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college student and avid reader, but slow author (nothing published so far)
Reviews by joliefille

Feast of Fools Outtake by Mynuet    (Reviews - 17)

The NC-17 scene left out of "Feast of Fools".
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1675 | Read count: 7297 | Published: Feb 19, 2005 | Updated: Feb 19, 2005
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Reviewer: joliefille Signed
Date: Sep 06, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: The naughty bits

oh, Rational Thought has saved me from so much...and ditched me nearly as often. Love the ending.

Weddings by obssessedmadwoman    (Reviews - 32)

Ginny Weasley hates weddings with a vengeance. Or maybe it's not hate, after all.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 4292 | Read count: 4424 | Published: Mar 02, 2005 | Updated: Mar 02, 2005
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Reviewer: joliefille Signed
Date: Sep 04, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Oooh! Love it! I was just about ready to smack Draco, until you said that Delia was Blaise's fiancee. And Jack seemed like a nice guy; if this weren't a D/G site, I'd've been really worried.

Primrose Path by Adelagia    (Reviews - 196)

Ginny, Draco, Quidditch, and entirely too close quarters. Being forced to train, play, and live with Draco for a season gives Ginny a whole new understanding of and appreciation for the amazing bouncing ferret. Ginny's POV.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 6 | Word count: 18937 | Read count: 44947 | Published: Apr 19, 2005 | Updated: May 23, 2007
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Reviewer: joliefille Signed
Date: Oct 21, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter Four

Haha, I like the "Fire and Ice" in the tabloid, and especially Ginny's reaction to it.

::starts backing away, slowly:: um, not to nitpick, but I think you meant libel. I learned this little trick to remember: slander is spoken, libel's in literature ::runs and hides behind desk to avoid any projectiles::

Reviewer: joliefille Signed
Date: Oct 21, 2007 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter Six

I kind of was wondering what you were basing this on, what with all the "spring training" and "farm team" and "Excellence in Sports Awards". I'm assuming you're a big Twins fan? I'm from St Louis, but I'm not a huge sports person, so I don't go to/watch many Cards games (shh, don't tell anyone...) I really liked the setup, even though having them all in one house seemed a bit odd, especially with whatsherface, Emily? being married with kids. And the argument at the end is totally something I'd do, lol.

Sex God by Mynuet    (Reviews - 62)

Draco Malfoy, beleaguered sex god, meets his match.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 5013 | Read count: 4858 | Published: May 13, 2005 | Updated: May 13, 2005
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Reviewer: joliefille Signed
Date: Jul 20, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: JMo's Fault

oh. my. god. that was so wrong, and funny, and strange, and delightful.

Anise's Only MST Fic by Anise    (Reviews - 75)

Harry, Hermione, Draco, and Ginny are trapped in a dungeon and forced to endure Professor Snape's detention. What does he make them do? Why, read bad fanfic, of course. My one and only MST.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance, Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 5922 | Read count: 5418 | Published: Jun 23, 2005 | Updated: Jun 23, 2005
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Date: Sep 23, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: The Spirit of Valentine's Day

Ron is sooo clueless, it's kind of painful. Draco's casual inclusion in the whole debacle is fabulous, especially the fact that he knows Dean Martin songs. "Dear Penthouse" indeed. Incidentally, *does* Diet Coke have calories?

A Field Guide to the Aniseverse by Anise    (Reviews - 16)

I don't know if posting this is a useful thing or the height of horrible hubris, but enough people have asked.... so here it is.
Category: Essays
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 2 | Word count: 5184 | Read count: 13839 | Published: Jun 23, 2005 | Updated: Jun 30, 2005
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Reviewer: joliefille Signed
Date: May 29, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Single

well, this will be very helpful in about two weeks, but right now i'm reading KCotDT. did i screw up the plot flow by starting there? i'm oh...halfway through, so there's no going back, i jumped off the plane already (you offered so many parachutes, i gave up cliff-jumping for sky-diving)

The Result of a Drinking Binge by MrsDanielRadcliffe    (Reviews - 270)

Ginny Weasley wakes to find she's in quite a bit of trouble with possible lifelong consequences. *COMPLETE*
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Angst, Drama, Humor, Romance, Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 19 | Word count: 49503 | Read count: 58634 | Published: Jul 11, 2005 | Updated: Sep 03, 2006
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Reviewer: joliefille Signed
Date: Oct 13, 2007 Title: Chapter 19: Scarlet

Well, it was a hell of a trip to get to that ending, but I think it was perfectly in character. I'm glad Ginny realized Draco really did love her, and that she loves him back. hooray for happy endings

A Study of the Mind by Alexandria Malfoy    (Reviews - 101)

Slightly AU It is after the final war and Ginny has already started to rebuild her life. She is now a successful wizarding psychologist employed by Azkaban and St. Mungo's. Things become rather strange when both patient and doctor start to show some interesting changes. A bit of a crossover with the world of Wicked.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Blaise Zabini (boy), Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Narcissa Malfoy, Other Characters
Compliant with: HBP and below
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Crossover, Drama, Mystery, Romance
Warnings: Blood, Character Death
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 17 | Word count: 53426 | Read count: 21018 | Published: Jul 21, 2005 | Updated: Apr 30, 2007
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Reviewer: joliefille Signed
Date: Oct 18, 2007 Title: Chapter 17: Mad Love

urgh. I like the premise, but the end seems a bit...murky. Maybe it's intentional, but it appears to be a lack of foresight, or a desire to close it up sooner rather than later. The ending seems a bit rushed; I feel that you set up a great background for the eventual Ginny Falling For Draco moment, especially with Andrea in jail for her involvement, but it fell short of its potential. I was thoroughly amused by G(a)linda as Ginny's psych prof; it was delightfully insane. Are you a book fan, or just a musical fan? I've met very few people able to appreciate both.

Author's Response: I am both a fan of the book and the musical. I know more people who like the musical though. I agree, the ending does seem a bit rushed, but when I was writing it, I had so much that I wanted to put in, but would not have added to the overall plot. If I have the time, I might go back and rewrite the last two chapters. Thanks for your review!

Mind Reader by StrangerWithMyFace    (Reviews - 27)

Ginny starts having strange visions of Draco Malfoy. Where are they coming from?
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 7605 | Read count: 4050 | Published: Jul 25, 2005 | Updated: Jul 25, 2005
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Date: Oct 28, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Mind Reader

"why couldn't she have normal dreams about having sex with Harry in a bed of roses?" lmao. A little odd that Draco being mad/jealous of Harry equals Ginny getting his sex thoughts, because it still doesn't explain exactly why she *is* getting them, but I like it as a whole. Oh, maybe she actually is an untrained Legilimens? Or is Draco just sending out brainwaves, and she can read them cause they're Meant To Be?

Author's Response: It doesn\'t really make any sense. Draco\'s twu love for Ginny (or more accurately, his lust) is making his mad occlumency skillz go haywire. It keeps him from being able to compartmentalize.

That Moment by forbiddenlight    (Reviews - 22)

He poured all of his heart into that moment.
Category: Poetry
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 50 | Read count: 2549 | Published: Oct 01, 2005 | Updated: Oct 01, 2005
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Date: Oct 04, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: That Moment

Definately naughty? Not really, but still liked it. Actually glad it *wasn't* naughty; I was dreading a limmerick!

Lost and Found by Mynuet    (Reviews - 31)

No one knew what caused the dragons to start to sicken and die, but they did. Those who cared for them were the damaged, the broken, those who had nothing left for which to brave the world.

And then the Wilder came.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance, Drama
Warnings: Character Death
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 2 | Word count: 4132 | Read count: 6269 | Published: Oct 17, 2005 | Updated: Nov 27, 2005
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Date: Jul 07, 2008 Title: Chapter 2: Star and Boy

wow. this is so intriguing. I'm enthralled. why are the dragons dying? what are wilders? as in, where did they come from? are they war orphans? are they all that powerful? i get that the camps are set up to care for dragons, and you explained why Ginny was there, kind of, but why is Draco there? what exactly is their relationship?

please finish this if you get a chance! I love your stuff, but this seems very original and interesting (not that your other works are copied and boring).

The Vault Incident by Myanceris    (Reviews - 41)

Draco and Ginny get locked into the Malfoy vault when a Goblin has an unfortunate accident. How on earth are they going to pass the time until they are rescued...? One-shot, PWP Smutty goodness. Oh, and there is a teeny, tiny, insignificant HBP spoiler. But the only way you'd recognise it is to have read HBP. So I doubt it really counts.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: Arthur Weasley, Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Lucius Malfoy, Molly Weasley, Other Characters, Ron Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Romance, Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 6587 | Read count: 6474 | Published: Nov 29, 2005 | Updated: Nov 29, 2005
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Date: Aug 18, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Passing the time

lmao over the panties in the vault. Cute little fic, and I loved how you manage to convey all the necessary info about their relationship without dragging down the action with a plot dump.

Along Came A Wizard by fallenwitch    (Reviews - 642)

A bet, a wanted witch, and a magical contract land Draco in a most unexpected situation. Can his Slytherin soul survive intact or will he succumb to one redheaded witch in bondage? Snarky humor, romance, and a pinch of angst. “I don’t want it. I didn’t order it. Now leave me the fuck alone.” He slammed the door closed. Only it didn’t close due to the enormous boot wedged into its threshold. One loud grunt later and it flung back open, almost hitting him in the face. Draco reflexively leaned back, and that’s when she was thrust into his unsuspecting arms.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Angst, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 18 | Word count: 46917 | Read count: 43914 | Published: Nov 29, 2005 | Updated: Jan 18, 2007
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Reviewer: joliefille Signed
Date: Sep 08, 2007 Title: Chapter 18: A True Pureblooded Witch

I don't know if you're still reading reviews, but I'll write one anyway:
Holy crap, you're a fab writer. I absolutely love this story. My heart just about broke when Ginny left him. Every. Single. Time. and this chapter? even worse. I'm really hoping that the curse has something to do with true love and marrying the right person, so that she'll get better since she's with Draco now. I've bookmarked your lj site to lurk on for updates.

PS- “His kitchen knives were running around Bulgaria killing people.” Best. Line. Ever.

Author's Response: Yes, I\'m still receiving and reading reviews. Thank you for taking the time to leave this one! Feel free to lurk away at we3sisters. We love the company. I usually don\'t respond to reviews until I\'m almost ready to post my next chapter. And, no, I\'m not about to post the next chapter, but I wanted to respond to your review to let you know that your thoughtful comments weren\'t written in vain. After taking an extended leave of absence from ACAW, I have started to write the next chapter in ernest and hope this attempt will be fruitful. Thanks again. -fallenwitch

Misconceptions by Hearts Cadence    (Reviews - 704)

Malfoy is acting suspiciously, and the Trio immediately assumes the worst. However, when Blaise Zabini offers Ginny a different perspective, she begins to wonder if maybe all of their beliefs concerning Draco are just...misconceptions. But that's only the beginning.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Blaise Zabini (boy), Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Lucius Malfoy, Luna Lovegood, Molly Weasley, Pansy Parkinson, Ron Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Action, Drama, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 45 | Word count: 204764 | Read count: 446974 | Published: Jan 02, 2006 | Updated: Mar 05, 2006
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Date: Jul 12, 2007 Title: Chapter 17: Impending Punishment

still absolutely enjoying and devouring it, but *dives under desk to be safe* I've noticed more than several times in the past chapters that it says "Voldermort" *peeks out from desk to judge likelihood of being pelted with dung bombs*

Reviewer: joliefille Signed
Date: Jul 10, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Partners

Hi! I really like it so far, and will probably devour it in a few short days. I did notice some small typos, though; spellcheck doesn't catch everything (oh, how I wish it did). at "Harry, quite calling him", and at "YOU BLODDY GIT!". also, "whereas" is a single word. sorry! *hides under desk* I'm a bit of a grammar freak...

Reviewer: joliefille Signed
Date: Jul 17, 2007 Title: Chapter 45: The Last Confrontation

well, i would pout about the non-existent epilogue, but it's kind of pointless. this was a brilliant story, and i loved it. i never would have thought of draco being a researcher, but it really suited him. and of course, he *would* make the spell that ended up saving harry. and now he gets to rub it in every day.

Ginny Weasley and the Trouble With Post-Its by fluff ducky    (Reviews - 46)

Ginny Weasley's life has been turned upside-down, inside-out, and into total madness ... all because of an evil little 3 by 3 inch paper ... D/G, with a side order of Luna/Blaise.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 2 | Word count: 2398 | Read count: 7398 | Published: Jan 07, 2006 | Updated: Aug 25, 2007
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Date: Aug 30, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: My Last Will And Testament

Ginny sounds like me, but with less cussing. Love the S&tC reference, and Gin's will is a riot. I really can't figure out what Draco's going to do to her, as he clearly can't kill/maim/torture her...but he *could* torture her mentally...

The Prodigal Son by Sue Bridehead    (Reviews - 20)

Percy Weasley is in over his head. He has been tasked with bringing his only sister to Malfoy Manor so she can become Mrs. Draco Malfoy – a plan she knows nothing about. Can he turn on his own sister?
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: HBP and below
Era: None
Genres: Action, Angst, Drama, Romance
Warnings: Character Death
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 9745 | Read count: 2837 | Published: Feb 15, 2006 | Updated: Feb 15, 2006
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Reviewer: joliefille Signed
Date: Sep 16, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

That was an interesting take, having it start with Percy. Makes it better, because it's not solely a D/G story. Poor Percy. And Pansy...well, she kind of deserved it. but they're turning her into a rat, how horrid!

A Lining in Silver by Peki    (Reviews - 41)

For all their acidic wit, they were pathetic when it came to real talking...
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: D/G Offspring, Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 3066 | Read count: 9150 | Published: Mar 01, 2006 | Updated: Mar 01, 2006
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Reviewer: joliefille Signed
Date: Sep 18, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

okay, I'm confused. What is she not telling him? That she loves him (cause it's an arranged marriage/marriage of convenience)? or that she thinks it's perfect? well, you're probably being deliberately ambiguous, and will never tell.

Cedar, Columbine; Coriander and Hemlock by tudorrose1533    (Reviews - 50)

A story of flowers and intrigue and memories best forgotten. Ginny Weasley's Christmas holidays are haunting and confusing, as she is drawn to the presence of of an elusive and mysterious Draco Malfoy who is altogether too memorable for anybody's good.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: OotP and below
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Angst, Drama, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 5809 | Read count: 5274 | Published: Mar 08, 2006 | Updated: Mar 08, 2006
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Reviewer: joliefille Signed
Date: Dec 12, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Cedar, Columbine; Coriander and Hemlock

Their relationship (or almost relationship) seemed a bit rushed; Draco has gray eyes, and I didn't like how suicide-like Ginny obliviating her memory was--especially since she didn't lose her *whole* mind, just the Draco bit. But other than that, it was a well written, lovely fic. I do have a question, though: if he wasn't a spy until January, what was he doing? Is he a werewolf?

A Not So Simple Kind of Life by dragonsangel68    (Reviews - 332)

SEQUEL TO DRAGON AND ANGEL. Draco and Ginny return from their honeymoon ready to live happily ever after, but their vast differences in background and family values make for an interesting start to their married life. Add Draco's inexperience with pregnant women and the stage is set for hilarity, confusion and embarrassment.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: Arthur Weasley, D/G Offspring, Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Lucius Malfoy, Molly Weasley, Narcissa Malfoy
Compliant with: None
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: Dragon and Angel Arc
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Chapters: 18 | Word count: 311733 | Read count: 47039 | Published: Apr 23, 2006 | Updated: Oct 18, 2009
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Reviewer: joliefille Signed
Date: Nov 25, 2007 Title: Chapter 12: Close to Catastrophe

Good thing Narcissa's around, or Draco would've been totally screwed. I'm a bit worried about Lucius's reaction to the raids, though. He isn't doing Dark things anymore, is he? Although it would mean conflict of a non-domestic sort, so that would be an interesting change of pace. And the image of Draco eating dessert like Ron made me smile. He's becoming more and more like his "dreaded" in-laws by the day

Author's Response: Narcissa did what any mother would do - she saved her son\'s life ;) The raids are periodical things and Lucius, while irritated by them, is quite accustomed to having their privacy breached. He doesn\'t do \'dark\' things anymore, but the Ministry isn\'t entirely convinced or at least they\'re concerned about artefacts making their way out of storage. Draco would be mortified to be compared to Ron, but he is picking up some bad habits, or have they always been there? Thanks!

Reviewer: joliefille Signed
Date: Jan 14, 2008 Title: Chapter 13: Nightmarish Qualities

I really can't believe they would accept lingerie from the twins; something was bound to go wrong. The end was especially entertaining, and the rest was as good as usual. I'm glad Ron's going to see reason re the house sitch, and the boys are getting so grown up, flying alone. Quick question: how far along are Pansy and Ginny? I can't remember

Author's Response: Ginny is certainly kicking herself now for trusting her twin brothers to have bought her something nice ;P Ron just needed the right person to talk him into it ;) The boys are growing up and wanting to stretch their little wings, much to their mothers\' horror. Ginny is 23 weeks and Pansy is 27 weeks in this chapter :) Thanks!

Mile High by CharmedPhantom    (Reviews - 35)

Draco and Ginny in a muggle plane... An empty bathroom... Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Mile High Club

Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Drama, Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1353 | Read count: 2878 | Published: Jun 01, 2006 | Updated: Jun 01, 2006
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Reviewer: joliefille Signed
Date: Jul 13, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Mile High

Ouch! Snarky bastard.

I was a little bit confused by the timeframe (she says she's 25, but then the flight was when she was younger, but there's no reason for the sudden flashback) but it was still a nice little fic.

A Broken Heart's Desire by CCC    (Reviews - 77)

What does a broken heart want? Ginny is trying to figure that out in a dysfunctional relationship with Draco Malfoy. Can he help her or is it just a game?
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger
Compliant with: GoF and below
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Angst
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 3 | Word count: 4196 | Read count: 11056 | Published: Jun 05, 2006 | Updated: Mar 27, 2008
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Reviewer: joliefille Signed
Date: Mar 28, 2008 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3

I'm so glad they aren't just shagging to get back at Harry anymore. And they're getting married! I can't wait until Draco has to actually go and meet with the Weasleys; it'll probably be funny. And will Narcissa be nice, or standoffish and aloof? Lovely story