Summary: Ginny Weasley wants to shag the Malfoy heir so freaking badly. And so she raps.
Categories: Poetry
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: GoF and below
Era: Future AU
Genres: Humor, Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes

Summary:

”Draco Malfoy catches the snitch!”

Ginny was furious.

“Victory for Slytherin as they win the House Cup!”

Positively apoplectic.

”Malfoy’s off on his victory lap while the Gryffindor players run off the pitch in shame.”

Her hands shook with rage.

”What’s this? Ginny Weasley is—oh! Great right-hook! Almost took Malfoy off his broom in one swing!”

 

Quidditch rivals to locker-room hate sex. That’s it. That’s the plot.

Categories: Completed Short Stories
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Humor, Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes

Summary: When Harry Potter leaves to go Horcrux-hunting with the Golden Trio, a scorned Ginny Weasley faces the prospect of a sixth year rife with loneliness. When an opportunity for revenge against the boy who broke her heart presents itself, she can't help but take it, even if it requires becoming involved with her sworn enemy. But games of love never turn out as they are intended, and Ginny may be putting her heart in more danger than ever before...
Categories: Works in Progress
Characters: None
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Romance, Smut
Warnings: Sexual Violence
Completed: No

Summary: When you're on your honeymoon everything has to be perfect, doesn't it? A little look at what Draco and Ginny got up to on their honeymoon (follows Dragon and Angel directly).
Categories: Long and Completed
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Future AU, Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor, Romance, Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes

Summary: Ginny doesn't recognize the room she wakes up in. The same cannot be said for the man she wakes up next to. If only she could remember what happened the night before.
Categories: Long and Completed
Characters: Blaise Zabini (boy), Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Hermione Granger
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor, Romance, Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes

Summary: Draco plays some very nasty games with Ginny, but she emerges the winner. Smutty, smutty, smutty. Also, his potty mouth is thoroughly indulged.
Categories: Completed Short Stories
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Angst, Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes

Summary: Worlds collide when Draco and Ginny make a desperate attempt to keep Voldemort from rising in an alternate reality. But first, they must confront the sinister secrets of their shared past... in both our world and their own. And some of those secrets are dark indeed.

Chapter 4 Quote:

Ginny looked at Draco narrowly as a new thought struck her. “Or maybe you’re letting me talk to your lawyer for free because you expect me to do something for you. I think you know what I mean!”

“I didn’t say—”

“Because if you’re thinking that, then you can just forget it right now.” Just in case he wasn’t planning to trade free legal advice for sex, she decided not to spell anything out. But after all, she was now the girl next door whenever he happened to stop by his property in Sunol. If he wanted a quickie on his way to or from San Jose, she’d be convenient and available. A lot like a drive-through Starbucks, in fact. She could be his triple latte with nonfat milk and three Splendas. Ooh! Before she could really work herself into an irritated rage, he spoke again.

“Yes, I know what you mean, and believe me, I’m not thinking it.” Draco stopped short, but Ginny was sure about the rest of what he’d wanted to say. I have dozens of incredibly experienced and sophisticated girlfriends at my disposal, and they all practice exotic sexual techniques, wear Manolos, and carry Kate Spade handbags. Why would I be interested in a girl who drives a 1989 Honda Odyssey and has callused hands?
Categories: Works in Progress
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Angst, Mystery, Romance, Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: No

Summary: Draco and Ginny at the Burrow for Yule! Throw in tense dinners, shocking family secrets, Santa suits, and a dragon or two… what could possibly go wrong?

A Cookie From Chapter 27:

“I already know you’re not noble, Draco,” she was saying, punctuating her words with a stab of her finger now and then. “You’re not going to do anything for abstract, high-minded sorts of reasons.”

“You’re certainly right about that,” he said, sitting next to her, his voice teasing and light, his arm round her splendid bare shoulders. He had no idea how they’d got onto this sticky topic in the first place, but he was more than ready to leave it and move on to more pleasant pursuits. “You know me so well.”

“Oh, I do,” she said. Something about the look in her golden eyes disturbed him, though, or perhaps it was the heavy sound of her voice.

“Do put that drink on a flat surface, Ginny,” he said, plucking the glass out of her hand, still keeping his tone neutral.

“I wouldn’t want to stain your lovely new sofa, Draco.” She gave a strange little laugh. “How awful that would be.” “Er…” Draco always felt a bit guilty when he looked at that sofa. It was by far the newest item in his rooms; every other bit of furniture was a grand, imposing antique that had been in the family for generations. He’d bought it in a rebellious moment, wanting something for himself and Ginny to sit on that didn’t carry the weight of Malfoy tradition. But it was utterly different from everything else in the manor, and he wasn’t entirely sure how well cleaning charms matched to Malfoy furniture worked on new white leather.

“It doesn’t really fit in here, does it?” asked Ginny, with her trick of catching his train of thought all on her own.

“Ah…” What on earth is she getting at? He wondered. “Perhaps not, but I rather like it,” he settled for saying.

She put her drink down on the coffee table carefully, centering the glass on a coaster, and she looked at him directly. “Do I fit in here?”

Draco could feel himself starting to break out in a sweat, even though the room, like all the rooms in the Manor, was always rather cold.
Categories: Works in Progress
Characters: Arthur Weasley, Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Molly Weasley, Narcissa Malfoy, Other Characters, Pansy Parkinson, Ron Weasley
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Completed: No

Summary: After a long absence Draco returns to the British Wizarding World.

Ginny welcomes him as only she can.
Categories: Completed Short Stories
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance, Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes

Summary: A rather cliche'story of truth or dare. Rated NC-17 for smut.
Categories: Completed Short Stories
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Humor, Romance, Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes

Summary: He wishes he could turn back time and make things right.
Categories: Completed Short Stories, Works in Progress
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Future AU
Genres: Angst, Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes

Summary: Ginny might have won one competition, but there's always another...
Categories: Completed Short Stories
Characters: Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: All but epilogue
Era: Future AU
Genres: Smut
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes

Summary: Harry, Hermione, Draco, and Ginny are trapped in a dungeon and forced to endure Professor Snape's detention. What does he make them do? Why, read bad fanfic, of course. My one and only MST.
Categories: Completed Short Stories
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Romance, Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes