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college student and avid reader, but slow author (nothing published so far)
Reviews by joliefille

Hesperides' Apple by ogygiasylph    (Reviews - 871)

When Ginny Weasley becomes Draco Malfoy's wife, he suspects neither her true identity nor her dangerous motives. But when all Hell breaks lose and their relationship takes unexpected turns, there is more at stake than preserving their marriage--namely, preserving their lives.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Blaise Zabini (boy), Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Hermione Granger, Narcissa Malfoy, Neville Longbottom, Other Characters
Compliant with: None
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Drama, Mystery, Romance
Warnings: Blood, Character Death, Graphic Violence
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 33 | Word count: 166850 | Read count: 239443 | Published: Jun 29, 2006 | Updated: Sep 17, 2009
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Reviewer: joliefille Signed
Date: Jul 08, 2007 Title: Chapter 29: 28. Persephone's change of mind

yay! they're practically all back to normal now (i'm sure a bit of snogging helped that along). and, thank god for posting on multiple sites. i usually read this on FA, but with the crash and all...

Reviewer: joliefille Signed
Date: Aug 29, 2007 Title: Chapter 30: 29. Unexpected surprises of the pleasant sort

Wait, who's Leo again? I loved all the bits at the Mediwitch's office, it was funny and enlightening and endearing. And picturing Blaise "cooking" icing, lol.

You've Got Mail by twiddlekinks    (Reviews - 21)

*Completed* Someone finds a "Good Wife For Life" site on the Internet, but Ginny gets to the package first. Who in the wizarding world wants a mail-order-bride, and what'll happen when this particular parcel is signed/sealed/delivered?
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 4 | Word count: 5046 | Read count: 27522 | Published: Jul 26, 2006 | Updated: Aug 06, 2006
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Reviewer: joliefille Signed
Date: Jul 07, 2008 Title: Chapter 4: Epilogue: I'm Yours!

very cute. I wasn't expecting the twins to have played a part in this, that was a nice little twist.

boxy lady. lol.

Kissing the Wrong Ginny. by CCC    (Reviews - 294)

Draco and Pansy like to play games. What happens when a Polyjuice Plan goes wrong?
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Humor, Romance, Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 11 | Word count: 33216 | Read count: 26912 | Published: Jul 27, 2006 | Updated: Jan 02, 2007
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Reviewer: joliefille Signed
Date: Sep 06, 2007 Title: Chapter 11: Chapter 11

I LOVE the ending. They're together, but she's still annoying him, which is how it's supposed to be. Even though I didn't like RatBastard!Draco, it was completely in character, and made me like the resolution of the story even more. Good job! Now I have to go do that hw I avoided all night...

Diversionary Tactics by Mourning Broken Angel    (Reviews - 104)

*Winner of Rainpuddle's Great Draco & Ginny Fic Contest 2006* Covert operative needed- Passport, intrigue and romance required; no experience necessary. Please enquire within.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: HBP and below
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Action, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 5 | Word count: 18771 | Read count: 11052 | Published: Jul 31, 2006 | Updated: May 09, 2007
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Reviewer: joliefille Signed
Date: Sep 20, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

lmao at "HI-C". now I need a juice box.

Reviewer: joliefille Signed
Date: Sep 20, 2007 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5

*gasps at end notes* please finish it! I absolutely love it, you write such good characters. All of your stuff is fabulous, but this one's probably my favorite.

Slytherin Goes a’Courtin by Vesica    (Reviews - 47)

A series of related Valentine-themed drabbles with our two favorite lovebirds.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 7 | Word count: 850 | Read count: 29231 | Published: Aug 16, 2006 | Updated: Aug 16, 2006
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Reviewer: joliefille Signed
Date: Jan 08, 2008 Title: Chapter 7: Secret Messages 2

"I sort of fancy you" rofl. Very cute, I loved the whole thing. I was directed to this via "Twelve Days of Christmas", and now I'm going to have to read more of your stuff. Absolutely loved it.

Author's Response: Glad you enjoyed! ~Vesica

The Vampiress and Veelan by Nival Vixen    (Reviews - 32)

Ginevra finds out that she is a Vampiress and works towards showing everyone that she can be happy with who she is becoming. Draco is a Veelan, and finds that Ginevra is immune to his charms. DG. -The future always changes- Draco/Ginny
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: Blaise Zabini (boy), Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Luna Lovegood, Neville Longbottom, Other Characters, Pansy Parkinson, Ron Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Action, Drama, Romance, Smut
Warnings: Blood, Character Death, Graphic Violence, Slash
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 3 | Word count: 20256 | Read count: 1823 | Published: Aug 31, 2006 | Updated: Aug 21, 2007
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Reviewer: joliefille Signed
Date: Aug 22, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3

Uhm, I'm going to have to borrow your brain for a week or three to work out my rampant plot bunnies. This is *GOOD* Why is Ginny able to withstand Virginia? (nice naming, by the way, made me laugh) What will eventually get D&G together? Why is Lily possessing Ginny? Was she a Vampiress too? Oh, and O. Rion, the astronomy teacher? ha. The fact that you keep showing parts of the future is really addicting. Because now we know what's going to happen to some extent, but we have no idea how we're going to get there. Absolutely fabulous.

Author's Response: Haha ... How are your plot bunnies going? Still in need of my lil ol' brain? :p lol I'm glad that you think it's good! Ginny can withstand Virginia because of something that I haven't quite worked out yet ... Possibly something to do with her mind, or blood ... Now I have to think on that! lol (nice to see someone notice the naming, hehe) I can't tell you what gets D&G together! That will spoil it :p Lily was possessing Ginny because people in the world haven't let go of her yet, and Ginny is the closest to her physically, so it was easier to possess her than anyone else. That, and Ginny's quite susceptible to possession because of Tom in her first year. No, Lily's not a Vampiress. hehe ... O. Rion ... again, you're one of the few who noticed that! :p lol I'm glad that you liked the future parts as well - not a lot of people like them - but I should tell you one thing: the future always changes! Thanks sooo much for reviewing, I appreciate it! (sorry for not replying sooner, I feel awful about it!) N.B: I need to get the story beta'd well and truly before I can update it again, sorry. The chapters are so long and detailed, that I also have to cut them into separate pieces as well. There are more chapters on FF and Portkey, if you want to read those while I'm getting these ones done properly :)

A Spot of Trouble by Rainpuddle    (Reviews - 58)

Bill discovers his little sister is in a spot more trouble than he ever imagined.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Action, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 3 | Word count: 7084 | Read count: 5618 | Published: Sep 02, 2006 | Updated: Sep 24, 2006
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Reviewer: joliefille Signed
Date: Sep 23, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: A Spot of Trouble - Chapter 3

*gasp* that's all? I'm kind of liking the whole BankRobber!Draco, it's very Jesse James of him. And Thornbury flirting with Narcissa was fabulous, though I was a bit worried that there was going to be a Basic Instinct moment when you mentioned her thigh. Bill chugging PeptoBismol was a great little add-in.

Detachment by LadyRhiyana    (Reviews - 25)

WarPhotographer!Draco. In khaki and stubble.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: HBP and below
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Drama
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 885 | Read count: 3966 | Published: Sep 10, 2006 | Updated: Sep 10, 2006
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Reviewer: joliefille Signed
Date: Sep 20, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Ooh, this was interesting. I'm really surprised that you have them both in the Muggle world; very intriguing. Why is he there? did he just run away? Have you fleshed this out more? I'd love to read more *goes off rooting through your profile to see what else is there*

The Masque by StrangerWithMyFace    (Reviews - 31)

At a masquerade, Ginny meets someone intriguing.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 7731 | Read count: 3268 | Published: Sep 11, 2006 | Updated: Sep 11, 2006
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Date: Oct 28, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Aww, poor Draco, thinking he had to be a Harry doppelganger in order for her to pay attention. Good thing everything worked out though, and it was terrifically endearing. I really want my own duke now.

Need Versus Want by CCC    (Reviews - 102)

Ginny knows that Draco wants her. How does she convince him that he needs her?
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Angst, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 7 | Word count: 12926 | Read count: 21770 | Published: Sep 13, 2006 | Updated: Apr 05, 2007
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Reviewer: joliefille Signed
Date: Sep 13, 2007 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 7

I absolutely loved the ending, especially when Ron asked if she were just using Draco for sex. Didn't see that one coming. A very enjoyable piece--like your stuff usually is, lol.

The Dangers of Mistletoe by CCC    (Reviews - 846)

Ginny is ready to kill whoever put magical mistletoe all over the castle. Draco finds the situation rather amusing.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 24 | Word count: 57029 | Read count: 263199 | Published: Oct 23, 2006 | Updated: Feb 28, 2007
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Reviewer: joliefille Signed
Date: Jun 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 24: Chapter 24

it took me a while to read it all, but i loved it! and i really like the unusual couples. i never would have thought of pansy and neville or luna and blaise, but they seemed really natural and pretty canon.

Playing Games by CCC    (Reviews - 50)

Ginny is a spy for The Order. Can she accomplish her mission, or will Draco trap her in a prison of her own making?
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Angst, Mystery, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1946 | Read count: 5192 | Published: Nov 25, 2006 | Updated: Nov 25, 2006
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Reviewer: joliefille Signed
Date: Jun 03, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

short, but sweet. i wasn't expecting ginny to be playing him, though! i think you should do a sequel, when the new malfoys return to the burrow (with narcissa in tow).

Author's Response: Thank you for the review. I would like to do a second chapter if my muse for this fic would return.

Falling Through Fate by Mourning Broken Angel    (Reviews - 43)

A bout of hot sex is the perfect way to add excitement to an otherwise dull Ministry gala. Sometimes, two people keep getting thrown together, regardless of their feelings and pasts.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Other Characters
Compliant with: OotP and below
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Romance, Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 4629 | Read count: 7191 | Published: Dec 02, 2006 | Updated: Dec 02, 2006
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Reviewer: joliefille Signed
Date: Sep 15, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

That is a really interesting idea. I would've never thought to hide their identities with a charm. That's pretty cool. And the ending's nice and sweet, making it all the better.

Girl with a Plan by Echo    (Reviews - 62)

If Pansy Parkinson says she's your friend, don't trust her. If she invites you over, don't go. You might wake up hung over, in only your underwear, and in Malfoy's or Zabini's bed.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 3841 | Read count: 12160 | Published: Dec 11, 2006 | Updated: Dec 11, 2006
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Reviewer: joliefille Signed
Date: Sep 04, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: So it would definitely seem

Evil Pansy! You should do a sequel where the four of them get back at her. All in the name of revenge of course. And the need to see a bit more of Draco. "Let's you and I fall all over one another and see how we land". rofl.

Ties by Persephone33    (Reviews - 45)

She had won. She had finally won. She was sure of it. He would not be pleased. And this thought made her smile.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Blaise Zabini (boy), Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1388 | Read count: 8064 | Published: Dec 12, 2006 | Updated: Dec 12, 2006
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Reviewer: joliefille Signed
Date: May 06, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Ties

lmao. I love how competitive and light-hearted they're being; it's a good characterization of them.

All's Well That Ends... Finally by Anise    (Reviews - 59)

A silly drabble about what would inevitably happen if Harry and Ginny ever got (God forbid) married. Anyone expecting intricate plotting or vast character development will be disappointed, but leather pants are involved, however tangentially.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 910 | Read count: 7108 | Published: Dec 12, 2006 | Updated: Dec 12, 2006
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Reviewer: joliefille Signed
Date: Sep 14, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

*snorts* this is completely brilliant bordering on idiotic. or vice versa, I haven't quite decided which. *shudders at thought of Harry in leather pants*

Devious Draco Hatches a Plan by CCC    (Reviews - 71)

Draco's life takes an unexpected turn. He needs a plan to save himself, and he thinks Ginny is the key.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance, Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 4 | Word count: 7452 | Read count: 8548 | Published: Dec 28, 2006 | Updated: Aug 25, 2007
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Reviewer: joliefille Signed
Date: Aug 24, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3

It seems to be moving reeeally fast *coughsexonthesecondnightcough* but it's entertaining nonetheless

Author's Response: Yes, I know. But, fanfic is a fantasy. In real life I reccomend getting someone\'s blood analized by the doctor before engaging in relations, but in fanfic I say let them run wild!

Reviewer: joliefille Signed
Date: Aug 30, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4

"In fact, he looked as if someone had just told him the only way to win the war would be by having a ménage a trois with Voldemort and Snape." Best. Line. EVER. And Draco just flat-out saying he loved her, and then announcing to his house that no, he was NOT about to sacrifice her, and Pansy traipsing over to Nott immediately & fixing him up, and Blaise soliciting dirt on potential threesomes, all hilarious. Absolutely love it.

Author's Response: Thank you so much. I love it when people point out the lines they like. : )

More Than One Way Home by Vesica    (Reviews - 80)

Written for the 2006 DG_Smutakkah fic exchange. It hasn’t always been an easy road for them, but sometimes it takes getting really good and lost to find the way home again.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: D/G Offspring, Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Pansy Parkinson, Ron Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Future AU, Hogwarts-era
Genres: Angst, Drama, Romance, Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 7 | Word count: 13761 | Read count: 27075 | Published: Jan 02, 2007 | Updated: Jan 30, 2007
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Reviewer: joliefille Signed
Date: Jan 09, 2008 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 7 - I Love You.

Very cute, and I liked the back and forth between the past and the present. Pansy and Harry threw me for a loop, and I'm sad that there are only three Weasley children left, but it was good. A few errors here and there, though, like "he whispered in here ear" and "getting the hair of her eyes" in this chapter. Sorry. end nitpick.

Author's Response: OH NO! I am so anal about the typos. Thanks for pointing them out. And yes, the Harry/Pansy bit was meant to be somewhat jarring. Twenty something years can change a lot. ~Vesica

A Chocolate Covered Malfoy by CCC    (Reviews - 365)

Ginny and Draco are assigned to be partners in a cooking class. When they spill a pan full of chocolate cake batter, interesting things ensue.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 9 | Word count: 23020 | Read count: 89360 | Published: Jan 07, 2007 | Updated: Mar 25, 2007
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Reviewer: joliefille Signed
Date: Jun 13, 2007 Title: Chapter 8: The Last Chapter

some parts of it seemed to be moving a bit fast, and i cringed throughout the snape/mcgonagall bits, but overall i liked it

And You Love It by MrsDanielRadcliffe    (Reviews - 79)

Written for the DG Fic Exchange on LJ for slytherinwench. Draco and Blaise make a bet concerning the lovely Miss Weasley. Loosely based upon Bernard Shaw's play Pygmalion.





After Chapter Five posts later today or tomorrow, it will officially be COMPLETE!
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: Blaise Zabini (boy), Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Narcissa Malfoy, Other Characters
Compliant with: None
Era: Future AU
Genres: Angst, Drama, Humor, Romance, Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 5 | Word count: 10813 | Read count: 37766 | Published: Jan 08, 2007 | Updated: Feb 18, 2007
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Reviewer: joliefille Signed
Date: Oct 13, 2007 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5

I love the premise, since I love Pygmalion, and for the most part you did a good job. The end seems to be a bit of a plot dump; though maybe it's just because Draco's so clueless?

Foofaraw by Embellished    (Reviews - 34)

A conversation Draco overhears sends him into a fit of rage.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: HBP and below
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Drama, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1873 | Read count: 7618 | Published: Jan 23, 2007 | Updated: Jan 23, 2007
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Reviewer: joliefille Signed
Date: Feb 02, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Foofaraw

I love the word of the day thing. You learn so much! This was very funny, as Draco was being incredibly melodramatic, throwing and smashing and weeping...well, he didn't weep any, but still.

Author's Response: I'm glad you liked the story! And I totally agree about the word of the day. Thanks for the review!

One Vital Ingredient by cocoachristy    (Reviews - 286)

A foul curse cast on Hermione and Ginny leaves them forced to search out one vital ingredient from their soul mates. Will Draco and Severus help them in their time of need? This is my response to a Potter Place Winter Prompt Challenge.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Hermione Granger, Other Characters
Compliant with: None
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 13 | Word count: 76996 | Read count: 54295 | Published: Feb 21, 2007 | Updated: Jun 13, 2007
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Reviewer: joliefille Signed
Date: Sep 24, 2007 Title: Chapter 13: Thank God For Kids

Clearly, you're an 80s girl. As I was nonexistent for the majority of the decade, finding out about obscure songs was fun.

At first, I'll admit it, I was a little incredulous at the plot, but it was cute. And you managed to write Hr/S in a non-squicky way (they're one of the few couples I *do not* like, but will tolerate). I was ready to smack Lucius a few times, but you've redeemed him.

Author's Response: LOL That I am! Teehee\r\n\r\nHA HA HG/SS is actually the main pairing for me, with GW/DM being a very close second. I am a sucker for happy endings... I have to have them!