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Real name: Jacqui
Registered: May 15, 2006
Membership status: Member

I'm a girl who has way too much to do...yet manages to waste copious amounts of time. I love Star Wars, music, hanging with my friends and of course Harry Potter
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Sex-Ed by Citrus587    (Reviews - 57)

The seventh and sixth years are getting a little sexual education by their favorite teachers: Professors Snape and McGonagall. *Revised*
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Luna Lovegood, Pansy Parkinson, Ron Weasley, Severus Snape
Compliant with: OotP and below
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 2 | Word count: 6388 | Read count: 2200 | Published: Jul 31, 2004 | Updated: Dec 31, 2004
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Reviewer: slythindorqueen Signed
Date: Sep 19, 2006 Title: Sex-Ed

this is really funny...i can't wait to see where it goes...^_-

Bands by Mynuet    (Reviews - 101)

Rock bands at Hogwarts! Blossoming romance! And you would not believe what can be done with an oboe. A total guilty pleasure fic that is nowhere near complete.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance, Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 4 | Word count: 5666 | Read count: 15708 | Published: Oct 11, 2004 | Updated: Aug 03, 2007
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Reviewer: slythindorqueen Signed
Date: Apr 22, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: The Watcher

this is so funny, and i really can't believe what she can do with that oboe...this is a delightfully fun guilty pleasure and i eagerly await the next installment ^_-SQ

Reviewer: slythindorqueen Signed
Date: Jul 28, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: The Watcher

oh please return to the guilty pleasures...i want to see more of what she can do with that oboe! ^_-

Reviewer: slythindorqueen Signed
Date: Aug 04, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: Backstage

yay! an update on my guilty pleasure!!! can't wait for more! ^_-

Reviewer: slythindorqueen Signed
Date: Dec 29, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: Backstage

my guiltiest pleasure, I can't wait to read more! ^_-

A New Beginning by Platy    (Reviews - 70)

Ginny is starting her sixth year at Hogwarts. Tired of dealing with her brother obsessing over Hermione, Harry ignoring her, and life being boring, she isn't looking forward to returning. Meeting new people, and participating in the new Intramural Quidditch League, gives her the opportunity to have some fun!
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 10 | Word count: 46620 | Read count: 12725 | Published: Nov 15, 2004 | Updated: Apr 19, 2006
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Reviewer: slythindorqueen Signed
Date: Jan 07, 2008 Title: Chapter 10: Awkward Moments

i hope there is more coming...this story is captivating! can't wait for more!

The Lush Life by Vesanmyn    (Reviews - 657)

A Vesica/Mynuet Collaboration. If Ginny had even the slightest inkling of what the day would bring, she probably would have called in sick. A disastrous press conference proved to be no match for the spin doctoring talents of Lush's chief and Ginny finds herself catapulted from being a lowly intern to the very eye of the storm, living a double life as a careerwitch and glamorous front woman for a racy new line. Throw in a few A-list events, a few dozen crises, an endless promotional tour with her new co-worker and the last person she wanted to spend time with, and a mystery waiting back home that neither of them may be able to solve….Every day's an adventure when you're living the Lush Life!
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Drama, Mystery, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 13 | Word count: 27031 | Read count: 82297 | Published: Jan 05, 2005 | Updated: Apr 28, 2007
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Reviewer: slythindorqueen Signed
Date: Sep 02, 2006 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter Seven – The Photo that Shook the World

that is so rich, i can't wait to see what develops of this... having been witness and participant to what happens when sleep deprived i have no small amount of sympathy with ginny. I Can't Wait for the ext chapter!

Author's Response: Ves says: I promise, we do let the poor girl sleep eventually. And..you have two more chapters available dearie…not sure if the site was twitchy or what. Myn says: In fact, she sleeps in those chapters, doesn\'t she? Ves says: Well, not ALL the way through them…*wink*

Reviewer: slythindorqueen Signed
Date: Feb 24, 2007 Title: Chapter 12: Chapter Twelve - Lifestyles of the Newly Promoted

fabulous addition to an excellent story, and while i eagerly await an update, we know the demands of the so called lives we lead...but hopefully it will be soon enough that i don't go crazy...^_-

Author's Response: Ves and Myn Say: Glad you are enjoying and thanks for taking the time to review!

Reviewer: slythindorqueen Signed
Date: Apr 28, 2007 Title: Chapter 13: Chapter Thirteen – The Official Dessert of Super Secret Meetings

hahaha... excellent. I can't wait for more, but i'm afraid i'll have to be patient... eagerly awaiting the next installment... ^_-

Author's Response: Ves and Myn say: Thanks and thrilled you are enjoying this!

Reviewer: slythindorqueen Signed
Date: Apr 22, 2011 Title: Chapter 13: Chapter Thirteen – The Official Dessert of Super Secret Meetings

please come back to this story! lol i can't bear not knowing what happens, all those horrible possibilities floating in my head is distracting!

Once Upon A Fairy Tale by Karen Noelle    (Reviews - 9)

It was the single, most anticipated new product from the Weasley Wizarding Wheezes. It promised to revolutionise the toys industry in the Wizarding World. What they did not expect was, it might revolutionise long-standing family rivalry too.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance, Humor, Action
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 2 | Word count: 7669 | Read count: 5601 | Published: Jan 31, 2005 | Updated: Jan 31, 2005
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Reviewer: slythindorqueen Signed
Date: Sep 17, 2006 Title: Chapter 2: The Weasleys' Wizarding Wheezes

this is such a great idea...i can't wait to see what happens next, oh the fun you can have when locked in a fairytale...^_-

Along Came A Wizard by fallenwitch    (Reviews - 642)

A bet, a wanted witch, and a magical contract land Draco in a most unexpected situation. Can his Slytherin soul survive intact or will he succumb to one redheaded witch in bondage? Snarky humor, romance, and a pinch of angst. “I don’t want it. I didn’t order it. Now leave me the fuck alone.” He slammed the door closed. Only it didn’t close due to the enormous boot wedged into its threshold. One loud grunt later and it flung back open, almost hitting him in the face. Draco reflexively leaned back, and that’s when she was thrust into his unsuspecting arms.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Angst, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 18 | Word count: 46917 | Read count: 43914 | Published: Nov 29, 2005 | Updated: Jan 18, 2007
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Reviewer: slythindorqueen Signed
Date: Sep 02, 2006 Title: Chapter 15: Crazy

this story is intoxicating and addictive...i can't wait for the next installment... the carefuly crafted twists keep me in terrifyingly satisfying anticipation. hope to see an update soon...

Author's Response: Wow. What a review. Thanks, slythindorqueen! \"intoxicating\" and \"addictive\" are two of my favourite words. Working on that update now. -fallenwitch

The Dangers of Mistletoe by CCC    (Reviews - 846)

Ginny is ready to kill whoever put magical mistletoe all over the castle. Draco finds the situation rather amusing.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 24 | Word count: 57029 | Read count: 263260 | Published: Oct 23, 2006 | Updated: Feb 28, 2007
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Reviewer: slythindorqueen Signed
Date: Oct 24, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

this is such a cute beginning to what seems like a very satisfying story. can't wait to read the next installment

Author's Response: Thank you. I was daydreaming about Christmas, and this story popped into my head.

Marrying Pansy Parkinson by Persephone33    (Reviews - 169)

In order for Draco to regain control of his assets after the war, he is required to marry. For Draco, this can mean only one witch - Pansy Parkinson. Who, you may ask is the Ministry liason for both Malfoy and Parkinson? Ginny Weasley.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Blaise Zabini (boy), Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Pansy Parkinson, Ron Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Future AU
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 6 | Word count: 10553 | Read count: 29762 | Published: Sep 05, 2007 | Updated: Sep 06, 2009
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Reviewer: slythindorqueen Signed
Date: Oct 04, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4

Wow... this chapter was really enlightening. I love the direction you're taking this!

Demented Cherubs by CCC    (Reviews - 455)

Valentine's Day brings a surprise, but not the one Ginny was hoping for.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley
Compliant with: GoF and below
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 15 | Word count: 34511 | Read count: 63697 | Published: Sep 12, 2007 | Updated: Jul 04, 2010
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Reviewer: slythindorqueen Signed
Date: Aug 04, 2008 Title: Chapter 9: Chapter 9

hahah an interesting development, can't wait for the next installment

The Art of the Insult by Ada Achlys    (Reviews - 33)

Can the love of snarkiness bring two people together?
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 4676 | Read count: 4222 | Published: Jul 22, 2010 | Updated: Jul 22, 2010
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Reviewer: slythindorqueen Signed
Date: Jul 25, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

hahahah sweet and snarky...what more could a girl want...that whole business cards thing has merit...who wouldn't love intentions and references all on one useful little card