IluvCaptainJack [Contact]

Real name: Hannah
Registered: Nov 11, 2006
Membership status: Member
Beta-reader: No

I'm an 19 year old girl who just happens to be nerdy and like fanfiction. I have participated in the D/G exchange over at LiveJournal for the last 6 rounds? Something like that. Unfortunately, my stories have not been posted here because they desperately need to be re-betaed and I am horrible at editing my own work. So If you're interested please contact me! They are all posted at Fanfiction.net under the same name if you would like to read them. :D
Reviews by IluvCaptainJack

Garnet Tears by searinox    (Reviews - 8)

I had used to make him force me every time, back when I was strong. He would grapple me to the floor, relishing the sensation of my fingernails tearing across his skin, taking the same depraved pleasure he was there to force upon me. Then he’d pour the sickly stuff down my throat, the foul-tasting liquid burning my esophagus, and then- and then I’d feel. Then I’d truly begin to hate myself.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Angst, Horror
Warnings: Blood, Graphic Violence, Non-consensual sex, Sexual Violence
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 867 | Read count: 2165 | Published: Jan 07, 2007 | Updated: Jan 07, 2007
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Reviewer: IluvCaptainJack Signed
Date: Jan 07, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Garnet Tears

wow! i like all of your stories so keep it up! ill be looking!

Author's Response: Thanks, I\'m glad you like them. I\'ll have to keep on writing Draco and Giny things- not everything I do is of that pursuasion, so only some of the stuff I write can be posted here. I might have something up in the next few weeks, though.

She Knows by searinox    (Reviews - 3)

My betrayal to all that I had known/ All for the touch of soft/ flesh against mine/ The chance to wake/ And see fiery locks spread/ Around the pillows/...that one smile/ like she knows/

Category: Poetry
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Drama, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 262 | Read count: 1958 | Published: Jan 14, 2007 | Updated: Jan 16, 2007
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Reviewer: IluvCaptainJack Signed
Date: Jan 16, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Dang!! your making me like poetry!

Author's Response: Haha Thank you! That\'s good that you like poetry- poetry can be so beautiful, so powerful. There are some really nice pieces I\'ve read on this site.

What Cannot Be Expressed Nor Concealed by Selina Kyle    (Reviews - 9)

"It wasn't meant to be. They both knew it."
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: Character Death
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 2479 | Read count: 2464 | Published: Jan 20, 2007 | Updated: Jan 20, 2007
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Reviewer: IluvCaptainJack Signed
Date: Mar 05, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I loved... not too sad and not too fluffy. Awesome job!

Author's Response: Thank you very much! Glad you enjoyed it. :D

In Your Heart by kellbell930    (Reviews - 35)

A year after Harry's death, Ginny decides to put the pain behind her. As an Auror trainee chosen for undercover work, her excitement turns to anger when she finds out she'll be living with Draco Malfoy as his girlfriend. She's suspicious of his motives and disturbed that he's even more handsome and self-assured than he was at school. How long can Ginny lie to family, friends, and herself about her double life and her growing feelings for Draco?
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Hermione Granger, Other Characters, Ron Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 4 | Word count: 10607 | Read count: 4425 | Published: Jan 28, 2007 | Updated: Mar 09, 2007
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Reviewer: IluvCaptainJack Signed
Date: Jan 28, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: Lost Memories

hmmm......now i want to know what will happen next.
good job and hurry up with the next chappie!

Author's Response: Hey! Thanks for reviewing..im hoping to have the next chapter up as soon as their done revamping the site. Glad you liked it! Kellie

Who Needs a Reason by Renei    (Reviews - 19)

A series of scenes from the second half of Draco's seventh year, and Ginny's sixth, showing an unlikely friendship growing into something a bit more.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 5 | Word count: 6052 | Read count: 14629 | Published: Mar 07, 2007 | Updated: Mar 11, 2007
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Reviewer: IluvCaptainJack Signed
Date: Mar 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 5: Scene 5

wow I cant wait for more!! you have to hurry with the next chappie!!

Impulse by Mynuet    (Reviews - 37)

Draco acts impulsively.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Future AU, Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 2038 | Read count: 6284 | Published: May 09, 2007 | Updated: May 09, 2007
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Reviewer: IluvCaptainJack Signed
Date: May 09, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: A Return

Well too bad they dropped out, they would have got one heck of a story though! Hope you will eventually continue and finish.

The Female Pirates of Hogwarts by Nikkiflinn    (Reviews - 31)

It's a commonly known fact that there is nothing quite as sexy as a female pirate. There's just something about the way she looks at you that makes you grab your bits while wondering what she's like in bed. Currently Hogwarts hosted three female pirates. Primarily G/D with HrG/PP, LL/BZ and PP/TN thrown in for variety.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: GoF and below
Era: Hogwarts-era
Genres: Action
Warnings: Slash
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1197 | Read count: 2988 | Published: May 25, 2007 | Updated: May 25, 2007
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Reviewer: IluvCaptainJack Signed
Date: May 27, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

well the title sure caught my attention! I can't wait to read the rest of the story. This is definatly going to be one of my favorites! UPDATE SOON!

Vivre by Extreme Dancer    (Reviews - 250)

What do you do when the one you love is no longer there? How do you keep going when you’re left to raise three children by yourself? No character death.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: D/G Offspring, Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: HBP and below
Era: Future AU
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 11 | Word count: 24473 | Read count: 67125 | Published: May 27, 2007 | Updated: Apr 10, 2012
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Reviewer: IluvCaptainJack Signed
Date: Jun 01, 2007 Title: Vivre

Oh!!! Please update soon!!!!! That was so cute. I love how you describe Ron and Hermione, It made me laugh.

Author's Response: I will :D Thanks, I\'m glad you liked it :)

Reviewer: IluvCaptainJack Signed
Date: Jun 01, 2007 Title: Vivre

Oh!!! Please update soon!!!!! That was so cute. I love how you describe Ron and Hermione, It made me laugh.

Think of Me by sheriden    (Reviews - 22)

He didn’t really want his sweater back. He just wanted the sweater-stealer to think of him. If he could get both the sweater and the thief back, and achieve world peace, then that was even better. One-shot.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Other Characters
Compliant with: None
Era: Future AU, Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Character Death
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 3670 | Read count: 4161 | Published: Jun 25, 2007 | Updated: Jun 25, 2007
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Reviewer: IluvCaptainJack Signed
Date: Jul 24, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Think of Me

Im pretty sure this was my second time reading this... i dont remember if i already reveiwed but if i already did your getting another one :) Loved it!

Author's Response: Thank you for reading!

Quaffles and Quarrels by sheriden    (Reviews - 173)

After her shoulder shatters in a painful collision with two Bludgers, star Chaser Ginny Weasley finds herself as a Reserve player on a Quidditch team in crisis. If that wasn’t bad enough, Draco Malfoy invades her flat, Oliver Wood gets on her nerves, and Harry and Hermione are out to get the axe-murderer who’s out to get her. Could her life get any worse? Apparently, it could.
Category: Long and Completed
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: None
Compliant with: HBP and below
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Action, Drama, Humor, Mystery, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 10 | Word count: 46226 | Read count: 56117 | Published: Jul 02, 2007 | Updated: Sep 02, 2008
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Reviewer: IluvCaptainJack Signed
Date: Jul 23, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: The Return of the Ferret

holy crap.... this is hilarious!

Author's Response: Thank you!

Reviewer: IluvCaptainJack Signed
Date: Jul 23, 2008 Title: Chapter 2: Don't Look Under the Couch

I like how you write Harry... he doesn't annoyme as much. But I still don't like him.

Author's Response: Double post?

Reviewer: IluvCaptainJack Signed
Date: Jul 23, 2008 Title: Chapter 2: Don't Look Under the Couch

I like how you write Harry... he doesn't annoyme as much. But I still don't like him.

Author's Response: Harry is at his best when he\'s not trying to steal Ginny from Draco. I can\'t stand that! Thanks for your review!

Reviewer: IluvCaptainJack Signed
Date: Aug 21, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: The Return of the Ferret

AHHH! stupid cliffy. lol Awesome Job!! Poor Katie though (the real one). Oliver just can't take a hint. And Draco is flippin awesome!

Author's Response: Thank you for your review! (And I must agree, Draco really is super awesome!)

Reviewer: IluvCaptainJack Signed
Date: Sep 05, 2008 Title: Chapter 10: Old Memories, New Memories

LOVED IT! =p

Author's Response: Thank you!

Male Bits by Lirie Halliwell    (Reviews - 64)

Draco took upon himself the role of a chastity-belt when it comes to one Miss Weasley. Zealously devoted to his job, perhaps he’d developed the tendency of going a bit too far.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1985 | Read count: 7183 | Published: Jul 06, 2007 | Updated: Jul 06, 2007
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Reviewer: IluvCaptainJack Signed
Date: Nov 26, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Male Bits

LOVE IT! And I applaud you on the dialogue only, because that is NOT easy and I knew exactly what was happening the whole time. :D Very good job

15 First Dates by wiseass13713    (Reviews - 149)

Draco and Ginny go out on a date post-Hogwarts. Ginny is disappointed with Draco's lack of originality. Can he make it up to her?
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Blaise Zabini (boy), Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Hermione Granger, Luna Lovegood, Other Characters, Ron Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 7 | Word count: 9581 | Read count: 46424 | Published: Jul 15, 2007 | Updated: Jan 13, 2008
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Reviewer: IluvCaptainJack Signed
Date: Jan 27, 2008 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter Seven

Ok i saw your beg for reviews..... :) Anyway love the story!

Ten Years Later, or Pud's Rewrite of the DH Epilogue by Rainpuddle    (Reviews - 191)

*DH SPOILERS* Consider yourself warned.

This is my attempt to correct some of the wrongs...
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: Future AU
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1128 | Read count: 11122 | Published: Jul 23, 2007 | Updated: Jul 23, 2007
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Reviewer: IluvCaptainJack Signed
Date: Jul 23, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

OGMsh!!!! Thank You! Im totally using this as the REAL ending. Stupid Scorpious Malfoy? What the crap was that? Anyway thanks sooooooo much

Author's Response: You\'re so very welcome!

Occam's Razor by Mourning Broken Angel    (Reviews - 204)

Who knew happily-ever-after could have an expiration date? New beginnings are hard, but when they happen in the middle of your life, they're infinitely more so.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Arthur Weasley, Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Lucius Malfoy, Molly Weasley, Narcissa Malfoy, Neville Longbottom, Other Characters, Ron Weasley
Compliant with: Fully compliant
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Angst, Drama, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 7 | Word count: 22892 | Read count: 37818 | Published: Aug 02, 2007 | Updated: Mar 17, 2010
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Reviewer: IluvCaptainJack Signed
Date: Feb 26, 2009 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6

oh i just started reading this and I love it! please update soon.

The Malfoy Frog Prince by Lirie Halliwell    (Reviews - 30)

A fanfictional adaptation of the well known tale about the Frog Prince, in which Draco is a frog and Ginny is a closeted kleptomaniac.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Not Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: HBP and below
Era: Future AU
Genres: Crossover, Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 4486 | Read count: 3935 | Published: Oct 02, 2007 | Updated: Oct 03, 2007
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Reviewer: IluvCaptainJack Signed
Date: Oct 03, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

WOW lol. That was so funny. I hope we get to read about the "excessive torture and painful demise of the handsome Frog Prince by the hands of six livid Princes and the surprisingly sadistic King" Awesome Job!

Fleur de Lis by Lunaeyes    (Reviews - 350)

He showed her everything. What they didn’t get to the first day, after flying kites and riding boats and feeding swans, they did the next day, and the next. She realized, after spending seemingly endless weeks with him, that she didn’t want to go home, but go home she must.

Ten years have passed. They’ll always have Paris.

Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: Fully compliant
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 20 | Word count: 55000 | Read count: 109083 | Published: Oct 21, 2007 | Updated: Mar 26, 2010
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Reviewer: IluvCaptainJack Signed
Date: Feb 12, 2008 Title: Chapter 13: In the Distance

I've seen your story the last few months on the recently updated list and haven't had the time to read it, but now that I have I hope to see it up there a lot more!! stupid cliffy :)

Author's Response: I\'m so glad you finally took the time to read it! The next chapter should be up shortly!

Ferrets and Weasleys by livvyharris    (Reviews - 35)

Ginny and Draco fight about where to spend Christmas, but something deeper seems to be causing problems. Can their marriage survive?

“He watched her face transform as Vulnerable Ginny became Extremely Brassed Off Ginny. Her eyebrow went up. ‘You’re doing that intolerable git routine you’re so good at’ she drawled.”
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley
Compliant with: GoF and below
Era: Future AU
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 4873 | Read count: 5058 | Published: Feb 28, 2008 | Updated: Feb 28, 2008
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Reviewer: IluvCaptainJack Signed
Date: Feb 29, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

that was great! I think you captured Ginny's mood swings perfectly.

Author's Response: Thank you! I\'ve actually never been pregnant or around an emotional pregnant lady, so I was afraid I may have overdone it. I\'m glad you enjoyed.

Arguments With Myself by Nyx    (Reviews - 12)

Draco and Ginny are getting married. So are Hermione and Seamus. Ron has a new boyfriend, and, to top it all off, Harry's pregnant.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Other Characters, Pansy Parkinson, Ron Weasley
Compliant with: None
Era: None
Genres: None
Warnings: Slash
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 1236 | Read count: 790 | Published: Feb 29, 2008 | Updated: Mar 03, 2008
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Reviewer: IluvCaptainJack Signed
Date: Mar 05, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: The Invitation

I like it and can't wait for the next chapter. I'll definately watch out for it... I'm a little confused how harry is preggers, but i'll find out why eventually. =p

The Fundamental Things Apply by Ruhne    (Reviews - 19)

Ginny wonders why Draco doesn't care.
Category: Completed Short Stories
Rating: Sorta Naughty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley
Compliant with: HBP and below
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Genres: Angst, Drama, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Series: None
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Chapters: 1 | Word count: 3041 | Read count: 3051 | Published: Apr 29, 2008 | Updated: Apr 29, 2008
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Reviewer: IluvCaptainJack Signed
Date: Apr 30, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: A kiss is just a kiss

wow... very good! LOVED IT!!

Author's Response: Thank you very much

A Slight Misunderstanding by LuvWabbit    (Reviews - 49)

Ginny recieves the opportunity of a lifetime from our favorite ferret, but there's just one little catch.
Category: Works in Progress
Rating: Definitely Naughty
Characters: Blaise Zabini (boy), Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Other Characters, Ron Weasley
Compliant with: HBP and below
Era: Future AU
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No
Series: None
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Chapters: 2 | Word count: 2578 | Read count: 3897 | Published: May 02, 2008 | Updated: Apr 06, 2009
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Reviewer: IluvCaptainJack Signed
Date: May 04, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Malfoy's Mistake

ugh! EVIL cliffy! love the story so far!