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Real name: Jessica
Registered: Oct 22, 2005
Membership status: Member
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Hiya. I'm Jandy. I've been here practically forever. I spend most of my time on tumblr now - don't really even read much HP fic. But if you're still here reading - I love you. And I'm also over on Ao3 reading and reviewing like I've always done. I hope you're curating your fandom experience in a way that makes you happy. Much love to you all! :*
Favorite Stories

Lip Gloss by jessica k malfoy    (Reviews - 33)

Why should Draco care if Ginny Weasley wears lip gloss or not? Fluffy, AU, and happy - my current favorite!
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance, Drama
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1129 | Read count: 1802 | Published: Jul 21, 2005 | Updated: Jul 21, 2005
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Little Black Dress by sesiliah    (Reviews - 12)

A classic scenario. A heart-melting romance tale. She’s a spy, and he’s her mission. He, being the sleek, clever, witty, and charming fellow he is, manages to capture her heart, which she felt could never love again after being broken (5 years long crushes die hard). Follow the tale of these two lovers as she tries to prove the innocence she found when digging deeper into this wounded soul’s heart, and quite how what you least expect can happen when one puts on a simple, common, little black dress.

*Note: This story is a comedy. Meaning, it’s a total spoof of Draco/Ginny fanfictions. So, you might only want to read this if you enjoy light, sarcastic, spoofs.

Excerpt from Chapter One:

“What? You mean Voldemort wasn’t mad at him for not killing Dumbledore?” exclaimed Ginny.

“Of course not,” sighed Hermione, “How else could we come up with a clever, yet slightly ridiculous plotline?”
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1215 | Read count: 2433 | Published: Jun 03, 2006 | Updated: Jun 03, 2006
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Lost and Found by Mynuet    (Reviews - 31)

No one knew what caused the dragons to start to sicken and die, but they did. Those who cared for them were the damaged, the broken, those who had nothing left for which to brave the world.

And then the Wilder came.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance, Drama
Warnings: Character Death
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 2 | Word count: 4132 | Read count: 6269 | Published: Oct 17, 2005 | Updated: Nov 27, 2005
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Love, Interrupted by CharmedLife19    (Reviews - 19)

Perfectly content with secret encounters in the night, they never planned to fall in love. Then again, they never planned on getting caught either.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Drama, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 2999 | Read count: 1718 | Published: Aug 13, 2006 | Updated: Aug 13, 2006
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Lover's Potion by StrangerWithMyFace    (Reviews - 24)

Ginny takes a potion to give her the courage to go out and get the man she desires, and it doesn't turn out to be who she thinks it is. (Co-Written with Fearthainn)
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 2 | Word count: 12375 | Read count: 5492 | Published: Aug 27, 2006 | Updated: Aug 28, 2006
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Loyalties by KateinVA    (Reviews - 42)

In Progress. Set after OotP. Draco's life is in chaos when he returns for his 6th year at Hogwarts. When he & Ginny fall in love their loyalties are tested.


Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Other Characters, Pansy Parkinson, Ron Weasley
Compliant with: OotP and below
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Angst, Drama, Romance
Warnings: Blood, Character Death, Non-consensual sex
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 6 | Word count: 8994 | Read count: 3740 | Published: Dec 08, 2005 | Updated: Aug 09, 2006
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Lullaby by nikisasilverrain    (Reviews - 10)

Based on the song by Jack Johnson from the Curious George Soundtrack. Set in Draco's sixth year.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Blaise Zabini (boy), Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Pansy Parkinson, Ron Weasley
Compliant with: HBP and below
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Drama
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 3 | Word count: 3330 | Read count: 1679 | Published: Sep 16, 2007 | Updated: Sep 17, 2007
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Misconceptions by Hearts Cadence    (Reviews - 704)

Malfoy is acting suspiciously, and the Trio immediately assumes the worst. However, when Blaise Zabini offers Ginny a different perspective, she begins to wonder if maybe all of their beliefs concerning Draco are just...misconceptions. But that's only the beginning.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Blaise Zabini (boy), Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Lucius Malfoy, Luna Lovegood, Molly Weasley, Pansy Parkinson, Ron Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Action, Drama, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 45 | Word count: 204764 | Read count: 446974 | Published: Jan 02, 2006 | Updated: Mar 05, 2006
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My Bane by Extreme Dancer    (Reviews - 173)

Ginny Weasley and Draco Malfoy have always been enemies. What will happen when they end up in a place where no one knows of their family rivalry?
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 24 | Word count: 26961 | Read count: 106504 | Published: Apr 06, 2006 | Updated: Mar 12, 2007
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My Life As I Don't Know It by enoimreh    (Reviews - 50)

One day, Ginny wakes up to find herself married to Draco Malfoy and the mother of a 16 year old boy. If you knew who you were going to marry and how your life was going to turn out, what would you do?

Not written in first person.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Arthur Weasley, Blaise Zabini (boy), D/G Offspring, Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Molly Weasley, Other Characters
Compliant with: None
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Drama, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 5 | Word count: 38156 | Read count: 6879 | Published: Sep 12, 2004 | Updated: Apr 02, 2007
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Not Ready to Make Nice by anna    (Reviews - 148)

(DH spoilers!) Some speculated that Fred and George were training her to take over someday, that she was their protégé and the heiress of Weasleys’ Wizard Wheezes. The only one Fred and George would see as worthy to take over, people said. ( 7th year, Rated Naughty just in case.)
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: HBP and below
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 15 | Word count: 30726 | Read count: 32707 | Published: Mar 14, 2006 | Updated: Apr 15, 2008
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Now Life-Sized by torndeception    (Reviews - 21)

Ginny Weasley's obsession with chocolate leads to a rather interesting development.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1501 | Read count: 5442 | Published: May 20, 2007 | Updated: May 20, 2007
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Comments: Very cute and fluffy!

Observations of a Malfoy by Lissanne    (Reviews - 44)

Draco can't help but observe his new partner and wonder why she makes him feel the way no other ever has.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 2311 | Read count: 4929 | Published: Jan 22, 2006 | Updated: Jan 22, 2006
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Occam's Razor by Mourning Broken Angel    (Reviews - 204)

Who knew happily-ever-after could have an expiration date? New beginnings are hard, but when they happen in the middle of your life, they're infinitely more so.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Arthur Weasley, Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Lucius Malfoy, Molly Weasley, Narcissa Malfoy, Neville Longbottom, Other Characters, Ron Weasley
Compliant with: Fully compliant
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Angst, Drama, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 7 | Word count: 22892 | Read count: 37804 | Published: Aug 02, 2007 | Updated: Mar 17, 2010
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Oedipus by Irene    (Reviews - 91)

Everyone makes mistakes. Some people are just better at escaping the consequences- through three centuries at least.

Long live the king.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Action, Angst, Drama, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Blood
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 5 | Word count: 17272 | Read count: 3582 | Published: Aug 13, 2006 | Updated: Oct 09, 2006
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Of Death Eaters And Candy Canes by misspinky    (Reviews - 30)

Ginny is alone and in the library and who happens to walk in? Draco Malfoy, of course! So, one thing leads to another, resulting in a delightful (or not so much) Christmas holiday with Draco and Hermione in tow.

Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 2 | Word count: 3427 | Read count: 5328 | Published: Feb 11, 2006 | Updated: Feb 16, 2006
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Of Waning Hope by Tea    (Reviews - 16)

In the wake of his father's arrest, Draco lets go of certain things and Ginny realizes that some things are irreparable.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Angst, Drama
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 4414 | Read count: 2883 | Published: Nov 27, 2004 | Updated: Nov 27, 2004
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Comments: The ribbon. I loved this. *written by colorfilter*

Off and On by Mynuet    (Reviews - 57)

Draco and Ginny have had a relationship, on and off, for years. What happens when Ginny decides she needs more?
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance, Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 6315 | Read count: 11476 | Published: Oct 10, 2004 | Updated: Oct 10, 2004
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Oh Dear God: The Smut Cookie by Myanceris    (Reviews - 17)

The Expanded Smut scenes from my fic 'Oh Dear God'. NC-17 rated. AGE WARNING!!! In this fic Ginny is 15 and Draco is 16. If this is a problem to you, Please DON'T READ THE FIC.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance, Angst, Drama, Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 2 | Word count: 10542 | Read count: 4706 | Published: Mar 29, 2005 | Updated: May 21, 2005
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One Last Fight by Suicide_Blonde    (Reviews - 29)

Two years after the war, the Wizarding World started to pick up the pieces of their society. Everyone thought that things were finally looking up. Until two people were brutally killed and left for all to see. But, what happens when one of these people comes back for revenge?
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: Blood, Character Death
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 3 | Word count: 4771 | Read count: 8347 | Published: Feb 01, 2006 | Updated: Mar 17, 2006
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One Night at Gris-Gris by Anise    (Reviews - 18)

What really went on at the Ministry after Ginny left Draco on Azkaban? Find out in this companion fic to *Keeping Christmas on the Death Train.* Lots of Pansy/Neville smut (oh, don't look at me like that,) Millicent/Blaise, references to Blaise/Everybody, and D/G, of course.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Humor, Mystery, Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 7 | Word count: 26724 | Read count: 7354 | Published: Jan 24, 2007 | Updated: Feb 16, 2007
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Our Own Little World by GinnyMWeasley    (Reviews - 8)

What happens when two of the most unlikely people end up working at the same office at St. Mungo's Hospital, and their hatred for each other grows into something they never expected? The feelings that they share for one another, however, could become jeopardized by the fact that one of them is still working for the wrong side...
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Action, Angst, Drama, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Blood, Character Death
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1473 | Read count: 1854 | Published: Dec 05, 2006 | Updated: Dec 05, 2006
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Pepper Kisses by Dollface_7591    (Reviews - 14)

She lived within the Hogwarts walls and plagued Draco with thoughts unimaginable. So why did she hide from him behind a parchment mask?
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Blaise Zabini (boy), Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Other Characters, Ron Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Mystery, Romance
Warnings: Slash
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1891 | Read count: 2754 | Published: Apr 28, 2007 | Updated: Apr 30, 2007
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Comments: Read through chapter one as of May 1st

Playing Games by CCC    (Reviews - 50)

Ginny is a spy for The Order. Can she accomplish her mission, or will Draco trap her in a prison of her own making?
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Angst, Mystery, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1946 | Read count: 5192 | Published: Nov 25, 2006 | Updated: Nov 25, 2006
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Post War Romance by torndeception    (Reviews - 6)

Ginny has been missing from the Wizarding World since the Final Battle. Two years ago, she was finally pronouced dead. The Weasleys, and everyone else who cared for her, lost hope. At the annual memorial for all of the survivors of the final battle, Ginny shows up but she isn't alone. (Written for a challenge).
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Action
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 6097 | Read count: 7181 | Published: Mar 14, 2006 | Updated: Mar 14, 2006
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