Okay, I usually abhor reviewing on FIA, because I favour FF.N, but I am too impatient for Thursday to come around so I can get on the website, I am drained and I am as smashed as a drunken hobo. In fact, I am currently writing this on Word so I don't misspell anything in my inebriated state. I am also using my thesaurus so I can use diverse words today. YAY!

Okay, onto the reviewwwwww:

Reading this . . . was like eating melted chocolate. That may not make sense right now, but let me go into further detail of my logic in saying this chapter was like melted chocolate.

The plot *and* the prose is sinuous and smooth, the textures and flavours of the moods and characters melt together into one immensely obese, delectable, alluring pile that you want to delight in for every second you have it, and you miss it once it is gone.

The metaphors and descriptions in this chapter were fucking awesome. (Am I allowed to swear on here? I never use FIA, so I have no idea). I also like how perverse Draco acted in parts of this. His blasé air was disturbing and the outcome it had on Ginny was quite pragmatic.

Although Ginny is kaput and part of her old self is lost, you still see little odds and ends of it searing through. I don’t know if that’s premeditated or not, but it’s superior. ^_____^

“Ginny thought it fitting that she now had visible proof of his guilt. Bloody hands for a bloody conscience.” –One of my favourite lines. I would say why, but I am too drunk to think of a reason. I like it, though.
"On second thought, however, that other body had far larger breasts—“ -- *giggles*
“That was the chuckle of someone who found something genuinely funny and simply couldn't resist the laughter that bubbled out.” -- *Still* my favourite line just because it’s so real and twisted.
You know, sometimes you flabbergast me, or should I say your writing flabbergasts me (not that you aren’t flabbergasting yourself). Anyway, what I’m trying to get at is how remarkable this was. At the end, I had this philosophical sense of shock when I realised this . . . world you’ve built up in this story . . . ? It isn’t real. The characters who snatch at your mind, and who mesmerize your imagination? They aren’t in the room with you. It’s just maddening and grand at the same time. Like magic. :O

Okay, I have no idea how much you can comprehend *any* of what I’m saying right now. I think I’m just saying things out of my ass in an endeavour to sound first-class but really I’m just baffling my thoughts and yours. I do hope you take pleasure in my tremendous review and I also hope you enjoyed the use of Microsoft Word’s thesaurus.

I think I’m going to do another review on FF.N on Thursday, too. I am quite fond of that bugger of a website.

For now, I am off to drink some more, watch Little Miss Sunshine, torture Buzz while finding some B/G smut to read, ‘cause *sings* I am in the moooood.

Lotsa love, Porsha.