years...

"She’s evil, Hermione. Maybe, she and Malfoy do belong together.”

And then Blaise. Too Too funny. The turn of phrase is just SO Blaise to me.

“I do apologize for my part in contributing to your toast dilemma."

And then of course, Miss Ginny. You have written her in a unique way, but yet she still is so completely Ginny. I can hear her say,

"Why have you latched onto that rather than the admission about carpel tunnel syndrome?”

This was fabulous. ONE of my favourites of yours... which is saying a lot... I love all of yours. ;)


Author's Response: Thank you. I really felt guilty writing this, but there is the whole age restriction thing, so hopefully no one was traumatized.

Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: Mar 23, 2007 Title: Chapter 8: The Last Chapter

*clap clap clap*

A wonderful resolution. Not what I expected at all (okay - I knew they'd finally get to do it - but not the horcruxy thing etc).

Wonderful job, yet again! ;)

Author's Response: Thank you. I had my mind set on Lucius as a Horcrux for some reason. It\'s a good reason for Draco to be such a snot, and then to be able to turn around and be nice again.

Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: Mar 25, 2007 Title: Chapter 9: Epilogue

HA HA HA! This was a brilliant end! I have made some notes... excuse me while I copy and paste them from my notepad file...

Hermione cracked me up in this one..."You appear to have found a ring with an M on it." *giggles*

and then after Ron comes to, and Draco says, "Maybe we should all go on a double date.” LOL!

Poor Poor Ron. "We do not need Fred, George, Ginny, and Draco influencing our children. "

And lastly - Is it funny to anyone else that Harry named his son after Neville's frog?

Wonderful ending. Thank you, my dear for a wonderful chocolate covered ride. ;)

Author's Response: Thank you for the lovely review. I forgot about Neville\'s frog\'s name being Trevor. Oh well, we\'ll see how many other readers notice it.

Under by tudorrose1533    (Reviews - 50)

Award-winning fic from the D/G Fic Exchange on LJ. "His body lies cold and still beside her; his mouth is open, an O, and his hair is drying, feathery, in wisps, over his closed eyes. That fair skin; that nearly white hair. Dead, he looks so young...."

The dark and tragic story of a journey Under...based on the Greek myth of Orpheus and Eurydice.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: Blood, Character Death
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 11479 | Read count: 3818 | Published: Jan 08, 2007 | Updated: Jan 08, 2007
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Date: Jan 08, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Under

AHGH! Totaly Brilliant. I don't know if you know, but this was my favourite! ;) (ha ha ha - everyone laughs at my bad joke). But really. This was beautiful. Heartbreaking. Powerful. Unique. So SO SO good. I loved it. Really Wonderful. I love lots of the stuff you write, but dare I say it - this was a masterpiece? ;)

*Smooches you!*

Author's Response: Thank you! I wouldn\'t go so far as masterpiece, but thank you so much for the praise and for acknowledging my fic! *huggles to death, and smooches back* You\'re the best, Jess!

Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: Feb 20, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Under

Oh Jess, I read again and I am enchanted yet again. I cried again. I was moved again. To think that such beauty would exist in such sadness. Wow.

I know I've said it before... but I'll say it again... Brilliant. A Masterpiece for sure! ;)

And You Love It by MrsDanielRadcliffe    (Reviews - 79)

Written for the DG Fic Exchange on LJ for slytherinwench. Draco and Blaise make a bet concerning the lovely Miss Weasley. Loosely based upon Bernard Shaw's play Pygmalion.





After Chapter Five posts later today or tomorrow, it will officially be COMPLETE!
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: Blaise Zabini (boy), Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Narcissa Malfoy, Other Characters
Compliant with: None
Era: Future AU
Genres: Angst, Drama, Humor, Romance, Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 5 | Word count: 10813 | Read count: 37772 | Published: Jan 08, 2007 | Updated: Feb 18, 2007
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Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: Jan 15, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2

It was wonderful! One of the best! I loved you Blaise and you gathered the whole prompt into this fabulous fic perfectly! YAY!

And with my childhood's faith by Peki    (Reviews - 77)

Anyone deserves a second chance. ~ Written for the D/G fic exchange 2006.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Luna Lovegood, Narcissa Malfoy, Ron Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Future AU
Genres: Action, Drama, Romance, Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 4 | Word count: 37971 | Read count: 42592 | Published: Jan 08, 2007 | Updated: Jan 08, 2007
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Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: Jan 08, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4

It was brilliant. It really Really was! No Doubt this was the 'Best Fic Overall' at the Exchange! Thanks so so much for being the bestest! You got it in on time and it was thismasterpiece! You ROCK, peki! ;)

Delicate Things by lielabell    (Reviews - 15)

She has so many secrets, so many sins, and he is the darkest of them all.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Non-consensual sex, Sexual Violence
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 933 | Read count: 4067 | Published: Jan 14, 2007 | Updated: Jan 16, 2007
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Date: Jan 16, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Delicate Things

WOW! Very dark - but airy. (I know that's a bizare description, but those are the words it left me with) Really Really good. Great job!

The Fairytale Hunter by Black Alnair    (Reviews - 21)

“Draco emerged from his third fairytale that month entirely exhausted. And worse of all, his tights were riding up. Again.” Some fluff for dragonlilleth, fallenwitch and jandjsalmon as a thank you. But watch out for Draco’s potty mouth!

*Entirely way too influenced by you, FW, but at least, you manage to take that as a compliment – cough, cough.*
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 4064 | Read count: 1965 | Published: Jan 14, 2007 | Updated: Jan 16, 2007
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Date: Jan 19, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: The Fairytale Hunter

Incredibly cute! I loved it. Draco was the perfect bit of cursing snarkiness that I adore. Sofia beating up a fellow student was brilliant... and *** I jsut can't tell you how wonderful it was. You most certainly didn't have to dedicate it to us -- but I'm uber-excited that you did! *fangirly squee* ;) Thanks for a fantastic read! *smooches you*

Where The Hell Is She? by fallenwitch    (Reviews - 27)

Post-War England. Draco and Ginny. There are some things you can't leave behind.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 2069 | Read count: 2433 | Published: Jan 15, 2007 | Updated: Jan 15, 2007
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Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: Jan 15, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Where The Hell Is She?

I loved it. I thought it was intense and heartbreaking (without really breaking my heart) and really really well written! YAY for fallenwitch! ;) One of the best of the exchange... and I'm not biased at all! ;)

Author's Response: Hi Jess! I thought you hated angst. And it was not one of the best of the exchange. Please... Still, my weakened ego loves you! Thanks for dropping by this little corner of the fandom. It\'s always nice to see you! -fallenwitch

Foofaraw by Embellished    (Reviews - 34)

A conversation Draco overhears sends him into a fit of rage.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: HBP and below
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Drama, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1873 | Read count: 7621 | Published: Jan 23, 2007 | Updated: Jan 23, 2007
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Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: Feb 20, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Foofaraw

HA HA HA! It was incredibly cute. I loved every minute of it!

One line that struck me was, "It was as perfectly arranged as he had thought his life had been." -- It does seem like Draco to try to arrange his life in an organized and perfect manner, doesn't it?

And then the ending. Very very sweet. I was a bit surprised Ginny was a tad bit angrier at him for even thinking she could do such a thing... but it ended perfectly.

Now, GO TAKE A VACATION from the site... I just barely pulled ahead in the review tally and I can't review more tonight! ;)

Author's Response:

Thank you very much for the review! I think Ginny was just struck by the absurdity of the situation. She'll probably get angry once she thinks about it more. And once she realized just how much damage Draco did to the study!

One Night at Gris-Gris by Anise    (Reviews - 18)

What really went on at the Ministry after Ginny left Draco on Azkaban? Find out in this companion fic to *Keeping Christmas on the Death Train.* Lots of Pansy/Neville smut (oh, don't look at me like that,) Millicent/Blaise, references to Blaise/Everybody, and D/G, of course.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Humor, Mystery, Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 7 | Word count: 26724 | Read count: 7354 | Published: Jan 24, 2007 | Updated: Feb 16, 2007
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Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: May 29, 2007 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 7

Wow. Just Wow. I read the whole thing straight... after reading the latest KCoTDT chapter. SO good. Love the back story. My heart breaks for Draco and Ginny... but it also hurts for Pansy. You're all about the broken everyone, aren't you.

Anyway -- it's all complete love. Angsty love. But complete! ;)

Tipping Point by madalene3666    (Reviews - 51)

Draco’s wanted Ginny for a long time. A stolen kiss tips him over the edge into making Ginny an offer, an offer she really should have refused.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 6941 | Read count: 10734 | Published: Jan 28, 2007 | Updated: Jan 28, 2007
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Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: Jan 28, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Be careful what you agree to

I really really liked it. It was VERY nice. Well done and nice. Yes. I loved it a lot. Great job! ;) I hope you like it enough to write more and more (even if they are new fics every time and not sequels -- I HATE begging for sequels) because you write a delicious Draco. ;)

To Romance a Weasley by eliagem    (Reviews - 39)

Draco experiences the utter horrors of...Valentine's Day. Unfortunately for him, not everyone has such an aversion to it. Oh yes, there will be pink...
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Blaise Zabini (boy), Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 2694 | Read count: 6156 | Published: Feb 09, 2007 | Updated: Feb 10, 2007
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Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: Feb 15, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: To Romance a Weasley

It was incredibly cute. I am glad you got my secondest favouritest ship involved there too... Blaise is wonderfully sweet! The whole fic was fabulous! Great job! ;)

Author's Response: Heehee, thank you! :D

A Dozen Reasons to Get Back Together by Camilla_GoE    (Reviews - 35)

Why? Wasn't that what Hermione had asked her when she first found out that the girl she thought of as a younger sister was dating Draco Malfoy. Well, 'why?' was a good enough place to start.



Because
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 705 | Read count: 7365 | Published: Feb 12, 2007 | Updated: Feb 12, 2007
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Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: Feb 15, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: A Dozen Reasons

I loved it. I think the ending was perfect, and while I certainly wouldn't argue against a continuation, I thought you summed it up perfectly. The end had that twist of humour in it too -- knowing that she'd have to appologise.

Great Great Job!

Broken by fallenwitch    (Reviews - 60)

Draco and Ginny in a dark, post-War romance. Draco stumbles around. Ginny catches him, sort of.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1447 | Read count: 5698 | Published: Feb 12, 2007 | Updated: Feb 12, 2007
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Date: Feb 12, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Broken

AHGGH! My Dear Fallenwitch... it was beautiful. My heart just started pounding when the 'day had begun' TOTALLY wonderful! You know how I gush... but yeah -- I loved it. My birthday is in August, by the way! ;) HA HA HA! -- kidding kidding. I don't fel so bad, though. I wrote a fic for my bestfriend's birday - Dec 15th and it's not typed or betad yet. *slaps my own hands* ;)

Author's Response: Your bestfriend's birthday was December 15th? Yep, you are worse than I am but just barely! *laughs* Thank you for your gushing review. I bet you say that to all your authors. ;-) -fallenwitch

Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: Apr 18, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Broken

AH! FW... I reread... and I love anew! SO SO SO well done! *hugs you*

Breaking the Rules by dragonsangel68    (Reviews - 136)

Late for Quidditch training, Draco doesn't think to pause before he enters the change rooms.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 7 | Word count: 28347 | Read count: 56256 | Published: Feb 13, 2007 | Updated: May 07, 2007
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Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: Feb 15, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Rule Number One

Yes Yes, he's right. Tomorrow couldn't come fast enough! This was brilliant! Loved it to itty bitty pieces!

"Drooling like a heathen, were we?"

*cackles madly* ;)

Author's Response: Thank you :) Pansy knows just how to arc him up nicely ;)

Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: Apr 01, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Rule Number One

*clap clap clap*

Brilliant!

Author's Response: Thank you :)

Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: Apr 01, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Revision

eeeee. That was fangirly squee for 'I loved it!' ;)

Author's Response: Thank you *grins*

Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: Apr 01, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: Whose Rules

HA HA HA! Ron is a complete bastard. Blaise cracks me up and I love Pansy just a little bit.

Also it amuses me that Ron said that he doubted that Harry on his own would be much of a deterrent to the likes of Malfoy... since Harry is 'The Boy Who Lived' and all. HA HA HA. Not enough of a deterant for Malfoy. *giggles*

Great chapter! ;)

Author's Response: Thanks! Ron is definitely a bastard, but he has his coming ;) You might not love Pansy soon... As Ginny\'s big brother Ron feels he\'s supposed to take care of this and he knows Harry (or himself, for that matter) isn\'t much of a deterrent for Draco ;)

Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: Apr 20, 2007 Title: Chapter 5: A Conscience

LOL. It was fabulous. Firstly I was going to comment on how evil everyone else seems to be... but then Pansy and Ron.... I think I may jump for joy. I love Pansy/Ron. Perhaps it will be that that gives our lovebirds a break, eh?

And yeah -- Draco has a conscience. I love that he has a conscience. YAY!

Wonderful update! ;)

Author's Response: Thanks! It seems everyone wants to get in their way or is that just the work of one person? Pansy and Ron are perfect for each other *g* Draco doesn\'t quite know what to do with his newly found conscience, but for now he\'s letting it guide him ;)

Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: Apr 23, 2007 Title: Chapter 6: Opposition

YAY for updates!

And what is Pansy up too? Hmmm.

Author's Response: Thanks! Pansy does have an agenda ;)

Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: May 07, 2007 Title: Chapter 7: Disclosure

AHGHGHG! He loves her! Draco loves Ginny! *squees like a fangirl*

And I must say, my mouth dropped right open when Pansy said, "Draco, when are you going to train this one?" -- I was right there along with Ginny trying to hex her... but Pansy redeemed herself. *happy sighs*

YAY for updates!

Author's Response: Thanks! Pansy can\'t help what comes out of her mouth sometimes, but then again she\'s a sly one that leaves nothing to chance either ;)

Secrets of Slytherin Royalty by Sunfire    (Reviews - 110)

Draco and Pansy are the perfect dungeon duo, but a secret from their past will change everything for them, and for any Gryffindors that get caught in the middle of it.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Narcissa Malfoy, Pansy Parkinson
Compliant with: OotP and below
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Drama, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 11 | Word count: 20010 | Read count: 61949 | Published: Feb 15, 2007 | Updated: Mar 13, 2007
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Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: Feb 22, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Prologue

Really really interesting beginning. I was intrigued... and then Ilaughed out loud at... "and Severus had offered to poison their parents" -- Very amusing. Great beginning!