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I've been reading fanfiction for about two years, ever since my sister read me a section of a d/g fic a friend had recomended. I still haven't found that exact piece, although i have kept an eye out, but i've totally fallen in love w/ fanfiction, d/g in particular. i've been pretty passive, at first not even leaving reviews. i now do leave reviews, and i'm hoping to work up to writing something small eventually.
Reviews by jarofseashells97

The Sneaky Slytherin and the Redhead's Revenge by Yazethet    (Reviews - 370)

*COMPLETE* Blackmail, intrigue, lust and yes, snogging. He thought he detested her, she knows she loathes him. Can Draco win Ginny over before she tries to completely humiliate him in front of the entire school?
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Blaise Zabini (boy), Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Other Characters, Ron Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: Slash
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 29 | Word count: 82766 | Read count: 214785 | Published: May 10, 2004 | Updated: Apr 17, 2007
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Date: Apr 12, 2007 Title: Chapter 27: Draco's Bad Day

Not palatable, huh? Such a draco thing to say.

Reviewer: jarofseashells97 Signed
Date: Apr 12, 2007 Title: Chapter 27: Draco's Bad Day

Not palatable, huh? Such a draco thing to say.

My Life As I Don't Know It by enoimreh    (Reviews - 50)

One day, Ginny wakes up to find herself married to Draco Malfoy and the mother of a 16 year old boy. If you knew who you were going to marry and how your life was going to turn out, what would you do?

Not written in first person.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Arthur Weasley, Blaise Zabini (boy), D/G Offspring, Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Molly Weasley, Other Characters
Compliant with: None
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Drama, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 5 | Word count: 38156 | Read count: 6879 | Published: Sep 12, 2004 | Updated: Apr 02, 2007
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Reviewer: jarofseashells97 Signed
Date: Oct 06, 2006 Title: Chapter 4: Just Another Day At the Office

i read the first couple of chapters of this a long time ago, and really loved it, but forgot about it when i realized you didn't update regularly. I randomly found it again and now i remember why i was so disapointed when i realized your didn't update! this is a really great idea, and you've develeoped it into a really great story. please finish it!

The Result of a Drinking Binge by MrsDanielRadcliffe    (Reviews - 270)

Ginny Weasley wakes to find she's in quite a bit of trouble with possible lifelong consequences. *COMPLETE*
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Angst, Drama, Humor, Romance, Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 19 | Word count: 49503 | Read count: 58634 | Published: Jul 11, 2005 | Updated: Sep 03, 2006
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Reviewer: jarofseashells97 Signed
Date: Aug 21, 2006 Title: Chapter 17: Better

ohhhh! goody! can it be a girl this time?

Author's Response: Well, okay, just for you though. Lol! Keep in mind the stoyr has been totally written for over a year now.

What Romance Really Is by Hearts Cadence    (Reviews - 59)

Ginny learns just what romance really is from the most unlikely of sources - Draco Malfoy.  [oneshot]
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter
Compliant with: None
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 3344 | Read count: 6064 | Published: Jan 08, 2006 | Updated: Jan 08, 2006
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Reviewer: jarofseashells97 Signed
Date: Feb 18, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

i've loved all of your one-shots, but this is the one i desperately wish you would expand. if you ever feel like granting the desires of one of you devotees...

Crossing into Chaos by Emeral_eyes    (Reviews - 512)

*Completely AU* In a world where Voldemort was never defeated, only a few things matter: pureblood, money and power. All that Ginny Weasley wanted was to survive her 7 years at Hogwarts, a school where the children of the richest and most powerful wizards dominate over others. Denying her natural instincts, she managed to make it into her 6th year without offending any of the cruel and powerful Slytherins - especially that horrible Draco Malfoy. Until one day, she crosses a line, and her peaceful existence is shattered forever. A story filled with adolescent drama, clash of the classes, angst, jealousy, ridiculous pride and love triangles (and squares).
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Blood
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 20 | Word count: 208337 | Read count: 314812 | Published: Apr 28, 2006 | Updated: Nov 18, 2012
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Reviewer: jarofseashells97 Signed
Date: Apr 10, 2007 Title: Chapter 12: The Unexpected Knight

i've seen this story in the most recent list several times, but never read it, thinking it didn't sound like my cup of tea. i was pleasantly suprised to realize i was wrong. the first couple chapters were a little hard to get thru, but as i got further in, you created characters that i couldn't help but admire, even when they were acting in ways that i would never expect, or condone in real life. I'm one of those people who can't enjoy a fic unless i feel connected the characters, even if it's in a supericial way, and fiding characters that are nothing like me, yet whom i get really involved in, was a new experience. can't wait for your next update.

Author's Response: I\'m glad you gave the fic a chance and are enjoying it. And in terms of the characters - they aren\'t very realistic, in terms of their situation in life and the way that has shaped how they act, but I hope that there is something real about them despite that fact, and that there is something that others can related to. At the very least, the emotions they feel and the things they say and the actions they take hopefully fit the situation I\'ve put them in. Thanks for reading, and I hope to update soon.

Hesperides' Apple by ogygiasylph    (Reviews - 871)

When Ginny Weasley becomes Draco Malfoy's wife, he suspects neither her true identity nor her dangerous motives. But when all Hell breaks lose and their relationship takes unexpected turns, there is more at stake than preserving their marriage--namely, preserving their lives.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Blaise Zabini (boy), Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Hermione Granger, Narcissa Malfoy, Neville Longbottom, Other Characters
Compliant with: None
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Drama, Mystery, Romance
Warnings: Blood, Character Death, Graphic Violence
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 33 | Word count: 166850 | Read count: 239464 | Published: Jun 29, 2006 | Updated: Sep 17, 2009
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Reviewer: jarofseashells97 Signed
Date: Aug 21, 2006 Title: Chapter 13: 12. Treading on dangerous ground

oh, they're getting along so well! i'm really dreading the moment of truth.

Author's Response: I\'m delighted you are dreading that moment... (me too, as a matter of fact... no idea how it\'s going to happen) Thanks for reviewing :)

Reviewer: jarofseashells97 Signed
Date: Oct 15, 2006 Title: Chapter 19: 18. Truth be told

o god! don't let draco do anything too stupid! update soon!

Author's Response: Well, Draco CAN be stupid when he\'s angry...at least where Ginny is concerned. I\'m afraid I won\'t be able to update soon :/ But thanks for the encouragement!

Not Quite Fate by Hearts Cadence    (Reviews - 933)

*COMPLETE* Destiny knew better than to bring these two together. One man, determined to draw back an errant Malfoy, is not so wise, and Ginny soon finds herself caught up in events that are not quite Fate.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Narcissa Malfoy, Other Characters, Pansy Parkinson, Ron Weasley, Severus Snape
Compliant with: None
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Action, Drama, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 37 | Word count: 222518 | Read count: 386999 | Published: Jul 13, 2006 | Updated: Aug 04, 2007
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Date: Feb 17, 2007 Title: Chapter 18: Naomi

i think the background on pierce is great. the mystery around him was starting to drive me nuts

Reconcilable Differences by cocoachristy    (Reviews - 183)

Six single people are coerced into filling out a form that searches for one's perfect mate. What if the outcome isn't to their liking... at first? This is my take on LOTM's YLC Challenge over at WIKTT.

*Couples include Draco/Ginny, Severus/Hermione, Greg/Luna*


**Runner up for round six of the Endurance catagory on the Multifaceted FanFiction Awards** http://multifaceted.creative-musings.com/winners06.htm
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 16 | Word count: 74217 | Read count: 39783 | Published: Jul 16, 2006 | Updated: Nov 11, 2006
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Reviewer: jarofseashells97 Signed
Date: Aug 21, 2006 Title: Chapter 9: Chapter 9 Destiny Begins

yay for greg and luna! i can totally see draco and ginny doing the bridesmaid-best man hookup...

Author's Response: Thanks jarofseashells97! More on the way soon!

Frozen by Lunaeyes    (Reviews - 181)

*Completed* Draco spent his childhood being frozen out by everyone. By his father, by his mother, by everyone in his life. So now he freezes everyone else. It's cold, but it's safe.

A girl with flaming hair and a fiery soul can save him, but only if he'll let her.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: HBP and below
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 16 | Word count: 34619 | Read count: 92336 | Published: Jul 24, 2006 | Updated: Sep 29, 2007
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Reviewer: jarofseashells97 Signed
Date: Nov 12, 2006 Title: Chapter 10: Burning Green

argh!!! update soon you sadist! and the sweater thing is beyond cute, although i'm not sure why it occured to her to look inside the sleeve...

Author's Response: Wow. I\'ve never been called a sadist before. Magic, my friend, Ginny had a magical influence to look inside the sleeve. Lunaeyes

It's Never That Simple by enoimreh    (Reviews - 88)

Five years ago, Ginny and Draco had a secret relationship at Hogwarts. Now, Ginny is engaged to an American Muggle. What will happen when Draco shows up at the engagement party?
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Other Characters
Compliant with: None
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Drama, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 5 | Word count: 21071 | Read count: 7632 | Published: Oct 05, 2006 | Updated: Nov 15, 2006
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Reviewer: jarofseashells97 Signed
Date: Oct 15, 2006 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2

wow, that was fast! and poor draco! this is going it=n a completely different direction than i imagined, but in a good way. i kinda thought your first chapter would have made a great one-shot, but continuing in the same direction would have made for a pointlessly drawn out story. i applaud your decision to shift gears, even if it was a little abrupt.

Some Things Are Better Left Unsaid by CCC    (Reviews - 163)

Draco suspects Ginny of having an affair.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 8 | Word count: 13694 | Read count: 17340 | Published: Oct 08, 2006 | Updated: Mar 04, 2008
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Reviewer: jarofseashells97 Signed
Date: Oct 13, 2006 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2

draco is such an idiot! ginny better make him work for forgivness! can't wait for the next chappie!

Author's Response: Thank you. I will get writing asap.

Red by goddess_of_ether    (Reviews - 128)

When Ginny Weasley made her fashion empire, she and Draco Malfoy broke up under less-than-favorable conditions (a flying cup of hot tea was involved). Now, he's worming his way back into her life and her business, and he's determined to win her heart. Ginny, however, is not risking it again after he broke it once before . . . But when Narcissa Malfoy gets personally involved and decides that a close working relationship for a charity benefit is the best way to get them back together, sparks fly, not all of them potentially lethal.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 5 | Word count: 9348 | Read count: 4988 | Published: Oct 09, 2006 | Updated: Jan 22, 2007
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Reviewer: jarofseashells97 Signed
Date: Oct 13, 2006 Title: Chapter 2: A Visit to MM Enterprises

o my god! write the next chappie fast!

Author's Response: I\'m trying, I\'m trying! Thanks for the review!

The Wrong Mix by Serenitey    (Reviews - 35)

Draco makes a mistake that he will regret for the rest of his life.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 310 | Read count: 2741 | Published: Oct 11, 2006 | Updated: Oct 12, 2006
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Reviewer: jarofseashells97 Signed
Date: Oct 13, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

what? the last sentance makes no sense at all. write more and clarify!

Author's Response: i assure you it all makes sense. Ginny is pregnant and upset with Draco for buying the wrong flavour of ice cream hence the last sentence being about never making that mistake again. i think the confusion may be coming from me taking the fight out of context. i, as CCC said, wrote it to make you think that Draco had slept with someone named Stacey and then revealed that no it was all about ice cream. go back and read it again and you should see that it makes sense.

The Dangers of Mistletoe by CCC    (Reviews - 846)

Ginny is ready to kill whoever put magical mistletoe all over the castle. Draco finds the situation rather amusing.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 24 | Word count: 57029 | Read count: 263251 | Published: Oct 23, 2006 | Updated: Feb 28, 2007
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Reviewer: jarofseashells97 Signed
Date: Feb 25, 2007 Title: Chapter 23: Chapter 23

sequel!

Author's Response: Coming right up. : )

Draco Malfoy and the Significant Rampaging Hedge by nun outfits are cool    (Reviews - 87)

Draco Malfoy is asked by The Dark Lord to complete a task that has been annoying him for a while...






He gets on with it like the crafty Slytherin we know and love, but is distracted by a certain red-haired Gryffindor...











Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 3 | Word count: 2510 | Read count: 7149 | Published: Nov 05, 2006 | Updated: Dec 11, 2006
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Reviewer: jarofseashells97 Signed
Date: Nov 12, 2006 Title: Chapter 2: The Piano

oooh i can't wait for the branching out to start!

Author's Response: Yes, there will be some more assasinations.... ;)

Here's To You by sweetpea    (Reviews - 18)

When one life ends, another begins.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Angst
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 3149 | Read count: 2559 | Published: Dec 08, 2006 | Updated: Dec 08, 2006
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Reviewer: jarofseashells97 Signed
Date: Dec 10, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Here's To You

ohhh...that's so good. this is one of those stories you can read again and again, and not get sick of it. please keep writing, this is amazing!

Author's Response: hehe, thank you!!!

Happy New Year Indeed by Hearts Cadence    (Reviews - 67)

Ginny accepts a bet to kiss Draco at midnight, but she never anticipated what happens after.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Other Characters
Compliant with: None
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 3820 | Read count: 7250 | Published: Jan 02, 2007 | Updated: Jan 02, 2007
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Reviewer: jarofseashells97 Signed
Date: Jan 03, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

i think it's cute. definitly not your usual thing, but nice

Secrets of Slytherin Royalty by Sunfire    (Reviews - 110)

Draco and Pansy are the perfect dungeon duo, but a secret from their past will change everything for them, and for any Gryffindors that get caught in the middle of it.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Narcissa Malfoy, Pansy Parkinson
Compliant with: OotP and below
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Drama, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 11 | Word count: 20010 | Read count: 61946 | Published: Feb 15, 2007 | Updated: Mar 13, 2007
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Reviewer: jarofseashells97 Signed
Date: Feb 18, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 1

ooooh! the plot thickens! i like this idea, and i see how it could get annoying and cheesy, but also how it could turn out really engaging. i hope you keep going, it's good so far.

One Vital Ingredient by cocoachristy    (Reviews - 286)

A foul curse cast on Hermione and Ginny leaves them forced to search out one vital ingredient from their soul mates. Will Draco and Severus help them in their time of need? This is my response to a Potter Place Winter Prompt Challenge.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Hermione Granger, Other Characters
Compliant with: None
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 13 | Word count: 76996 | Read count: 54295 | Published: Feb 21, 2007 | Updated: Jun 13, 2007
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Reviewer: jarofseashells97 Signed
Date: Feb 25, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: What's Love Got To Do With It?

this isa really great start! i can't wait for the rest!

Author's Response: Thanks! I am glad you liked it!

Impulse by Mynuet    (Reviews - 37)

Draco acts impulsively.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Future AU, Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 2038 | Read count: 6286 | Published: May 09, 2007 | Updated: May 09, 2007
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Reviewer: jarofseashells97 Signed
Date: May 09, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: A Return

oh, please, do write more!

The Proper Usage of a Storage Shed by Mourning Broken Angel    (Reviews - 105)

You know how girlfriends are- they manoeuvre you into doing the stupidest things. That's how I ended up sleeping with Draco Malfoy. Sure, you could say that the actual sleeping part was my fault, but they led me down the path, damn it.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: Blaise Zabini (boy), Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Luna Lovegood
Compliant with: GoF and below
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance, Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 4 | Word count: 8316 | Read count: 36923 | Published: May 16, 2007 | Updated: May 21, 2007
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Reviewer: jarofseashells97 Signed
Date: May 17, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

admittedly, i clicked on this for the smut, but it was nice to find a bit of humor too.

Author's Response: Smut does seem to be everyone\'s reason for reading this, doesn\'t it? *grins* We\'re all oversexed, I guess.

Humor is pretty intrinsic in the way I think of D/G, so I\'m not at all surprised it leaked out here. Glad you enjoyed it!

Somnambulist by Eustacia Vye    (Reviews - 70)

Memory is a maze of secrets, and the key to unlocking them comes from an unlikely source.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Lucius Malfoy
Compliant with: None
Era: Future AU, Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Drama
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 5 | Word count: 20818 | Read count: 16880 | Published: Jun 18, 2007 | Updated: Jun 29, 2007
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Reviewer: jarofseashells97 Signed
Date: Jun 19, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Discovery

this sounds kinda awesome. i can't wait for the rest. i really like the way you convey ginny's odd combination of conciously having no idea what's going on,but having these moments of understanding, based on the memories she can't access.

Author's Response: Thank you. I wanted to show that even though she doesn\'t have any conscious memory, she still has her instincts, and they\'re definitely kicking into overtime. :)

The Dragon by VickyVicarious    (Reviews - 23)

Ginny wonders: why would anyone name their son dragon?
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: OotP and below
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 6702 | Read count: 3516 | Published: Nov 21, 2008 | Updated: Nov 22, 2008
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Reviewer: jarofseashells97 Signed
Date: Nov 23, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I really liked this! it has a slightly confused yet unexpectedly sweet feel to it that is just adorable.

Author's Response: Hmm, that's pretty much how I felt when writing it: slightly confused but surprisingly sweet. :) Glad you enjoyed.