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Quaffles and Quarrels by sheriden    (Reviews - 173)

After her shoulder shatters in a painful collision with two Bludgers, star Chaser Ginny Weasley finds herself as a Reserve player on a Quidditch team in crisis. If that wasn’t bad enough, Draco Malfoy invades her flat, Oliver Wood gets on her nerves, and Harry and Hermione are out to get the axe-murderer who’s out to get her. Could her life get any worse? Apparently, it could.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: HBP and below
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Action, Drama, Humor, Mystery, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 10 | Word count: 46226 | Read count: 56166 | Published: Jul 02, 2007 | Updated: Sep 02, 2008
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Date: Jul 04, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Don't Look Under the Couch

Well I have to say I wasn't too thrilled with H/Hr in this.It's my least favorite ship of them all.But other than that it was funny.I liked Wood and hyper out of her mind Hermione.

Author's Response: Other than D/G, it\'s hard to choose a ship that everyone here will like... But the good news is, there will be MUCH more focus on the Trio\'s friendship than the H/Hr part, so don\'t worry!

Cherry Tulips by Cheeseandgreen    (Reviews - 74)

It's an old age tradition - bestowed upon those who deserve. Ginny's experiencing an unwanted boyfriend, Hermione is completely shocked at the morals of the world, and a new tradition sends an entire school into a chaos that no one can handle.

Will things fall into place? Or will they tragically end with cirumstances unbelievable to those around them?

Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Blaise Zabini (boy), Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Hermione Granger, Other Characters, Pansy Parkinson, Ron Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Action, Angst, Drama, Mystery, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 4 | Word count: 13365 | Read count: 8017 | Published: Jul 05, 2007 | Updated: Mar 14, 2009
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Date: Jul 05, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: The Desire

Uh oh this is going to be good.In the next chapter...how do they say it...the sh*t is going to hit the fan lol

Libera Me by Mynuet    (Reviews - 23)

The only person who believed her was the last person she'd believe - but things have changed, and the enemy of her new enemy is now her friend.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: HBP and below
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Drama, Humor, Mystery, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 7734 | Read count: 6565 | Published: Aug 04, 2007 | Updated: Aug 04, 2007
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Date: Aug 04, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Ego te absolvo

Ha I love it! And yes I can just see Hermione and Harry doing something like this just because they think it's for the 'better good'.I'd like to see more of this.Like Ginny seeing Harry and Hermione in jail LOL

An Unhealthy Infatuation with Snarky Men by CCC    (Reviews - 343)

Ginny finds that she is only attracted to men she can argue with.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Hermione Granger, Other Characters, Ron Weasley
Compliant with: HBP and below
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 13 | Word count: 21524 | Read count: 72069 | Published: Aug 18, 2007 | Updated: Feb 02, 2010
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Reviewer: killjoy Signed
Date: Sep 01, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3

Great story.One of the things I love most in HP fanfiction is the Blaise/Draco friendship.I get a kick out of this in any story I read.I love those two as best friends LOL

Reviewer: killjoy Signed
Date: Sep 09, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4

I'm really liking this.But what made me laugh my ass off was when Blaise said this.

“I was supposed to have lunch with Pansy today, and I can’t find her anywhere. Did she take the day off to support the economy again?”

LMAO...LOL..women and their shopping LOL

Reviewer: killjoy Signed
Date: Sep 22, 2007 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5

I still like this.I liked the bit with Pansy and Greg.It showed that they're human without the normal just 'all Slytherins are evil' crap that a lot of people put in fiction.I like that you showed they have a soft side they all hide.Keep up the good work

Reviewer: killjoy Signed
Date: Feb 25, 2008 Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 10

“There is no way to come back from that question unless you’re willing to lie your arse off,” Blaise commiserated.

Oh my god LOL...man I can't help but to love Blaise some times.And the fact Pansy smacked him and Draco at the same time had me LOL again.

The Witches' Wager by Yazethet    (Reviews - 77)

Five witches agree to an unusual wager: to be the last in their group to marry. 
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Hermione Granger, Luna Lovegood, Other Characters, Pansy Parkinson
Compliant with: OotP and below
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 2 | Word count: 3897 | Read count: 4825 | Published: Aug 26, 2007 | Updated: Sep 07, 2007
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Date: Sep 07, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Three Weddings

Ok now I really want to know who's going to snag Pansy lol.Since we know it's not Draco...nor Blaise or Ron...that leaves me with an idea.Can't wait to see if I'm right.Great story

Stay by ReverseBeauty    (Reviews - 25)

It only took a week.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Blaise Zabini (boy), Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Luna Lovegood, Other Characters, Pansy Parkinson, Ron Weasley
Compliant with: Fully compliant
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Angst, Drama, Romance, Smut
Warnings: Blood, Graphic Violence
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 13 | Word count: 15400 | Read count: 58158 | Published: Oct 26, 2007 | Updated: Nov 28, 2007
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Reviewer: killjoy Signed
Date: Nov 10, 2007 Title: Chapter 6: Wild Hope

I'm liking Pansy in this story..a lot.She's still her b*tchy self but still showing a soft side to Ron.

Potion Pals by draconis major    (Reviews - 22)

Our favorite enemies are made partners for a Potions project. Ginny doesn't know how she could be so unlucky. Draco isn't complaining.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 2 | Word count: 3156 | Read count: 2374 | Published: Nov 18, 2007 | Updated: Dec 11, 2007
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Reviewer: killjoy Signed
Date: Nov 20, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Trained Monkey

Very nice start.Plus I like it when Seamus is is in a story,like Blaise,he just makes the story so much brighter and more funny. LOL

Goes Without Saying by ReverseBeauty    (Reviews - 84)

When Ginny returns home after months of work she sees that many things are different and, unable to cope, she flees from the Burrow. What she doesn't know is that things in her own life are about to take an interesting turn when she runs into Draco Malfoy.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Arthur Weasley, Blaise Zabini (boy), Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Luna Lovegood, Molly Weasley, Neville Longbottom, Other Characters, Ron Weasley
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Angst, Drama, Mystery, Romance
Warnings: Blood, Character Death, Graphic Violence
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 21 | Word count: 25568 | Read count: 98921 | Published: Dec 04, 2007 | Updated: Feb 07, 2008
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Reviewer: killjoy Signed
Date: Dec 09, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: Dreaming With A Broken Heart

Boy the Weasleys not to mention Hermione are complete asses in this story.Bill and Hermione are the worst of the bunch.I hope you let Ginny and Draco knock them down a peg or two.Other than Ginny only Charlie seems to be the one with any class or brains.

The Twelve Days of Christmas by goddess_of_ether    (Reviews - 49)

On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, nine ladies dancing . . .

"Dance with me, Weasley."

"Fine. But only to keep you safe from Mrs. Delacour."
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: HBP and below
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1466 | Read count: 2633 | Published: Dec 16, 2007 | Updated: Dec 17, 2007
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Reviewer: killjoy Signed
Date: Dec 18, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: On the first day of Christmas . . .

Too funny lol.The part I loved the best was how Draco kept saying chickens and poor Ginny kept yelling back Geese lol.That and Draco's joke about the R/Hr sexual tension lol

Author's Response: YES! I love the Geese part too, and it\'s totally like Draco to snark about Ron and Hermione while they\'re being oblivious, hehe. Thanks for the review!

Interlude by Mourning Broken Angel    (Reviews - 145)

*Final chapter added* Parenting can be overwhelming, even for wizards. Especially when there are teenagers involved. Draco and Ginny, summoned to Hogwarts for a conference with their children's Head of House, share an interlude neither can forget.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: D/G Offspring, Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Neville Longbottom, Other Characters
Compliant with: Fully compliant
Era: Next Generation
Genres: Angst, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: The Interlude Arc
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Chapters: 2 | Word count: 6828 | Read count: 16738 | Published: Dec 20, 2007 | Updated: Dec 31, 2007
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Reviewer: killjoy Signed
Date: Jan 03, 2008 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2

Great story..mind you I'm more of a Scorpius/Rose Weasley fan...but still a great story

Mother Christmas by Pipperstorms    (Reviews - 14)

All Ginny wants for Christmas is for the children of the Children’s War Memorial Orphanage to be happy. But in order for this to happen, Father Christmas will need to appear as promised. Too bad everyone has found something better to do.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Blaise Zabini (boy), Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Luna Lovegood, Neville Longbottom, Pansy Parkinson
Compliant with: HBP and below
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 2380 | Read count: 3701 | Published: Jan 03, 2008 | Updated: Jan 04, 2008
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Date: Jan 04, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Think of the Children

Ohh man I LOVE any story that has Draco and Blaise as best friends.The way those two can go at and insult one another always makes me laugh.And also seeing how I love Neville/Pansy why this was a great story all around LOL

Author's Response: The two of them amuse me so :-) Thank you for the review!

Fulfilling a Fantasy by CCC    (Reviews - 409)

When Harry leaves Ginny for Hermione, Draco decides it's time to fulfill an old fantasy. Twenty five is a little old to experience her first one night stand, but Ginny thinks she can handle it.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Pansy Parkinson, Ron Weasley
Compliant with: GoF and below
Era: Future AU
Genres: Angst, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 10 | Word count: 25653 | Read count: 56053 | Published: Jan 13, 2008 | Updated: Sep 27, 2009
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Reviewer: killjoy Signed
Date: Jan 14, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Yes I know this a D/G site but I have to agree with the others in saying that the Ron/Pansy(a ship I LOVE) parts were the best/funniest.I hope too god you let Hermione find out about Ron and Pansy....ohh and what Ron did to her oh so important books LOL

Reviewer: killjoy Signed
Date: Feb 09, 2008 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3

LOL I am sorry but I have always loved Blaise LOL.Other than Pansy he is the only person who can talk to Draco like that.Oh by the way great Ron/Pansy part.I know it's yet to come but I can't wait to see the reaction from Harry and Hermione when they find out about this LOL

Reviewer: killjoy Signed
Date: Mar 04, 2008 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4

I loved that.I could just see Pansy jumping up and down clapping with glee.But I do agree with her,Ron should haven't been nice to her about her books.I hope she can't save a one of them.Plus Blaise is without a doubt my most fav character in fanfiction.The wipping off the sarcasm from his chin line had me rolling with laughter.

Reviewer: killjoy Signed
Date: Apr 15, 2008 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5

I will always always love Blaise LOL.He always cracks me up LOL Great update.Can't wait until the next chapter to see what's up with Ron/Pansy

Reviewer: killjoy Signed
Date: Aug 12, 2008 Title: Chapter 9: Chapter 9

You know I was just wondering about this story.I was hoping you hadn't forgot us.Great update

Malfoy's 11 by SMichaelM    (Reviews - 31)

The plan is set. The rules are clear. If all goes right for Draco Malfoy's grifters, the payoff is 150 million galleons. Divide by 11. You do the math. There is only one problem... Ginny doesn't divide 11 ways.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy
Compliant with: OotP and below
Era: Future AU
Genres: Action
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 2 | Word count: 2498 | Read count: 5700 | Published: Jan 20, 2008 | Updated: Mar 22, 2008
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Reviewer: killjoy Signed
Date: Jan 22, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Setting the Scene

Ok great start.But I want to know why do Fred and George like Draco better and are willing to steal from Harry lol.

Author's Response: I\'ll explain it later. Stay tuned!

Reviewer: killjoy Signed
Date: Mar 22, 2008 Title: Chapter 2: Preparing the Plan

Good story but I want to know whey the Twins and Neville are helping LOL

Author's Response: As Draco said in the first chapter, the twins like him better than Harry. It\'ll become more clear in the next and probably last chapter.

Every Little Thing to Me by ginnygie    (Reviews - 8)

Draco and Ginny's Valentine woes, wooing and wedding.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 3576 | Read count: 3446 | Published: Feb 14, 2008 | Updated: Feb 14, 2008
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Reviewer: killjoy Signed
Date: Feb 17, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Moment of Truth

It was good.The only fault I had with it was you made it H/Hr my least favorite couple of all.

The Consequences of Boredom by greeneyes0419    (Reviews - 269)

Draco finds himself spending obscene amounts of time with Ginny Weasley, thanks to Blaise and his love for drama and hatred of boredom.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 11 | Word count: 23457 | Read count: 32506 | Published: Mar 26, 2008 | Updated: Jul 22, 2008
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Reviewer: killjoy Signed
Date: Mar 26, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I have to say I love the Blaise/Draco friendship LOL The way he picks at Draco always makes me laugh.This is great keep it up.

Author's Response: Thank you. :) I figured it was time for Draco to get picked on for a change.

Torn Between Ice and Emeralds by CrystalM    (Reviews - 93)

COMPLETED! -- A broken-hearted Ginny Weasley lets go of Harry Potter to let him fight the good fight and starts her sixth year at Hogwarts. Draco Malfoy follows Snape back to Death Eater headquarters after Dumbledore's death to even more danger than he had just left, realising too late that he has made his greatest mistake yet. Is anyone likely to forgive him? Finding himself a refugee within the walls he had conspired against, he witnesses a scene that alters his perception of a concept he had previously found to be a waste of time: Love. This change allows him to grow away from the model Death Eater his father had been sculpting him into in an effort to find out what he really believes in with the help of his new friendship found in the youngest Weasley. Meanwhile, Ginny struggles with her harboured feelings for the man destined to save the Wizarding world, unknowingly losing her affections with every passing day to his childhood enemy. Please leave me a review!
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Narcissa Malfoy, Neville Longbottom, Pansy Parkinson, Ron Weasley, Severus Snape
Compliant with: HBP and below
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: Blood, Character Death
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 20 | Word count: 54733 | Read count: 95995 | Published: May 18, 2008 | Updated: Sep 26, 2008
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Reviewer: killjoy Signed
Date: Jul 09, 2008 Title: Chapter 13: Who's the Fairest One Of All?

That was great.They're happy,she told him she loves him and everything is going just great.And that could only mean one thing now....three people are soon to return home to throw a fit LOL

Author's Response: Something definitely has to be done to ruin all this fluffiness, right? Thank you for reading!

Where I Stand by Adelagia    (Reviews - 431)

Hired by the Malfoys to manage their public relations after a bout of bad press, Ginny discovers that some relationships just aren't meant to stay strictly professional.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Blaise Zabini (boy), Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Luna Lovegood, Narcissa Malfoy
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 13 | Word count: 33728 | Read count: 92743 | Published: Jun 28, 2008 | Updated: Jul 20, 2008
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Reviewer: killjoy Signed
Date: Jun 29, 2008 Title: Chapter 3: Cuckoo

Hahaha the thing that cracked me up the most about this chapter was the way Seamus yelled for Dean and the way he yelled back "What?!" LOL Great chapter

Author's Response: Hee, thank you. Those two are great fun together. :)