Genres: Humor
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The First Sign of Spring by Embellished    (Reviews - 30)

There was only one thing that could bring the students of Hogwarts together, across house lines, rich and poor, pureblood and Muggleborn alike... the Seventh Year Streak.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: OotP and below
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 2791 | Read count: 2219 | Published: Mar 27, 2005 | Updated: Mar 27, 2005
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The Five Fives by turkish    (Reviews - 17)

Every day was a new discovery.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1485 | Read count: 3210 | Published: Apr 16, 2008 | Updated: Apr 16, 2008
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The Foxmere Catastrophe or How I Fell in Love with an Insufferable Git by blair_witch    (Reviews - 7)

Foxmere has approximately 250 inhabitants, one pub and nothing magical whatsoever.

Simply put, it's plain boring and in the back of beyond, which made my best friends decide it was the perfect get-away for me to clear my head.

No one had expected that the quiet process of getting my life together would involve breaking bones, breaking hearts and breaking prejudice.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance, Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 2 | Word count: 7466 | Read count: 428 | Published: Apr 23, 2015 | Updated: Apr 24, 2015
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The Gala of Unbelievable Dates by Cheeseandgreen    (Reviews - 5)

Needing a third partner, Ginny and Katie enlist the help of Hermione for their Quidditch Trio Tryouts. Unfortunately, in order to be known in the Quidditch world, they have to be connected to the right people and funding. Oliver Wood assures them that this will be done, but at what cost?
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Blaise Zabini (boy), Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Hermione Granger, Other Characters, Ron Weasley
Compliant with: OotP and below
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance, Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 3409 | Read count: 517 | Published: Mar 13, 2009 | Updated: Mar 13, 2009
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The Giggling by Sareer Malfoy    (Reviews - 7)

Draco moves his head forward and touches his lips to Ginevra's. Their kiss only lasts a moment, but I can tell that their love will last forever. Because when two people look at each other like that, how can it not?
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Future AU
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 2499 | Read count: 1158 | Published: Dec 06, 2014 | Updated: Dec 07, 2014
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The Good Life by Princess_MJ    (Reviews - 15)

Secrets. Children. Lies. Dark Arts. Dark Marks. Love. Lives Lost. Nobody ever said that Ginny and Draco would have an easy relationship.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: D/G Offspring, Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Other Characters
Compliant with: HBP and below
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Character Death
Completed: No
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 3 | Word count: 5690 | Read count: 8544 | Published: Aug 18, 2007 | Updated: Jul 01, 2008
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The Halfway House by Persephone33, Mynuet    (Reviews - 19)

Transitioning to the Muggle world is hard, but it's a bit easier with some help.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Other Characters, Pansy Parkinson
Compliant with: HBP and below
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Angst, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 7670 | Read count: 4623 | Published: Mar 20, 2009 | Updated: Mar 20, 2009
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The Happy Drabbles by seegrim    (Reviews - 23)

Bummed out after reading DH? Need a D/G fluff infusion? Spoiler-free.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 918 | Read count: 3457 | Published: Jul 31, 2007 | Updated: Jul 31, 2007
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The Holiday Spirit by Scarlett Rayne    (Reviews - 15)

A one-shot on how Draco and Ginny got together due to a little holiday spirit. My first D/G fic, please be nice!
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Ron Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1961 | Read count: 2894 | Published: Jan 04, 2007 | Updated: Jan 04, 2007
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The Hopefully Non-Magic Diary of Ginny Weasley by seven years    (Reviews - 17)

Like every typical (or perhaps not so typical) teenager, Ginny needs a place to find solace from her every day life, consisting of mysterious and possibly deadly diary senders, pretentious snob Malfoy, and an overbearing brother called Ronald Weasley. Will she be able to find the perpetrator before Christmas day?
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance, Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 2 | Word count: 3927 | Read count: 3932 | Published: Jul 03, 2004 | Updated: Feb 21, 2005
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The House Of Flies by chiara13    (Reviews - 9)

Ginny Weasley finds out that the dark side is much like dying. You only really know what it’s like after you’ve crossed over.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: Blaise Zabini (boy), Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter
Compliant with: None
Era: Future AU
Genres: Drama, Humor, Mystery
Warnings: Blood, Character Death, Graphic Violence
Completed: No
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 2 | Word count: 4668 | Read count: 1289 | Published: Jun 15, 2007 | Updated: Aug 05, 2007
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The Ice Dragon and the Flame Princess by Nokomis    (Reviews - 37)

or, The Tumultuous Courtship of Draco Malfoy and Ginny Weasley: A Parody.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 4951 | Read count: 1768 | Published: Feb 23, 2006 | Updated: Feb 23, 2006
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The Icing on the Cake by Nokomis    (Reviews - 32)

In a tale of forks, golden tassels and cake, Ginny endures an uncomfortable meal at the Malfoys.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 3551 | Read count: 3569 | Published: Jul 10, 2004 | Updated: Jul 10, 2004
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The Inexplicable Creation of Edible Animation (also known as 'How the Food Came Alive') by Emma S    (Reviews - 9)

Something strange is happening in the Hogwarts Kitchen and it isn't the House Elves causing it. Well, not all of it anyway. [Implied D/G. Utter nonsense. Done for a challenge issued by silvercrackle.]
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 8087 | Read count: 2414 | Published: Jul 09, 2004 | Updated: Jul 09, 2004
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The Infirmary by Persephone33    (Reviews - 69)

What happens when a potions explosion coincides with Ginny's annual, self-imposed trip to the infirmary? Sometimes when you don't know who you're talking to, prejudices are laid aside, and you get to know the person behind the family. This is a response to the November challenge of "infirmary" on the FIA forums.

Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or anything associated with him/them/it. Please don't sue me.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 3606 | Read count: 8177 | Published: Nov 27, 2006 | Updated: Nov 27, 2006
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The Island by kewljules    (Reviews - 11)

The war cost many people many things, not the least of which, in a certain Slytherin's eyes, was the loss of his family stronghold, Spungen House, on the mysterious Malfoy Island. When a strange, brown haired girl with orange high tops buys the island and moves into Spungen House, he really, REALLY isn't happy.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Humor, Mystery, Romance, Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1118 | Read count: 262 | Published: Jun 17, 2006 | Updated: Jun 17, 2006
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The Joke's On Us by idreamofdraco    (Reviews - 12)

Ginny fills in for a sick George delivering Weasleys' Wizarding Wheezes products, but becomes suspicious of one customer in particular...
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Other Characters
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 3618 | Read count: 3446 | Published: Dec 01, 2010 | Updated: Dec 01, 2010
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The Letter by rae_grace    (Reviews - 12)

Draco gets a letter from a 'secret admirer' and is rather... distraught.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Other Characters, Pansy Parkinson
Compliant with: None
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Mystery, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1809 | Read count: 2607 | Published: Jun 30, 2006 | Updated: Jun 30, 2006
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The Life and Time of Ginevra Molly Potter Malfoy by lielabell    (Reviews - 18)

Ginny sets the record straight
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance, Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 3 | Word count: 10585 | Read count: 1525 | Published: Jul 04, 2004 | Updated: Oct 24, 2004
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The Life of a Personal Assistant by MemoriesFade    (Reviews - 115)

The last thing Ginny expected when she got called into work was a promotion; and she certainly didn’t expect the disruption it would cause to her carefully constructed life.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Lucius Malfoy, Narcissa Malfoy, Other Characters
Compliant with: OotP and below
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 17 | Word count: 96780 | Read count: 17995 | Published: Jan 31, 2015 | Updated: Apr 14, 2018
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The List of Things Draco Malfoy is not Allowed To Do by Angelsea585    (Reviews - 85)

Currently standing at 190, the as-definitive-as-I-can-make-it list, compiled from various sources, along with a few of my own contributions.
Category: Essays
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 3219 | Read count: 3117 | Published: Nov 09, 2006 | Updated: Nov 09, 2006
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The Little Child to Lead Them by StrangerWithMyFace    (Reviews - 46)

Draco Malfoy is a horrible person. Lord Voldemort wants an heir. Can Draco meet the greatest challenge of his life: fatherhood?
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance, Humor, Drama
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 11 | Word count: 88830 | Read count: 50197 | Published: Aug 23, 2005 | Updated: Aug 23, 2005
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The Love Beetle by sheriden    (Reviews - 14)

His hair is as yellow as a ‘70s Beetle.

His eyes are as gray as cement.

He’s not really daft, and he makes her laugh.

(But her poetry makes him lament.)

One-shot.

Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Other Characters
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Future AU, Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Action, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Blood
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 3900 | Read count: 2823 | Published: May 05, 2009 | Updated: May 06, 2009
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The Malfoy Frog Prince by Lirie Halliwell    (Reviews - 30)

A fanfictional adaptation of the well known tale about the Frog Prince, in which Draco is a frog and Ginny is a closeted kleptomaniac.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: HBP and below
Era: Future AU
Genres: Crossover, Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 4486 | Read count: 3935 | Published: Oct 02, 2007 | Updated: Oct 03, 2007
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The Malfoy Inquisition by haniqua    (Reviews - 57)

Private Detective Ginny Weasley makes her living from investigating affairs, but on this case, only one thing is clear: there's more to Draco Malfoy than meets the eye.

For the DG Forum 2015 Fic Exchange - Winner of Most In Need of a Sequel.

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Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Neville Longbottom, Other Characters
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor, Mystery, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 4 | Word count: 13240 | Read count: 8156 | Published: May 04, 2015 | Updated: Sep 20, 2015
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