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Hiya. I'm Jandy. I've been here practically forever. I spend most of my time on tumblr now - don't really even read much HP fic. But if you're still here reading - I love you. And I'm also over on Ao3 reading and reviewing like I've always done. I hope you're curating your fandom experience in a way that makes you happy. Much love to you all! :*
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Nineteen Years Later... the Truth by Anise    (Reviews - 893)

What really happened in the DH Epilogue of Doom. Poor, poor Harry, so very clueless...

Chapter SIXTY-NINE quote of the day:

Ginny scowled at him. “You don’t know me very well.”

Draco shook his head, his eyes more sorrowful than ever. “No. I don’t. Eternity wouldn’t be long enough for that.”

“Why do I feel as if we’ve suddenly wandered into the set of a men’s cologne commercial?” complained Lucifer.

“Can’t you keep your damn mouth shut, Lucifer?” spat Draco.

“Please… really… I don’t think you should talk to him that way,” whispered Ginny.


Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter
Compliant with: Fully compliant
Era: None
Genres: Angst, Humor
Warnings: Character Death
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 69 | Word count: 315075 | Read count: 138760 | Published: Jul 30, 2007 | Updated: Feb 26, 2011
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Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: Jul 30, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

There is another chapter? Brilliant. This is really wonderful and full of pain and hope and just really really good.

I'm a little fearful about the next chapter - hoping and praying that you aren't trying to go from this to the actual epiloge of doom... but I'll try to be patient! ;)

The Happy Drabbles by seegrim    (Reviews - 23)

Bummed out after reading DH? Need a D/G fluff infusion? Spoiler-free.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 918 | Read count: 3461 | Published: Jul 31, 2007 | Updated: Jul 31, 2007
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Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: Aug 01, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: The Happy Drabbles

LOL! A Complete joy! I love Draco!Bum-watching! ;) YAY for finally posting them!

Author's Response: Hmm...Draco Bum-watching.  Sounds like it could qualify as a sport.  Either way, sounds good to me!  Thanks for your support, Jess.  I really appreciate it. -seegrim

Excerpts on the Aftermath by Lyndsie    (Reviews - 10)

DH SPOILERS. The choices we make have consequences, and we can’t always predict what they will be. Just because a war ends does not mean the fighting stops.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Hogwarts-era, Post-Hogwarts
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1167 | Read count: 3157 | Published: Jul 31, 2007 | Updated: Jul 31, 2007
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Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: Aug 01, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Selected Excerpts

Ithink it's really unique, Lynds. I like the format -- with the book and then the excerpt that Ginny wrote herself. It was really well done - and believable too. Great work! ;)

Author's Response: It sort of just flowed out from a vague idea when I heard that JKR gave Ginny a journalism profession, and I thought about what she could have done to start it, and realized she had a rich source of experience to draw on. Then of course I had to get D&G together. I\'m glad that I was able to write, and that my inspiration didn\'t fall flat, as usual. Thanks for reading, I\'m glad to know that it was well-received.

Occam's Razor by Mourning Broken Angel    (Reviews - 204)

Who knew happily-ever-after could have an expiration date? New beginnings are hard, but when they happen in the middle of your life, they're infinitely more so.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Arthur Weasley, Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Lucius Malfoy, Molly Weasley, Narcissa Malfoy, Neville Longbottom, Other Characters, Ron Weasley
Compliant with: Fully compliant
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Angst, Drama, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 7 | Word count: 22892 | Read count: 37852 | Published: Aug 02, 2007 | Updated: Mar 17, 2010
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Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: Aug 02, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Interesting beginning. How sad. *goes off to give my husband of 7 years a good snog*

Author's Response: *pats Jess* It\'s only a fic, sweetie! I love my hubby too, but I\'ve known way too many people in relationships just like the one I\'ve created for Ginny and Harry.

On the bright side, there\'ll be canonical, (thanks, Perse!) non-adulterous D/G! *dangles carrot in front of you*

Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: Aug 06, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2

It's really really good. I think they're being very mature (well.. mostly) and I enjoyed getting the first peek. ;)

Author's Response: You\'re just being sweet because you got to read it first. *winks* Buttering me up for the next chapter, huh?

Reclamation Cooperation by Persephone33    (Reviews - 54)

Ginny is assigned to Draco's team at the Ministry.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Blaise Zabini (boy), Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Other Characters, Pansy Parkinson
Compliant with: None
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: Character Death
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 4 | Word count: 13087 | Read count: 26613 | Published: Aug 03, 2007 | Updated: Aug 03, 2007
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Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: Feb 03, 2011 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4

Definitely earned it's 'Best Overall'! I particularly love this Draco - and the rest of the team! I teared up again when they drank to Neville. And stealthy Draco is fabulous Really lovely, Carrie. :)

Reclamation Cooperation - The Cookies by Persephone33    (Reviews - 11)

Excerpts that didn't make the final cut.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Extremely Naughty
Characters: Blaise Zabini (boy), Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Pansy Parkinson
Compliant with: None
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1112 | Read count: 3520 | Published: Aug 03, 2007 | Updated: Aug 03, 2007
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Date: Aug 03, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Cookies!

But I need more of this cookie. And perhaps some milk... and I meant that WAY less pervy than it sounded.

Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: Aug 04, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Cookies!

Oh yay! I only read before when there was one. Now there is three. Poor Draco for not thinking that Ginny loved him. And what was she thinking?

Ach. Very nice. *claps*

Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: Aug 04, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Cookies!

Oh yay! I only read before when there was one. Now there is three. Poor Draco for not thinking that Ginny loved him. And what was she thinking?

Ach. Very nice. *claps*

The Spirit's Lounge by Emeral_eyes    (Reviews - 39)

One chance encounter changes the direction of two lives. Years later, their lives collide again, and the past begins to haunt, as it so often does. [written for the Spring 2007 D/G Fic Exchange]
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: HBP and below
Era: Future AU, Past AU
Genres: Drama
Warnings: Character Death
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 7 | Word count: 12418 | Read count: 31037 | Published: Aug 05, 2007 | Updated: Aug 12, 2007
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Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: Mar 23, 2008 Title: Chapter 6: Sealed

I'm rereading and I loved it all over again! I usually don't do dark - but I love this! :D

Compagnons d'Ame by SMichaelM    (Reviews - 108)

Miss Weasley,
The War has caused a drop in the population of the wizarding world. To correct the situation, the International Confederation of Wizards is arranging marriages for every witch and wizard of age. The marriages are determined by a soul mate spell. Each couple will have to produce three children minimum. All forms of contraceptive are banned. Please come to the Ministry of Magic at 9:00 on Monday morning to be paired with your soul mate. If you do not show up to receive your fiancé(e) on the date above, you will be exiled from the wizarding world.
Sincerely,
Rufus Scrimgeour
Minister of Magic
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: HBP and below
Era: Future AU
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 6 | Word count: 10454 | Read count: 29268 | Published: Aug 09, 2007 | Updated: Jun 20, 2008
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Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: Aug 09, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Somebody to Love

I adore it. I hope to read lots and lots of it! ;)

Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: Aug 10, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Separate Ways

I like it. The pairings are all very convenient... but I like it. ;)

Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: Aug 19, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: Loco-motion

A girls’ day out sounds fun... ;)

Burning Flame by Eustacia Vye    (Reviews - 11)

A chance encounter leads to very unexpected beginnings. Note: Written long before DH came out.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Luna Lovegood, Neville Longbottom, Other Characters
Compliant with: HBP and below
Era: Future AU
Genres: Drama, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 4297 | Read count: 3773 | Published: Aug 11, 2007 | Updated: Aug 11, 2007
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Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: Aug 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Burning Flame

It was wonderful! I really loved this story. Thank you so much for writing it for me. I did a happy dance of joy when I saw who got to write my story and I knew you'd do a brilliant job... and you DID - THANK YOU SO MUCH! ;)

Author's Response: I\'m glad you enjoyed it! No wonder you were so pleased I had it done early. :D It was a fun story to write, even with its potentially dark beginning. :)

An Unhealthy Infatuation with Snarky Men by CCC    (Reviews - 343)

Ginny finds that she is only attracted to men she can argue with.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Hermione Granger, Other Characters, Ron Weasley
Compliant with: HBP and below
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 13 | Word count: 21524 | Read count: 72069 | Published: Aug 18, 2007 | Updated: Feb 02, 2010
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Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: Aug 19, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

“I am a sick and twisted individual.”


I adored it. I think it's absolutely hillarious that Ginny gets hot during a fight... definitly something I can see in her characterization... I'm looking forward to more! ;)

Author's Response: Thank you. I think Ginny would associate good things with snarky men. She just needs to tame the right snarky guy.

Broomsticks and Hospital Wings by fluff ducky    (Reviews - 13)

Ginny Weasley knocks some sense into our beloved Draco. One-shot. Please review!

Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: OotP and below
Era: None
Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 3203 | Read count: 4053 | Published: Aug 24, 2007 | Updated: Aug 24, 2007
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Date: Aug 25, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

It is really wonderful. Really good. What a wasted month. ;)

I Hear the Secrets that You Keep, When You're Talking in your Sleep by CCC    (Reviews - 134)

Ginny talks in her sleep. Draco finds out some interesting things.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Hermione Granger
Compliant with: HBP and below
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 4 | Word count: 8013 | Read count: 32491 | Published: Aug 31, 2007 | Updated: Sep 26, 2007
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Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: Aug 31, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

HA HA HA! It's brilliant! I was going to say 'The Romanitics' -- they sang one too... see... http://www.oldielyrics.com/lyrics/the_romantics/talking_in_your_sleep.html but yeah... it was brilliant.

My favourite line:
"If the female population only knew the amount of body hair that Zabini charmed off in the showers, they’d run screaming."

You've done it again! Brilliant job! ;)

Author's Response: You\'re right. It was the Romantics. Thankyou for the great review. : )

Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: Sep 03, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2

"I fantasize about having a paper published in a prestigious journal, or about finding the right charm to make my hair behave.”

Right oh -- what a brilliant thing to fantasize about!

And The Slytherins... it's no secret they are my favourite to read about .. but I even adore Pansy here!

“We are capable of genuine affection. We are just extremely selective in who we care about.” *happy sighs*

Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: Sep 26, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4

Very fun chapter. I adored Snape here... deviously intelligent children. LOL!

The Boggart Debacle by CCC    (Reviews - 228)

Boggarts reveal Ginny and Draco's greatest fears.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Hogwarts-era, Past AU
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 10 | Word count: 16244 | Read count: 66355 | Published: Sep 03, 2007 | Updated: Aug 20, 2009
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Date: Sep 15, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2

I love Blaise... and Lavender. Great Great chapter. Listen to those plot bunnies! ;)

Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: Sep 18, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3

Very nicely done. Very convenient! Snape... Press releases... arsehat! Very nice indeed! ;)

Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: Sep 21, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4

It was wonderful! The room of Requirement was fabulous... the thongs... the alcoholic drinks... *claps*

Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: Oct 13, 2007 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5

I loved this chapter.... it was wonderful and witty.

"but you have to promise not to sell me off to the dark lord as some type of sacrifice. I think I’d find that irksome,” she told him with a sly grin on her face.

“Darn, there go my plans for advancement. I suppose I’ll just have to join up with the good guys. I here you have a better clubhouse.”

Hee Hee Hee... I loved it! YAY!

Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: Oct 30, 2007 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6

Awww... I love it. Great chapter! ;)

Lullaby by nikisasilverrain    (Reviews - 10)

Based on the song by Jack Johnson from the Curious George Soundtrack. Set in Draco's sixth year.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Blaise Zabini (boy), Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Pansy Parkinson, Ron Weasley
Compliant with: HBP and below
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Drama
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
Table of Contents

Chapters: 3 | Word count: 3330 | Read count: 1679 | Published: Sep 16, 2007 | Updated: Sep 17, 2007
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Reviewer: jandjsalmon Signed
Date: Sep 16, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2

I really really like it. A lot. I can't wait for more. ;)

Author's Response: thank you, glad you\'re enjoying it... more should be coming soon, I\'ll submit it tomorrow.