Genres: Humor
When Harry leaves Ginny for Hermione, Draco decides it's time to fulfill an old fantasy. Twenty five is a little old to experience her first one night stand, but Ginny thinks she can handle it.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy,
Ginny Weasley,
Harry Potter,
Hermione Granger,
Pansy Parkinson,
Ron Weasley
Compliant with: GoF and belowEra: Future AUGenres: Angst,
Humor,
RomanceWarnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
Table of Contents
Chapters: 10 |
Word count: 25653 |
Read count: 56053 |
Published: Jan 13, 2008 |
Updated: Sep 27, 2009
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She and her beauty was a drug and he a junkie; never would she have expected him to be addicted to red silk and freckles, milky skin and loud, dirty laughs. Everyone knew drugs were so passé.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Humor,
RomanceWarnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents
Chapters: 1 |
Word count: 3625 |
Read count: 3626 |
Published: Jan 17, 2007 |
Updated: Jan 17, 2007
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Ginny and Draco must take a cross-country road trip in a Honda Civic in order to find Mad-Eye Moody and Harry Potter, who have been sucked through a wormhole into another dimension of time and space, a land of unimaginable bizarreness... Southern California. Much madness and satire of American pop culture ensues! Will Draco get a makeover that involves leather pants? Why are male wizards in Santa Monica wearing push-up bras? And what's with the drugged-out hippie elves? Read this fic and find out... ;)
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance,
HumorWarnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
Table of Contents
Chapters: 2 |
Word count: 7735 |
Read count: 982 |
Published: Oct 30, 2005 |
Updated: Oct 31, 2005
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Ginny is cursed by being ugly during the day and beautiful at night. Draco meets Echo, a girl who can't speak... only he doesn't know that in reality Echo is Ginny. No one knows about the curse and Ginny doesn't know the solution. Will Draco be able to break it or will she live cursed forever?
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy,
Ginny Weasley,
Harry Potter,
Hermione Granger,
Other Characters,
Ron Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Hogwarts-eraGenres: Drama,
Humor,
RomanceWarnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
Table of Contents
Chapters: 3 |
Word count: 9080 |
Read count: 924 |
Published: Jul 24, 2005 |
Updated: Sep 14, 2005
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Armed with her wand, dreams of becoming an Auror and a pair of Bill's old black leather motorcycle boots, Ginny Weasley felt prepared for anything her 5th year at Hogwarts could send her way: Quidditch Quaffles, Potions exams, and her brand-new relationship with Harry Potter. What she wasn't expecting was interference from a handful of Slytherins; not just the romantic interest of Draco Malfoy, but a mysterious pair of redheaded twins from France, as well. Add in Cho Chang, dragon pox, Weasleys' Wheezes, a new DADA teacher and Lucius Malfoy's evil plotting, and you've got an adventure that will rival Ginny's first rollercoaster year at Hogwarts. Starts off H/G but will absolutely be D/G. Includes R/Hr and Cho/Charlie as well.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Arthur Weasley,
Blaise Zabini (girl),
Draco Malfoy,
Ginny Weasley,
Harry Potter,
Hermione Granger,
Lucius Malfoy,
Narcissa Malfoy,
Other Characters,
Ron Weasley
Compliant with: GoF and belowEra: Past AUGenres: Action,
Angst,
Humor,
Mystery,
RomanceWarnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
Table of Contents
Chapters: 1 |
Word count: 4280 |
Read count: 162 |
Published: Feb 20, 2018 |
Updated: Feb 22, 2018
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Ginny Weasley's life has been turned upside-down, inside-out, and into total madness ... all because of an evil little 3 by 3 inch paper ... D/G, with a side order of Luna/Blaise.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Humor,
RomanceWarnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
Table of Contents
Chapters: 2 |
Word count: 2398 |
Read count: 7409 |
Published: Jan 07, 2006 |
Updated: Aug 25, 2007
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Ginny is having the worst day of her life... And then it gets better. An epilogue/followup to "The Plan", although I think it can stand alone.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance,
HumorWarnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents
Chapters: 1 |
Word count: 6380 |
Read count: 7746 |
Published: Jul 03, 2004 |
Updated: Jul 03, 2004
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Draco springs Ginny from women's prison, but will she ride in his aqua-blue Cadillac? And why is he using so much Miracle Whip? Watch out for that rat poison, not to mention the nine-inch heels... Utter crackfic (more or less) inspired by the longer video for Lady Gaga/Beyonce's *Telephone*.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy,
Ginny Weasley,
Harry Potter,
Hermione Granger,
Luna Lovegood
Compliant with: All but epilogueEra: Post-HogwartsGenres: Action,
Crossover,
Horror,
Humor,
RomanceWarnings: Character Death
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents
Chapters: 2 |
Word count: 2996 |
Read count: 1023 |
Published: Sep 04, 2011 |
Updated: Mar 31, 2015
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Ginny catches Harry with another woman. What will she do for revenge?
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Humor,
Romance,
SmutWarnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
Table of Contents
Chapters: 26 |
Word count: 73871 |
Read count: 86117 |
Published: Jun 15, 2006 |
Updated: Sep 14, 2009
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"Have you heard the rumours?" he demanded, folding his arms across his chest.
"I hear a lot of rumours, Malfoy," she said bluntly. "You're going to have to be a bit more specific than that."
"Fine. I want to know why it is that everyone seems to think you and I were kissing behind the changing rooms on Friday."
"Oh, that." She shrugged. "I don't know. I can't say I really care either."
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy,
Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: OotP and belowEra: Hogwarts-eraGenres: Humor,
RomanceWarnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents
Chapters: 1 |
Word count: 1017 |
Read count: 2821 |
Published: Sep 23, 2012 |
Updated: Sep 23, 2012
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Growing Pains is a collection of one-shots chronicling the adventures of Draco and Ginny as they deal with a household full of children ranging from cheeky teenagers to precious baby girls.
A sequel of sorts to Fifteen Years.
In this installment: In the kitchen of Agecroft Hall, things go awry on a warm early morning in July.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: D/G Offspring,
Draco Malfoy,
Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Post-HogwartsGenres: Angst,
Drama,
Humor,
RomanceWarnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
Table of Contents
Chapters: 3 |
Word count: 10298 |
Read count: 6387 |
Published: Jun 05, 2006 |
Updated: Jan 29, 2007
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"Weasley," he said in a voice dripping with mockery, "what have you done to your hair?"
Ginny groaned and released the red strands, raising her face just enough to glower at him. "What do you think, you idiot?"
"I don't know," he responded, and his lips curved into a smirk. "I can't profess to comprehend the minds of plebeians such as yourself; for all I know you might think that travesty you call a hairstyle is actually fashionable. I mean, you dated Potter. That says it all."
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy,
Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: HBP and belowEra: Hogwarts-eraGenres: Humor,
RomanceWarnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents
Chapters: 1 |
Word count: 1152 |
Read count: 2623 |
Published: Sep 23, 2012 |
Updated: Sep 23, 2012
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Written for a prompt by Sharlene once upon a time, this short story features, among other things, a tree-house, a new year celebration, and one-on-one naughty Quidditch.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance,
HumorWarnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents
Chapters: 1 |
Word count: 1018 |
Read count: 3929 |
Published: Oct 11, 2004 |
Updated: Oct 11, 2004
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It is three years after the war has ended; five years after Dumbledore's death. Harry is invited to a wedding where he sees all the people he has been studiously ignoring for all this time.
Just some D/G Harry bashing(ish)
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Humor,
RomanceWarnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
Table of Contents
Chapters: 3 |
Word count: 8387 |
Read count: 10247 |
Published: Oct 20, 2006 |
Updated: Jan 08, 2007
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