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Name: Frust-sheep reviewed Chapter 1 on Oct 12, 2013 07:44 am
This story is really hilarious! :D

And I guess in Canonland is this:

"Harry: Well, anyway, I'm going over to Ron and Hermione's today.
Ginny: (sarcastically) Again? What is that, the thirtieth time this month?"

... sadly really a fact. *shudder*

*2 thumbs up* Anise :D
Name: Why1817 reviewed Chapter 1 on May 08, 2011 05:38 am
Hahahahahahaah "my little Gryffindor geisha" made that for me!
Name: Boogum reviewed Chapter 1 on Jan 27, 2011 05:56 pm
OH, NO YOU DIDN'T!!! I'm literally choking on laughter right now, and it is not, surprisingly, because this oneshot is hilarious -- no, it is because you just quote Gone With the Wind, something I haven't thought about in years!

Alright, I think I have managed to contain the hysterical laughter. I don't think it needs to be said, but this is brilliant. You have all the flair and random humour for an A class crack-fic. I really have to say that Harry is my favourite. The poor dear went into Caps Lock mode and admitted he needs constant ego-stroking to survive. Plus, his general obliviousness is just priceless. He doesn't even know his daughter's name. *snorts*

Really, really wonderful. Can't believe I missed this!
Name: TuesdayNovember reviewed Chapter 1 on Dec 16, 2010 07:11 pm
LOL! This was incredibly funny. Excuse me a moment while I chuckle.

This was completely absurd, really harsh on Harry and I'm still not entirely certain why Ginny was dressed like that, but whatever. This was an absolutely enjoyable read. =)
Name: dykeadellic reviewed Chapter 1 on Jul 22, 2010 11:01 am
...you're insane. I love it.
Name: DeLaLune reviewed Chapter 1 on Oct 14, 2009 06:24 pm
Utterly fantastic. I love it :)
Name: ale_chan reviewed Chapter 1 on Aug 13, 2009 12:11 pm
*laughs* after reading this I had the most interesting thought...was Harry so unobservant he didn't notice that the majority of 'his' kids had either blonde hair or gray eyes? Just kidding--but you have to admit, it would be a funny thought! Very silly but a good read.
Name: The_Real_Weaslette reviewed Chapter 1 on Jul 28, 2009 07:56 pm
So hilarious. I was a little turned off by the script writing, but I'm glad I didn't not read this. :D
Name: starlit skyes reviewed Chapter 1 on May 13, 2009 04:03 am
LOL, this is funny. I like it. ^_^
Harry: (staggering to his feet, pointing a shaking finger at Draco) YOU!

Draco: As sharp as ever, I see.
*laughs*
Draco: Oh, come off it, Potter. Everyone's known since Hogwarts. Ginny, my love, don't you have any suitcases?
That;s funny, too.
Name: i_lovedyoufirst reviewed Chapter 1 on Apr 02, 2009 04:41 am
This is a scream. I love it! I've always sort of assumed Harry would grow up like this, I think. But it made me feel bad to say. Haha.
Name: singin_in_da_shower reviewed Chapter 1 on Mar 27, 2009 02:40 pm
Hilarious!!!!
Name: Lady Lestat reviewed Chapter 1 on Jan 13, 2009 03:40 pm
Aww, you made fun of my favorite book, Gone With the Wind. Oh well, I loved Harry and his baldness. He deserves it!
Name: eugenia reviewed Chapter 1 on Nov 29, 2008 07:33 pm
I think I may have died from laughter.... I think this is the funniest thing I've read in ages. :P Great job, hun! :)
Name: fedora_girl reviewed Chapter 1 on Oct 26, 2008 08:15 am
I can't stop laughing. I really can't! XD
Name: Seductive_Swan reviewed Chapter 1 on Aug 20, 2008 07:25 pm
wow...that was...really something! lmfao I loved the bit about the mad passionate love amidst toupee picking!! haha brill
Name: GoldenFawkes reviewed Chapter 1 on Jul 18, 2008 12:47 am
Heeheehee. That was funny.
Name: aizak reviewed Chapter 1 on Jul 16, 2008 12:20 pm
wow.
Name: hpfreaklk reviewed Chapter 1 on Jun 28, 2008 03:45 pm
BAHAHAHAHAHA
Pure brilliance.
favourite.
:P
Name: babyangel reviewed Chapter 1 on Jun 25, 2008 10:23 pm
this is extremely funny

what if the children really were Draco's instead of Harry's?

hahaha...
Name: girlMalfoy reviewed Chapter 1 on Jun 20, 2008 09:02 am
Silly, as you said. But Draco in leather pants was a must read. It's amusing enough :)
Name: Artemis09 reviewed Chapter 1 on Jun 08, 2008 11:32 am
Harry is PATHETIC in this story.
Funny story.
Name: Nyx reviewed Chapter 1 on Apr 15, 2008 06:35 pm
lmfao! Okay, that was really great!
Name: Mei-chan reviewed Chapter 1 on Mar 05, 2008 09:37 am
wow...
Name: 0630938 reviewed Chapter 1 on Oct 26, 2007 04:02 pm
Funny as Hell
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