Ginny Weasley is absolutely sure that Draco Malfoy is hatching a particularly evil plot as junior head of the Ministry Department of Culture, and that it definitely involves puppy-strangling, bribing officials, and consistently wearing trousers tailored very tight in back. Or at least it's a theory that makes sense when she's been surviving on two hours of sleep a night for far too long, and Draco keeps vetoing her sketches for the new marble statues at the Ministry fountain. But then Luna Lovegood gives her a potion with some very curious effects, and Ginny finds that she just may have to revise her opinions about those evil trousers...Category: Works in Progress
oh, good lord. I haven't laughed so much in ages - the bit about the Cedric Diggory vampire - absolutely Classic with a capital C! Looking forward to the next chapter. must try to sleep now, or my sleep deprivation will start to rival Ginny's and then who knows what I'll see!