*Parody* Ever wonder what would happen if the Harry Potter characters stumbled across a copy of 'Downfall'? How would they react to the extraordinarily unlikely and cliched situations I've thrust them into? PG13 for language and implied sexual situationsCategory: Works in Progress
Nympho Ginny is funny; for some odd reason I thought of the paining Hear no evil, Talk no evil, See no evil when Conscience Ginny and Real Ginny were trying to block out what was happening to nymph Ginny. GJ, I was cracking up.
Author's Response: I agree, seeing a character actually divided into her good and \'bad\' aspects can be fun, and the \"see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil\" phrase is definitely applicable. Glad you enjoyed it.
Draco is discovered in his girlfriend's bed after a party. Chaos ensues when her father invokes an ancient magical law, much to the mortification of the Malfoys.Category: Long and Completed
This story was heelarious, Draco is such a witty little bastard. I really enjoyed him goading her brothers. I'm so happy it was recommended to read, it's now added to my favorites. I'm off now to read your other works.
Author's Response: Thank you so much! I had a lot of fun writing this one ;)
A Vesica/Mynuet Collaboration. If Ginny had even the slightest inkling of what the day would bring, she probably would have called in sick. A disastrous press conference proved to be no match for the spin doctoring talents of Lush's chief and Ginny finds herself catapulted from being a lowly intern to the very eye of the storm, living a double life as a careerwitch and glamorous front woman for a racy new line. Throw in a few A-list events, a few dozen crises, an endless promotional tour with her new co-worker and the last person she wanted to spend time with, and a mystery waiting back home that neither of them may be able to solve….Every day's an adventure when you're living the Lush Life!Category: Works in Progress
This story reminds me of the book, The Devil Wears Prada. Great characterizations of all involved. Thanks.
Author's Response:
Ves says: *laughs* It should. I had just read that book when we started this and it definitely shares the attitude of that book!
Myn says: Someday, I really should read that. Or see the movie. Something.
That's a beautiful picture that twinkly produced. You two are really enjoying writing this story. It is Heelarious. Poor Ginerva having to wade through the vipers. She handled that last question quite well, I gotta give it to her. Of course it'll be skewed in the mag though and I'm sure Carissa will have some choice words for Mz. Weasley in regards to her and Draco's um 'workplace' relationship. TFP, Looking forward to your next updates.
Author's Response: Ves says: OMG, Carissa. Yep, she’s probably somewhere with her makeup charms melting right off as her face turns red with rage. The mags are going to have a field day – I think we can all see that one coming.
Myn says: Oh, dear. See, this is why reviewers are invaluable. Ves, I\'ll tell you more privately about the thought this sparked once I\'ve looked over the notes to see what we\'d said about Carissa, but... Yes, thank you, reviewer.
I'm looking forward to Draco/Ginny convo once she returns home. She may find him intolerable, but she must be comfortable with him as well, to not only let him see her in her undies while not on a photoshoot where he'd be lurking anyway, but to do her hair and style it and lastly leaving him in her home, which undoubtedly he's more than like snooping around in her things and probably picked up one of her panties and pocketed them, he seems like the type to want a memento. Blah, to The Weasel family get a grip. Great update, I floved it.
Author's Response: Ves says: I suspect if she hadn’t just woken up and been in a panic about the Burrow, she might have minded more. And hear hear to the Weasel fam getting over it!
Myn says: It does say a bit about Ginny\'s subconscious attitude towards Mr. Malfoy, doesn\'t it? :D
I knew he went snooping around in her house. I must a pervert or something because for some odd reason when I read that he'd found the teddy bear and she perked all up, I thought it was a vibrating teddy bear or that she'd hid a vibrator in the bear. HAH! Weirdo, I tell ya. Oh, how old was John he's so cute trying to get modelified Ginny to be his date. I am surely looking forward to your next update, hopefully Carissa reappers.
Author's Response: Ves says: You might be getting your wish. Maybe, Possibly. *is such a tease* And girl, if YOU are a perv, you are in good company because I totally though that’s what he was going to find. Not that I thought of hiding it in the bear. That’s just downright devious…
Myn says: OMG, you people are sick. *hides the teddy bears*
My poor, poor Carissa. It's not her fault that she's sprung off of Draco, it's his own damn fault for being so HIM. What the hell happened in the breakroom? I can seriously imagine him getting sloshed and probably taking some intern in the closet during a christmas party and she being his gift. Oh also, I totally loved the evil little wave Ginny gave Carissa. Great update as always. And and Ves thanks for the heads up about "possible" live up to the rating people. :P
Author's Response: Ves says: Ginny isn’t a little lost lamb and can you really blame her for taking the chance to peeve Carissa? I would.
Myn says: See? I told you Carissa would get defenders! Okay, a defender. Hey, Rashonda, what do you think of Carissa/Harry?
I always find it utterly rude when people tell authors what you better do with your story, it's ridiculous. But back to the review. I liked the Hermione/Ginny exchange good to know they are friends, outside of Hermione just being her brother's girl. My poor Harry though, those chicks only want him because of his name. Oh and yes, give Carissa to Harry she'd show him a good time plus it seems as though he needs it. GJ as usual ladies, can't wait to read your next installment.
Author's Response: Ves says: Oh hooray! You and three other people understand why this chapter was needed. Ginny does have a life outside of work. And yes, poor Harry. I’ll admit that the whumping him that hard was my doing, but I can see it being a very realistic long-term problem for him in his adult life.\r\n
Myn says: You’ve got to admit, it’d be hard, not only in dating terms, to grow up with that history. At least Harry’s not going the child actor route and getting himself a heroin addiction and a reality show on VH1. ... *beats down plot bunny of ‘Behind the Music: The Boy Who Lived’.\r\n
*Complete fic, 4/4 chapters posted* When Ginny enlists Draco's help to teach her how to entice her Ravenclaw crush, she learns more than just technique. *prize fic for Sarea*Category: Long and Completed
Great story, as all your others.
This is my first time ever reading this story all the way through. It was very interesting as is all your other works. Though, I doubt their would be a continuance, I wonder where would they go after this. GJ
this is just a short poem that I made up and then decided that it would work for Draco and Ginny. Hope that you like it. It is my first FanFic, so please go easy on me.Category: Poetry
I liked it. You should write more when the mode strikes you.
Draco Malfoy is so mean to Ginny Weasley.Category: Completed Short Stories
After reading him throttle the Ravenclaw I knew he'd done it for Ginny. But it had a great buildup, I enjoyed reading this.
The newly weds return to Hogwarts to find privacy is hard to come by.Category: Works in Progress
Ron is such a pushy little bastard, LOL. Poor Sev he'll have to loads for scouriging spells, to remove what they did, those crazed kids.
Author's Response: Ron will never learn ;) I think Sev will be seriously considering requesting a new desk *g*
Complete! When Draco wakes alone the morning after, he devises a plan to bring her back to him.Category: Long and Completed
I don't even want to admit how many times I've read this story, but it's that good. I always enjoy reading it over and over again.
Harry doesn't want to let Ginny go, even though he knows she doesn't love him. He also knows she's been cheating on him, but he doesn't know with who...yet. Yes, little Ginny Weasley has been sneaking away to be with the infamous Slytherin Sex God himself.Category: Works in Progress
He called her what! And, that want her to stay with the cretin. What a mess. I love it though too.
Draco finds Ginny baking in the kitchens. Has he bitten off more than he can chew?Category: Completed Short Stories
This story cracked me up. TFP.
When Ginny Weasley received the letter of invitation from the International Association of Quidditch to join the British team in the upcoming World Cup, she was ecstatic.Category: Long and Completed
Until she found out who the other British Seeker was.
Karen that was a great story. I enjoyed how you let Draco and Ginny's relationship develop. GJ
Draco and Ginny know that even if they reach out, they will still be denied what they want. Perhaps it's better not to even try.Category: Completed Short Stories
I really do hope you accompany this with a sequel, it was fantastic.
Obviously, this Room has a hidden agenda. An agenda that involved two unlikely people. And drugs.Category: Completed Short Stories
What a freaky little tale. Harry was not asleep that little peeper, I just know it. GJ.
While trying to hide one secret from her brother, Ginny potentially gains another one.Category: Completed Short Stories
Ooh, a blonde haired Ginny. I like that idea, them showing eachother their bits was funny.
Sex and men are never easy...Category: Long and Completed
I loved Ginny's vulgarity. I guess living in a house full of men will do that to a girl.
Ginny skips dinner to clear her head & finds herself in the company of Draco. Set during book 6.Category: Completed Short Stories
I love your work Jessica. This story had the right amount of angst and sorrow.
As the conflict between the Order and the Death Eaters heightens, even stolen interludes suffer. A Worth Any Price-arc story.Category: Completed Short Stories
I liked this story. I hope you choose to continue it, because I'd love to read more.
Ginny Weasley finds that she can hide, but she can't run.Category: Completed Short Stories
That was nice, I loved their retorts and interactions. Draco is such a dink at times, but I still love him.
Documenting the wild, meandering relationship of one Ginny Weasley and one Draco Malfoy throughout the hallowed halls of Hogwarts.Category: Works in Progress
I lost this story, but now have favorited it. Draco is such a little freak and so is Ginny for allowing him to do that her publically.